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(   El Yunque and 10 other cocktails that sound like characters from 'The Three Amigos'   ( divider line
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691 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jul 2013 at 1:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-25 01:06:53 PM  
Mount Gay Black and Blue

Isn't there lube to prevent that?
2013-07-25 01:26:55 PM  
Everyone has their own El Guapo to face
2013-07-25 01:35:17 PM  
We pruned...the many small villages!!
2013-07-25 01:36:44 PM  
Outstanding! I can now sell my "Rape The Horses!" Tequila!
2013-07-25 01:38:59 PM  
Would you say that is a plethora of cocktails?
2013-07-25 01:41:14 PM  

Flappyhead: Would you say that is a plethora of cocktails?

Oh yes El Flappyhead...that is a plethora of cocktails.
2013-07-25 01:46:42 PM  
Are these cocktails so famous they're infamous?
2013-07-25 01:51:48 PM  
Rootbeer floats with rum not on the list?

2013-07-25 02:07:48 PM  
To summon the Invisible Bartender:  Farley Farley Farley, Huffaaaaarrr
2013-07-25 03:03:15 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: To summon the Invisible Bartender:  Farley Farley Farley, Huffaaaaarrr

How was I supposed to know where he was?
2013-07-25 03:06:46 PM  
You were supposed to fire UP.
2013-07-25 03:38:54 PM  
Sounds like a National Forest in Puerto Rico to me.
2013-07-25 03:52:27 PM  
Yunque is anvil in Spanish.

Maybe because it hits you like in a Warner Bros. cartoon. I could use one of those right now. All those drinks made my mouth water.

2013-07-25 04:49:38 PM  
Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.
Ned Nederlander: What's tequila?
Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.
2013-07-25 06:38:04 PM
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