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(Daily Mail)   Mama June has revealed that she is legally blind. Suddenly it all begins to make sense   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-07-25 01:09:14 PM
As someone with congenital cataracts I sympathize.
 
2013-07-25 01:17:09 PM
So is Sugar Bear, apparently.
 
2013-07-25 01:50:14 PM

namegoeshere: So is Sugar Bear, apparently.


Came to say EXACTLY this.
 
2013-07-25 01:51:05 PM

Bathia_Mapes: As someone with congenital cataracts I sympathize.


you can still see in the dark, right?
 
2013-07-25 01:52:02 PM
Yes that is typical of a Type 2 Diabetic who is vastly overweight.  When she loses her lower appendages no one will be surprised then either.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-07-25 01:53:54 PM
holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf
 
2013-07-25 01:54:04 PM

namegoeshere: So is Sugar Bear, apparently.


Perhaps but you know he has to be packing a trouser snake.  Nothing but a huge dick is going to get past the flab to find a wet spot
 
2013-07-25 01:54:58 PM
And her grandchild had an extra thumb. Just a genetic superbeing if there ever was one.
 
2013-07-25 01:55:00 PM

OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf


Do the math. I know 36 year-old grandparents
 
2013-07-25 01:58:04 PM

smoky2010: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Do the math. I know 36 year-old grandparents


fair enough on the 15 year old mom thing but she still looks way older than 33 to me.
 
2013-07-25 01:58:49 PM

OminousAnonymous: smoky2010: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Do the math. I know 36 year-old grandparents

fair enough on the 15 year old mom thing but she still looks way older than 33 to me.


I have never watched the show but from the pics in the article, I'd agree
 
2013-07-25 02:00:45 PM

smoky2010: OminousAnonymous: smoky2010: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Do the math. I know 36 year-old grandparents

fair enough on the 15 year old mom thing but she still looks way older than 33 to me.

I have never watched the show but from the pics in the article, I'd agree


oh i have never watched it either.  she looks gray haired in some of the pics i see on the internet of her.
 
2013-07-25 02:04:19 PM
I'll take Mama June over Kate Gosselin and all the Real Housewives. She's going to die a diabetic, butter-induced death, but I don't see a mean streak in her at all.
 
2013-07-25 02:05:19 PM
Papa Jupiter is ok though, right?
 
2013-07-25 02:05:31 PM
Can she put her Predator mask back on please?
 
2013-07-25 02:22:58 PM
She is five years younger than me and looks older than my mom?!?! WTF!
 
2013-07-25 02:29:25 PM
I had a cataract in one eye, and they fixed it. Now I'm completely near-sighted in one eye, and completely far-sighted in the other.

Should I get an eye-patch or a monocle?
 
2013-07-25 02:30:07 PM
So she accepted his proposal then...

/cliffhanger
 
2013-07-25 02:31:54 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll take Mama June over Kate Gosselin and all the Real Housewives. She's going to die a diabetic, butter-induced death, but I don't see a mean streak in her at all.


This is true.  The worst thing I could call her is goofy.
 
2013-07-25 02:39:49 PM
I have never watched the show but from the pics in the article, I'd agree

Then how did you come to click on the thread?
 
2013-07-25 02:40:00 PM

groppet: She is five years younger than me and looks older than my mom?!?! WTF!

This
 
2013-07-25 02:48:06 PM
It's pretty stupid when a Daily Mail headline is so colloquial and familiar with a topic that I go WTF?
 
2013-07-25 02:53:33 PM
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OH HAI GUIZE! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
 
2013-07-25 02:59:04 PM

bump: I have never watched the show but from the pics in the article, I'd agree

Then how did you come to click on the thread?


I was browsing the entertainment thread and the headline caught my eye. I didn't realize that I had to be a subject matter expert to comment on fark.
/I also know quite a lot about pork rinds.
 
