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(Exeter Express & Echo)   'These things happen from time to time': Satanists slice donkey's genitals, ear, tongue and eyes out possibly while it was still alive, Livestock Protection Officer doesn't seem that worried   (exeterexpressandecho.co.uk) divider line 130
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2013-07-25 12:37:37 PM  
Mister would you please help my pony?
 
2013-07-25 12:38:19 PM  
www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-07-25 12:38:32 PM  
Ever since Rowan Williams retired, he's been bored.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-25 12:38:58 PM  

Russ1642: Get Scully Sam and Mulder Dean Winchester on the case.


FTFY
 
2013-07-25 12:41:00 PM  

buckler: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 196x300]


If you want to read the book that started everything off in the 80s, pick up a copy of Michelle Remembers.  I managed to write my theses for my psychology courses and my criminal justice courses using little more than that book and the West Memphis Three.

(Warning- the book gets very graphic and upsetting.  It may all be horseshiat, but it is still disturbing that someone could even imagine such sadistic filth.)
 
2013-07-25 12:42:49 PM  

ginkor: Ever since Rowan Williams retired, he's been bored.
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I always loved his eyebrows.  Like Thufir Hawat's eyebrows, they are!
 
2013-07-25 12:47:26 PM  

radarlove: So is it just like Masonic or something? I've read several different conflicting accounts. This stuff is relevant to my interests.


Would take far too long to explain, and its one of those things people should discover on their own anyway. The information is out there, and it's not uniquely Masonic knowledge, although they do have it.

Best advice i can give is to ignore anyone who uses satan and lucifer interchangeably. That trend was begun by King James, and they were distinct things in all previous Greek and Hebrew versions of the bible. You can still see some of the resulting inconsistencies from the change in the KJB, with Jesus calling himself the morning star, also known as Lucifer.
 
2013-07-25 12:56:02 PM  
Call it something else besides Satanic.

TYVM
 
2013-07-25 12:56:21 PM  

Di Atribe: Are Satanists really a thing? Or is it just one big troll so that people have an excuse to be assholes?


A guy who does stuff like this hears a voice in his head telling him to do terrible things, and he calls it Satan. That doesn't match up very well with most people who call themselves Satanists.

That's not to say that Satanism isn't a real thing: it is. But it's closer to a "religion of trolling" (as opposed to a "troll religion," like Pastafarianism) than some kind of ritualistic anti-Christian cult. They don't even actually worship Satan. They respect the archetype that gave rise to the Satan character, and use that name because it's an easy common point of reference. But they don't believe there's an actual being, and wouldn't worship it even if it existed. That's not how they roll.
 
2013-07-25 12:57:08 PM  

hairywoogit: I will admit though, that I am pretty damn fuzzy about freedom of religious expression across the pond.


Freedom of religion is fully protected under British and European human rights law.
 
2013-07-25 12:57:30 PM  

radarlove: buckler: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 196x300]

If you want to read the book that started everything off in the 80s, pick up a copy of Michelle Remembers.  I managed to write my theses for my psychology courses and my criminal justice courses using little more than that book and the West Memphis Three.

(Warning- the book gets very graphic and upsetting.  It may all be horseshiat, but it is still disturbing that someone could even imagine such sadistic filth.)


Thanks. In the late 1980's, I gained an interest in Satanic hysteria and cult groups, and read whatever I could find on the subjects, but somehow missed that one. I'll add it to my library queue.
 
2013-07-25 01:01:43 PM  

studs up: hairywoogit: studs up: hairywoogit:
Conflating agriculture and religion.
I don't even know if this is an attempted carnivore troll or "all religions are death" troll. I do see you are right about being pretty damn fuzzy though. Eat a burger so you can get your energy up my friend. Vitamin M for clarity.

No attempt at trolling.  I simply see no real moral difference, and I am fine with eating meat, I occasionally do it myself.  The end result is the animal dies in order to serve humans in some way, and I am pretty sure that the difference in service is pretty irrelevant to the animal.  If you wish to pretty it up by calling it a different name, go right ahead.  Death is death.

Ah, I see. They are both the same because in the end, someone has steak for dinner. We should then be sure to include the Military Industrial Complex, the Illuminati, the habadashers of Alcoa and this farkin guy...
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Only the last image applies to the conversation regarding the death of animals, unless you are including humans in that category.  Admittedly, we are animals, but being human, both you and I reserve special rules for ourselves that do not apply to other animals.  Which is fine.  I am not sure why you include made-up things like the Illuminati, or what someone who sells small sewing items has to do with the discussion, so I assume this is some attempt at humor.

And I have at no point attempted to say that eating meat is wrong, or immoral.  As a species, we are opportunistic feeders, and we typically need small quantities of meat to provide B12.  I am honestly confused as to why you seem so defensive of eating meat.
 
2013-07-25 01:10:02 PM  

buckler: radarlove: buckler: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 196x300]

If you want to read the book that started everything off in the 80s, pick up a copy of Michelle Remembers.  I managed to write my theses for my psychology courses and my criminal justice courses using little more than that book and the West Memphis Three.

(Warning- the book gets very graphic and upsetting.  It may all be horseshiat, but it is still disturbing that someone could even imagine such sadistic filth.)

Thanks. In the late 1980's, I gained an interest in Satanic hysteria and cult groups, and read whatever I could find on the subjects, but somehow missed that one. I'll add it to my library queue.


Check out the work of Dr. Elizabeth Loftus as well.  She taught a few of my psych courses and is one of the premiere experts on memory, and she has a lot to say on why "recovered" memories of SRA are total bullshiat.
 
