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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 47-year-old grandmother complains: "My youthful appearance is ruining my life" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 130
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2013-07-25 12:30:32 PM
I wouldn't have guessed 47
 
2013-07-25 12:30:46 PM
The epitome of Not News, this article is.

/black don't crack!
 
2013-07-25 12:35:32 PM
I had the same problem. I solved it with copious amounts of whisky. Now I look 15 years older than my age.

Thanks whisky!
 
2013-07-25 12:42:05 PM
Not clicking

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-25 12:58:41 PM
I'd hit it.

But then again, I'm about her age anyway.
 
2013-07-25 01:22:30 PM
1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.
 
2013-07-25 01:22:36 PM
messageinabottleblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-25 01:22:38 PM
Um, you're not the most self-aware lady I've ever met.

Also, has she considered ditching the pigtails and pacifier?
 
2013-07-25 01:49:50 PM

DanZero: Not clicking

[img.photobucket.com image 551x1024]


Done in 4.
 
2013-07-25 01:56:57 PM
The Sun is there to give you wrinkles.
 
2013-07-25 01:57:14 PM

namegoeshere: 1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.


And the hands.
 
2013-07-25 01:57:45 PM
White people problems.
 
2013-07-25 01:58:24 PM

Fank: namegoeshere: 1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.

And the hands.


All broads over 30 have lines on their neck
 
2013-07-25 01:58:49 PM

WhippingBoy: White people problems.


How do I know you didn't click the link and read the article.
 
2013-07-25 01:58:57 PM
She knows the secret of steel.

I would imagine all those scars on her legs and arms were from sword fights, until Thulsa Doom transitioned into female form to be who shem really is.

joeskythedungeonbrawler.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-25 02:00:13 PM

Fank: namegoeshere: 1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.

And the hands.


Actually, the best way to measure age over 30 is the length from the collar-bone to nipples when they're naked and standing.
 
2013-07-25 02:01:07 PM
Did I accidentally click on an article featuring Tracy Morgan in drag?
 
2013-07-25 02:01:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-25 02:01:31 PM

Anne Bolton has been dumped by pals and boyfriends


If Fark is any kind of barometer, no one like Boltons.
 
2013-07-25 02:01:56 PM
Her biceps are put on backwards.!wohs nug
 
2013-07-25 02:02:03 PM

ChipNASA: WhippingBoy: White people problems.

How do I know you didn't click the link and read the article.


I'm gonna guess because you also read the words "Smoking Hot" and "Sun"?
 
2013-07-25 02:02:07 PM
I know other 45+ black women that look younger than her.
/she needs coco butter on those arm spots stat
 
2013-07-25 02:02:11 PM
The Sun? Hot?

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-07-25 02:03:09 PM
i1345.photobucket.com

Foghorn Leghorn: Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves.
 
2013-07-25 02:03:15 PM
Meanwhile, another 47 year old woman in Korean looks like.....


25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com

Jung Dae Yeonn
 
2013-07-25 02:04:00 PM
I know how she feels.  Here I'm going through life with these huge, firm boobs and my friends... well, not so much.

If only there was some way to make my body sag so my friends could feel better about themselves. DAMN YOU MEDICINE!
 
2013-07-25 02:04:01 PM

WhippingBoy: Fank: namegoeshere: 1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.

And the hands.

Actually, the best way to measure age over 30 is the length from the collar-bone to nipples when they're naked and standing.


I'm willing to evaluate all your evidence in the 30-35 year old range. For purely scientific reasons, of course.
 
2013-07-25 02:05:00 PM
This is going to turn into another one those really tiresome tranny threads again.
 
2013-07-25 02:05:29 PM
If naturally looking half your age is ruining your life, why would you go out of your way to dress a third of your age?
 
2013-07-25 02:06:31 PM
Bingo Arms
 
2013-07-25 02:07:08 PM
img.thesun.co.uk
Those knees are a bit sharp.
 
2013-07-25 02:07:31 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If naturally looking half your age is ruining your life, why would you go out of your way to dress a third of your age?


I read that as "dress like a third grader".
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-25 02:07:32 PM

cowgirl toffee: I know how she feels.  Here I'm going through life with these huge, firm boobs and my friends... well, not so much.

If only there was some way to make my body sag so my friends could feel better about themselves. DAMN YOU MEDICINE!


How YOU doin?
 
2013-07-25 02:08:20 PM

Dadoody: Meanwhile, another 47 year old woman in Korean looks like.....


internetfreaks.org

Dae Yeonn!
 
2013-07-25 02:08:48 PM
thinkprogress.org
"It could of been me 35 yrs ago..if I were female"
 
2013-07-25 02:08:50 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Creeeepy!
 
2013-07-25 02:11:00 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Did they have an open casting call for a local production of "The Wiz"?
 
2013-07-25 02:11:10 PM
 
2013-07-25 02:11:33 PM

gja: cowgirl toffee: I know how she feels.  Here I'm going through life with these huge, firm boobs and my friends... well, not so much.

If only there was some way to make my body sag so my friends could feel better about themselves. DAMN YOU MEDICINE!

How YOU doin?


Doin' great!  I'm taking a lazy day, staying in bed in a shirt only... with my husbands hands cupping my breasts as I'm typing this. He calls it "weighing the melons".  :P
 
2013-07-25 02:12:34 PM
Mary Louise Parker says "meh"
 
2013-07-25 02:12:47 PM
Step one: Dress in age appropriate clothes, ya stupid tart.
Step two: Lose the pigtails (as another farker already said).
Step three: STFU
 
2013-07-25 02:15:06 PM
Motherfarking snakes on a plane hot.
 
2013-07-25 02:15:34 PM

Fank: namegoeshere: 1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.

And the hands.


Yeap, not the veins but how dark they are
 
2013-07-25 02:15:34 PM
would someone get her a full length mirror!!!!!!
 
2013-07-25 02:15:37 PM
she has a lot of pockmarks on her legs.  Did she recently eat some uranium or something?
 
2013-07-25 02:15:44 PM
Not bad.
 
2013-07-25 02:15:51 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x416]
Those knees are a bit sharp.

 
2013-07-25 02:16:51 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x416]
Those knees are a bit sharp.


Dammit..

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-25 02:17:57 PM

Fank: namegoeshere: 1) Try not dressing in a 14 year old's clothing.

2) Look at the arms. They're always a dead giveaway.

And the hands.


Hands.  It's always hands for me.  Whenever you see a woman that you think has had work done, look at the hands.  Dead giveaway.
 
2013-07-25 02:18:26 PM
From the picture does she look 47, no but I would bet that it has been touched up.
 
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