DROxINxTHExWIND: Get me a bowl of tuna and some chips and I'm good.
This text is now purple: Mudd's woman: I am not into that paleo diet trend, but I did try a recipe for "paleo bread" that was full on awesome.Talk about whole grain. Not for the weak-intestined.Hell on your teeth, though.
Buttknuckle: I wondered about those things. I thought they were like juicers - people buy them and never use them cause they are a pain in the ass.
Rapmaster2000: Rye bread, biatches. With seeds.
AdamK: i honestly maybe eat one slice of bread a week, if that
maxheck: Tom_Slick:Buttknuckle: Kirzania: Bake your own white bread. Problem solved./not THAT hardDoesn't look like it, but I would need to go out and buy a goddamn dough hook for my POS mixer, and trays. No thanks!Buy a cheap Bread Maker $45.00 from Wal MartThis. I'm sure I'll catch grief for being a poser, but there's few things nicer than being able to make bread with 5 minutes of actual effort. I know how to make bread by hand. I don't want to have to do it every time.Also, Panasonic SD-YD250
vudukungfu: maxheck: I got your colon blow right here:1-3/4 cups whole wheat flour2 cups all purpose flour2 500 mg. vitamin C tablets, crushed2 Tbsp soy flour2 Tbsp cornmeal2 Tbsp cracked wheat cereal or bulgur wheat1 Tbsp oatmeal1 Tbsp flax seeds2 tsp salt2 Tbsp dry milk2-1/2 Tbsp butter2 Tbsp molasses1-3/4 cups water1-1/2 tsp active dry yeastanad
WhiskeySticks: Head_Shot: As a former baker, I can tell you it's really not that hard to make your own awesome bread from scratch. A big KitchenAid mixer helps obviously, but even by hand, you can make enough bread for a month (or more) with about 45 minutes of actual work. The process take half a day - but it's mainly waiting around for the dough to proof, then baking. For shiats-n-giggles, add whole grain ingredients like oats, sunflower seeds, millet seeds, etc.Whoops, I probably just gave away where I used to work to those who are baking savvy. :-)Subway?
Night Night Cream Puff: Yanks_RSJ: Everything you can eat is simultaneously healthy and going to kill you.But this will be a nice article to show my GF, who insists on buying the shiatty wheat bread that is no better for you than white bread but a million times worse when it comes to making grilled cheese sandwiches.There's your problem. If it's crappy bread it won't make good grilled cheese regardless if it's whole wheat or white. I have a loaf in the fridge right now of something or other that's tasty and makes great grilled cheese sandwiches. Can't remember the brand off the top of my head.
LandOfChocolate: Looking forward to the rest of the thread where the cheeto brigade uses this to dismiss all healthy, natural, organic foods.
Iczer: This is why I hate the American food industry... They're basically allowed to label foods with insanely vague and often extremely misleading labels ("organic" anyone?) compared to what they actually are. "Whole wheat" doesn't necessarily mean it's whole wheat,
gfid: Night Night Cream Puff: Yanks_RSJ: Everything you can eat is simultaneously healthy and going to kill you.But this will be a nice article to show my GF, who insists on buying the shiatty wheat bread that is no better for you than white bread but a million times worse when it comes to making grilled cheese sandwiches.There's your problem. If it's crappy bread it won't make good grilled cheese regardless if it's whole wheat or white. I have a loaf in the fridge right now of something or other that's tasty and makes great grilled cheese sandwiches. Can't remember the brand off the top of my head.Yeah - I stopped eating white bread if I have a choice a couple of decades ago and I much prefer whole wheat bread now. So maybe it's not as healthy, but the label does say it has plenty of fiber.A couple of months ago I noticed a different brand i the store was cheaper so I bought a loaf. Not only did it not taste as good, it got moldy real fast and I ended up throwing most of it away so it wasn't a good deal after all.
Coconut Meat: 1) Stop listening to what scientist and doctors say about health and diet because they have no clue and will more than likely reverse their current claim within the next two years...
maxheck: FloydA:My sister came over tonight, and we're shooting the breeze, and she reminded me that the "Colon Blow" sketch was based on an actual ad campaign some presumably nutritious cereal was running at the time against "Total" cereal."You'd have to eat four whole bowls of Total to equal the nutrition of... Cereal I can't remember. That ad campaign obviously didn't do well.What I DO remember...Somehow "You'd have to eat four whole bowls of Toad Holes" became a meme in my odd family.
penthesilea: But, I buy Double Fiber bread. That has to be somewhat good for me, right?[pickyeaterblog.com image 156x156][oroweat.com image 609x128]
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