2013-07-25 01:16:31 PM  

hairywoogit: I am honestly confused as to why you seem so defensive of eating meat massive generalizations.


ftfy
 
2013-07-25 01:26:43 PM  

optimus_grime: only insecure tyrant gods demand sacrifice, satan doesn't demand anything.


Satan just wants you to not pay attention to the Jesus or His Dad.
 
2013-07-25 01:28:59 PM  

ChipNASA: [img.photobucket.com image 400x330]


"Insert the "Butt-Out" tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane."


Poetry.
 
2013-07-25 01:33:21 PM  

radarlove: The closest original thing that the modern day Christian has in their mythos would be the Lucifer concept. They tend to use all of these other terms for him, however, because in their eyes anything not "of God" (whatever the hell that means) and the modern Christian faith is clearly pure, concentrated evil. And they do love taking a dig at other religions wherever they can.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6X9KcrXHwg
 
2013-07-25 01:35:01 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: radarlove: The closest original thing that the modern day Christian has in their mythos would be the Lucifer concept. They tend to use all of these other terms for him, however, because in their eyes anything not "of God" (whatever the hell that means) and the modern Christian faith is clearly pure, concentrated evil. And they do love taking a dig at other religions wherever they can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6X9KcrXHwg


Second best Gilliam move EVAR!

/gotta rewatch it stat!
 
2013-07-25 01:47:47 PM  
So its Halal, whats the big deal?
 
2013-07-25 01:57:23 PM  

radarlove: Second best Gilliam move EVAR!



The first being...12 Monkeys or Brazil?

(Not counting Holy Grail, that was a group effort).
 
2013-07-25 02:09:17 PM  
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YABBA DABBA DOOO
 
2013-07-25 02:23:30 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: radarlove: Second best Gilliam move EVAR!


The first being...12 Monkeys or Brazil?

(Not counting Holy Grail, that was a group effort).


Brazil.  Twelve Monkeys ties with Fear and Loathing for third place, imo.
 
2013-07-25 02:31:11 PM  

radarlove: buckler: radarlove: buckler: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 196x300]

If you want to read the book that started everything off in the 80s, pick up a copy of Michelle Remembers.  I managed to write my theses for my psychology courses and my criminal justice courses using little more than that book and the West Memphis Three.

(Warning- the book gets very graphic and upsetting.  It may all be horseshiat, but it is still disturbing that someone could even imagine such sadistic filth.)

Thanks. In the late 1980's, I gained an interest in Satanic hysteria and cult groups, and read whatever I could find on the subjects, but somehow missed that one. I'll add it to my library queue.

Check out the work of Dr. Elizabeth Loftus as well.  She taught a few of my psych courses and is one of the premiere experts on memory, and she has a lot to say on why "recovered" memories of SRA are total bullshiat.


She was one of the earliest sources I read. Truly disturbing stuff.
 
2013-07-25 02:40:04 PM  

deanis: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

IT"S THIS HEAVY METAL MUSIC THE KIDS LISTEN TOO THESE DAYS!!!!!1

csb

I remember when I was a young lad flipping through the channels on summer break. There was a christian station showing a special on how heavy metal has made kids turn to SATAN. It had footage of Metallica shows, AC/DC shows, Megadeath etc. That show is what made me get into the heavier side of Rock.

end csb


How I know you're a poser? You can't spell MEGADETH.
 
2013-07-25 02:45:54 PM  

deanis: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

IT"S THIS HEAVY METAL MUSIC THE KIDS LISTEN TOO THESE DAYS!!!!!1

csb

I remember when I was a young lad flipping through the channels on summer break. There was a christian station showing a special on how heavy metal has made kids turn to SATAN. It had footage of Metallica shows, AC/DC shows, Megadeath etc. That show is what made me get into the heavier side of Rock.

end csb


I think I remember that--or something similar. The dude was holding up the albums and I was all "Got it....got it...Ohh haven't hear that one!...got it....."  The one I was watching, they were gonna burn the albums covers, not the albums because burning plastic is agianst Jesus or something.
 
2013-07-25 04:05:52 PM  

BSABSVR: KISS stands for Kids Into Satan's Service and AC/DC wants your kids to be bisexual.  Study it out.


deanis: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 275x183]

IT"S THIS HEAVY METAL MUSIC THE KIDS LISTEN TOO THESE DAYS!!!!!1


WTF are you talking about? Real Satan worshipers are people like Beyonce, Kesha, Jay-z  and Adele, not some people with beards
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2013-07-25 04:06:55 PM  

studs up: hairywoogit: I am honestly confused as to why you seem so defensive of eating meat massive generalizations.

ftfy


Perhaps you could point out for me which part of what I said was incorrect?  I am always happy to learn.
 
2013-07-25 04:46:24 PM  

brantgoose: What parts of an animal can a small predator or scavenger eat easily?

The eyes. A delicacy.
The genitals. Rich in iron.
The tongue. Delicious.
The ears. Easy to gnaw with tiny teeth.
Horns. Rich in keratin.
Hair. Rich in keratin.
Bones. Once exposed, rich in calcium, etc. Good for sharpening and wearing down growing rodent teeth.


i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-07-25 06:08:53 PM  
Sorry, but animal sacrifice is not Satanism.  Animal sacrifice is part of the cult of Yahweh, called for in Leviticus.  Informed Satanists do not harm animals.
 
2013-07-25 06:54:29 PM  
I would still fark the lesbians
 
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