2013-07-25 03:00:56 PM

OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf


Then do the math for her husband. He's 8 years older then she is....
 
2013-07-25 03:01:56 PM

OminousAnonymous: smoky2010: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Do the math. I know 36 year-old grandparents

fair enough on the 15 year old mom thing but she still looks way older than 33 to me.


Don't forget she is a grandmother, her 18 year old had a child at 17 with 6 fingers.  Normally I'd yell fake at this show like I do all reality shows, but damn you just can't make this shiat up.  No writer has that much creativity.
 
2013-07-25 03:02:56 PM

WhippingBoy: I had a cataract in one eye, and they fixed it. Now I'm completely near-sighted in one eye, and completely far-sighted in the other.

Should I get an eye-patch or a monocle?


Why not both?
 
2013-07-25 03:03:22 PM

Tradskinzd: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Then do the math for her husband. He's 8 years older then she is....


I think only Honey Boo Boo is his, the others have different fathers.  Which of course means Mama June had them standing in line.
 
2013-07-25 03:05:31 PM

Tom_Slick: Tradskinzd: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Then do the math for her husband. He's 8 years older then she is....

I think only Honey Boo Boo is his, the others have different fathers.  Which of course means Mama June had them standing in line.


That's what you do in the trailer park from the time you order a pizza until it's delivered.
/I lived next to a trailer park for about 10 years. I saw some funky stuff
 
2013-07-25 03:07:27 PM

namegoeshere: So is Sugar Bear, apparently.


And we're done here.
 
2013-07-25 03:11:19 PM

Tom_Slick: Tradskinzd: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Then do the math for her husband. He's 8 years older then she is....

I think only Honey Boo Boo is his, the others have different fathers.  Which of course means Mama June had them standing in line.


I don't follow closely enough to know that. I had visions of a wedding ordained by a shotgun wielding father in my head after reading their ages in the article.
 
2013-07-25 03:11:33 PM

smoky2010: Tom_Slick: Tradskinzd: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Then do the math for her husband. He's 8 years older then she is....

I think only Honey Boo Boo is his, the others have different fathers.  Which of course means Mama June had them standing in line.

That's what you do in the trailer park from the time you order a pizza until it's delivered.
/I lived next to a trailer park for about 10 years. I saw some funky stuff


I lived in a trailer park for 6 months while on a contract job, you are not wrong.
 
2013-07-25 03:19:25 PM

vudukungfu: Bathia_Mapes: As someone with congenital cataracts I sympathize.

you can still see in the dark, right?


Not very well. I've also got a degenerative eye disease in my left eye and I've already lost a third of my peripheral vision due to that, plus the condition puts me at an increased risk of retinal detachment.
 
2013-07-25 03:37:23 PM
This show is funny as hell, and I would totally take these rednecks over the Kardashians or any housewife show any day.
 
2013-07-25 03:52:19 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll take Mama June over Kate Gosselin and all the Real Housewives. She's going to die a diabetic, butter-induced death, but I don't see a mean streak in her at all.


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2013-07-25 04:18:33 PM

WhippingBoy: I had a cataract in one eye, and they fixed it. Now I'm completely near-sighted in one eye, and completely far-sighted in the other.

Should I get an eye-patch or a monocle?


I've been that way since birth, basically. But I have swappable eye dominance issues, so I just use whichever eye is appropriate.

And you get good at pattern and shape recognition.

Nothing relevant to the article.
 
2013-07-25 04:27:00 PM
If that's what I would see in my mirror every morning I would look upon blindness as a kindness from god.


/The human thumb, indeed . . .
 
2013-07-25 04:40:18 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll take Mama June over Kate Gosselin and all the Real Housewives. She's going to die a diabetic, butter-induced death, but I don't see a mean streak in her at all.


Mama June weighs about the same as the others.

