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(Telegraph)   Walrus remains found buried under St. Pancras Train Station in London. Fark? It was a Pacific Walrus   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-07-25 02:09:59 PM
4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Those bukkits don't find themselves you know


brap: Dear Bukketseeker. How we have missed miss you our good old panicked friend.


Except that is an elephant seal. A walrus looks like this:
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2013-07-25 12:37:45 PM
4 votes:
The Eggman unavailable for comment.
2013-07-25 09:34:58 PM
3 votes:
Paul?
2013-07-25 03:52:56 PM
3 votes:

Thelyphthoric: Wait, who the hell was St. Pancreas?


The patron saint of insulin production.
2013-07-25 05:52:42 PM
2 votes:
MrBallou: It sounds like a Disney movie, with a poor lost walrus who, after an epic journey, finds a new home in London, adopted eaten by 1500 plucky street urchins.

Sounds like a more realistic vision of 19th century London...

Oliver Twist, the Demon-Harpooner of Fleet Street
2013-07-25 05:43:21 PM
2 votes:
Were there the remains of many oysters? What about a carpenter?
2013-07-25 04:54:31 PM
2 votes:
Are they 100% it is not another royal burial?  Big buck teeth, misshapen body...could fit a few kings.
2013-07-25 03:04:08 PM
2 votes:
www.chrisroberson.net
2013-07-25 01:11:21 PM
2 votes:
Odd looking walrus, 'e was
cinefantastiqueonline.com
2013-07-25 12:39:26 PM
2 votes:
Underground Walrus kills 1,500.
2013-07-25 11:40:24 AM
2 votes:
It sounds like a Disney movie, with a poor lost walrus who, after an epic journey, finds a new home in London, adopted by 1500 plucky street urchins.
2013-07-25 11:08:46 AM
2 votes:
And even more Fark points: the walrus was found with the remains of 1,500 humans.

Imagine the headlines that could theoretically lurk behind that little factoid.

Serial killer on loose in London: has killed 1,500 times. And for some reason, one walrus.

Walrus killed believed to have been witness to 1,500 murders in zoological gardens

Jack the Ripper kills again. Police allege Royal Family covering up as many as 1,500 deaths, plus disappearance of Royal Walrus from the Tower of London

King Henry VIII's favourite pet walrus dies. King blames 1,500 servants for forgetting to feed it

Man charged with bribing sextons to allow burial of walrus in church yard!


This is pure tabloid fodder, it is!

May Farkers never say that I never gave them anything.
2013-07-26 01:12:44 AM
1 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things; of shoes, of ships, of sealing wax, of cabbages, and Kings!
And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings,
Calloo! Callay!  No work today!
We're Cabbages and Kings!"
2013-07-25 11:27:28 PM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: Oliver Twist, the Demon-Harpooner of Fleet Street


Ever try to get a cab while carrying a harpoon?

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-25 10:07:00 PM
1 votes:
Was that an African walrus, or European?

/waaaaiiiiit for it......
2013-07-25 09:42:03 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a plot idea for Doctor Who
2013-07-25 07:01:01 PM
1 votes:
Tom_Slick

Thelyphthoric: Wait, who the hell was St. Pancreas?

The patron saint of insulin production.


Revered in the Isles of Langerhans. Walruses aren't usually found there.
2013-07-25 05:43:21 PM
1 votes:
"bahaha, future archaeologists will have a fit with this one! They'll be beating their heads on the walls!" - some 19th century funeral director with too little oversight.
2013-07-25 03:50:24 PM
1 votes:
Excuse me, I was waiting for a walrus. He was supposed to be on the 7.35 arrival from Sheffield on platform 5. I'm really worried, I can't find him anywhere.
2013-07-25 03:33:52 PM
1 votes:
Wait, who the hell was St. Pancreas?
2013-07-25 01:58:29 PM
1 votes:
goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob
 
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