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(Scientific American)   Think you're eating healthier because you *always* buy that "whole grain" bread, not that squishy white bread? You might want to sit down for this   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, whole grains, Ars, American Society for Nutrition  
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22161 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2013 at 12:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-25 12:44:15 PM  
3 votes:
What if I don't eat the extra fiber whole wheat for the supposed nutritional benefits? What if I just enjoy the poops that I must imagine god himself is slightly envious of?

Am I still ok with those?
2013-07-25 12:41:13 PM  
3 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: trailerpimp: Oh fark it
I'm tired of every damn thing which is supposed to be good being bad and vicey versy.
As of today I'm drinking more eating more and to hell with every one of these gotdamn studies.

I felt the same after I heard that fish oil doesn't actually do anything but raise your risk of fatal cancers.

It also keeps your haddock from squeaking.
2013-07-25 02:17:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-25 12:54:10 PM  
1 vote:
An individual would have to eat 10 bowls of Multi-grain Cheerios, 16 slices of whole-wheat bread, or nine cups of brown rice to get the fiber recommended for an American adult for one day.

It would take over two and a half million bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow.

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2013-07-25 12:47:12 PM  
1 vote:


I bake it in the winter

Interesting - I think most people bake it in the oven.
2013-07-25 12:44:43 PM  
1 vote:
You can have my bread when you pry it from my cold, crumb covered hands.

I bake it in the winter, but when when it's super hot out, it's not worth heating the entire house up for a load of fresh bread, and DAMMIT now I want to make bread tonight, and it's supposed to be like 95 today.
2013-07-25 12:41:25 PM  
1 vote:
No, I think I'm eating healthier because I eat whole chickens.  Whole, Live, free-range chickens.
2013-07-25 12:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
what about bran muffins... those are still perfectly awesomely health items to eat right?

2013-07-25 12:35:24 PM  
1 vote:

HailRobonia: Health-conscious zombies only eat whole hole brain bread.

2013-07-25 12:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
Health-conscious zombies only eat whole brain bread.
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