Mama June is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

/ sorry fellow fats
// heard that recently and it was so stupid I lol'd
 
2013-07-25 04:40:38 PM

mycathatesyou: This show is funny as hell, and I would totally take these rednecks over the Kardashians or any housewife show any day.


I love the show and find the family relationships' kinda heartwarming but I do worry about long they can stave off their impending health disaster. Apart from that, they are actually one of the most loving family units I've seen on TV.

Fun family. But FAT!
 
2013-07-25 04:50:24 PM

GungFu: mycathatesyou: This show is funny as hell, and I would totally take these rednecks over the Kardashians or any housewife show any day.

I love the show and find the family relationships' kinda heartwarming but I do worry about long they can stave off their impending health disaster. Apart from that, they are actually one of the most loving family units I've seen on TV.

Fun family. But FAT!


This is the same impression I get from the Duck Dynasty folks. They seem to be honestly decent people.
 
2013-07-25 04:58:12 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Yes that is typical of a Type 2 Diabetic who is vastly overweight.  When she loses her lower appendages no one will be surprised then either.

/DNRTFA


She was born with them, apparently.  You may well be right that she has or will develop Type 2 and that will further complicate matters.  But this one thing isn't on her.
 
2013-07-25 05:16:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll take Mama June over Kate Gosselin and all the Real Housewives. She's going to die a diabetic, butter-induced death, but I don't see a mean streak in her at all.


I think this is sad. They seem like nice people, and I mean that - generally good natured and kind. I wish someone would put that family on a show like "The Biggest Loser" together and get them into shape and teach them about eating healthy. I really think they are slowly killing themselves with their lifestyle!
 
2013-07-25 05:16:37 PM
Making fun of the blind, even on Fark , even if they are connected to Honey Boo Boo is a line I am not going to cross.
 
2013-07-25 05:21:12 PM
I'm not a big fan of reality television, but I'm pretty sure she should go on the one where you're humiliated into a diet and exercise regimen.
 
2013-07-25 05:22:53 PM

hasty ambush: Making fun of the blind, even on Fark , even if they are connected to Honey Boo Boo is a line I am not going to cross.


WHAT DID YOU SAY?
 
2013-07-25 05:30:24 PM

Tom_Slick: smoky2010: Tom_Slick: Tradskinzd: OminousAnonymous: holy carp she is only 33???  and has an 18 year old?  wtf

Then do the math for her husband. He's 8 years older then she is....

I think only Honey Boo Boo is his, the others have different fathers.  Which of course means Mama June had them standing in line.

That's what you do in the trailer park from the time you order a pizza until it's delivered.
/I lived next to a trailer park for about 10 years. I saw some funky stuff

I lived in a trailer park for 6 months while on a contract job, you are not wrong.


Funniest thing I ever saw in a trailer park was two drunk guys arguing with each other,I swear it sounded like a couple fighting. Then again crazy Charlie looks like he just straight up walked out of a time machine from the 60's and drunk Kenny is kinda creepy and really farking nasty. He wore a shirt that had dog shiat on it once.
/Don't smoke with Charlie cause he slobbers on the end of the joint.
 
2013-07-25 06:10:33 PM
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2013-07-25 06:46:49 PM

GungFu: mycathatesyou: This show is funny as hell, and I would totally take these rednecks over the Kardashians or any housewife show any day.

I love the show and find the family relationships' kinda heartwarming but I do worry about long they can stave off their impending health disaster. Apart from that, they are actually one of the most loving family units I've seen on TV.

Fun family. But FAT!


They eat that Country Crock crap by the bucket. Sad.
 
2013-07-25 07:36:40 PM
looks like she can see well enough to waddle her fat ass to the dinner table.
 
2013-07-25 08:11:51 PM
I feel bad for her since she is the victim of a pedohpile. Compare her age, her husband's age, and the age of her first kid. Where she lives explains a lot, but nowadays a person that pulled the stunt her husband did would get beaten to death in prison. Pedophilia is frowned upon in the '10's.
 
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