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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Alcohol and exotic dancer fueled graduation party in the park ends in tears, police, attempted murder   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line 28
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2013-07-25 09:17:28 AM
Housecum yinze ain't bein classy?
 
2013-07-25 09:19:47 AM
Why are they called exotic dancers? Do natives not enjoy some sexy dancing?
 
2013-07-25 09:20:43 AM
Reading the first two paragraphs hurt my brain.
 
2013-07-25 09:21:17 AM
Is there any other kind of graduation party?
 
2013-07-25 09:22:58 AM
A short time later, a young man showed up at UPMC McKeesport Hospital with gunshot wounds to the stomach and hands. He was flow by STAT Medivac helicopter to UPMC Presbyterian Hospital, but his wounds are not life-threatening.

Police, however, have other concerns.


Why are they more concerned with finding the party organizers than with the actual shooting?
 
2013-07-25 09:23:23 AM
The lap dance is *always* better if the exotic dancer is crying.
 
2013-07-25 09:23:26 AM
, fueled - police say - by alcohol and exotic dancers,

Bwahaha! Hang on, guise, were running low on exotic dancers tonight, better pick up a case before folks start showing up.
 
2013-07-25 09:23:59 AM

vudukungfu: Housecum yinze ain't bein classy?


What do you expect?  The Stillers aren't playin yet, the Pens lost their chance for the cup, and the Pirates...well...yinz know.

In other news, McKeesport is still shiatty.
 
2013-07-25 09:31:30 AM
<em>It may have been a combination of alcohol and exotic dancer that resulted in mayhem in McKeesport Tuesday night when police say a graduation party got out of control and shots were fired. </em>

Yep, shots were fired because some idiot got liquored up and saw tits. It had nothing to do with having a gun.
 
2013-07-25 09:33:36 AM
Well, yeah.
 
2013-07-25 09:33:37 AM
So, they could nail it down...

200 or 300?

That is actually a big difference. I know the numbers seem small, since it is 2 & 3, but 100 more people at a party is enormous!!
 
2013-07-25 09:34:43 AM
Does the reporter not know how to use verbs correctly or does the paper have a monkey for a copy editor?
 
2013-07-25 09:35:41 AM

starsrift: <em>It may have been a combination of alcohol and exotic dancer that resulted in mayhem in McKeesport Tuesday night when police say a graduation party got out of control and shots were fired. </em>

Yep, shots were fired because some idiot got liquored up and saw tits. It had nothing to do with having a gun.


They never ask the shooter what their expected outcome is.  "What did you want to happen?  And how would firing the gun achieve that goal?"  I'd love to hear the answers to those questions.

/and watch the deer-in-the-headlights look while they contemplate
 
2013-07-25 09:37:02 AM

raerae1980: In other news, McKeesport is still shiatty.


I know. I lived there for a bit.
There are shiatholes and there are inglorious shiatholes.
McKeesport is a blueprint for the latter.
 
2013-07-25 09:37:06 AM
Wouldn't a better term be erotic dancer and not exotic?
 
2013-07-25 09:38:57 AM

Ugetsu: Why are they more concerned with finding the party organizers than with the actual shooting?


They want the dancers digits.
 
2013-07-25 09:41:25 AM

FrancoFile: They never ask the shooter what their expected outcome is.  "What did you want to happen?  And how would firing the gun achieve that goal?"  I'd love to hear the answers to those questions.

/and watch the deer-in-the-headlights look while they contemplate


You're right, you know, I would too. Although there's probably a few who are self-conscious enough to just say, "Oh, nothing, I'm just a retard."
 
2013-07-25 09:43:28 AM
There are a lot of typos in that Article. I do not know why they do not proof-read an Article before publication. Not doing so make them look like uneducated Idiots.
 
2013-07-25 09:43:32 AM
I was also fooled by exotic dancers once.

Never again.

/I never want to come back ANYWAY, Olympic Gardens!
 
2013-07-25 09:58:47 AM
Exoctic dancers, meh.  Probably high school sluts.
 
2013-07-25 10:08:23 AM
and there were no pics? really? must be some out there.
 
2013-07-25 10:35:22 AM

starsrift: <em>It may have been a combination of alcohol and exotic dancer that resulted in mayhem in McKeesport Tuesday night when police say a graduation party got out of control and shots were fired. </em>

Yep, shots were fired because some idiot got liquored up and saw tits. It had nothing to do with having a gun.


Oh, there were shots fired by a gun?
 
2013-07-25 11:10:58 AM

vudukungfu: Housecum yinze ain't bein classy?

'n 'at?

The grammatical rules are nebulous 'n 'at, but most yinzer phrases, sentences, and questions end with " 'n 'at"....'n 'at.

/grew up near Yinzburgh; went to school in Yinzburgh 'n 'at
//goin' dahntahn to pump an Arn, 'n 'at
///on way to shop at Gine-Iggle 'n 'at
/Stillers 'n 'at
 
2013-07-25 12:04:44 PM
Was Paul Spadafora there?
 
2013-07-25 12:52:56 PM

rk1i: The grammatical rules are nebulous 'n 'at, but most yinzer phrases, sentences, and questions end with " 'n 'at"....'n 'at.


I've fortunately forgotten most of that,
and stufflikethatthere.
 
2013-07-25 12:54:32 PM

ventrman: Not doing so make them look like uneducated Idiots.


Photos make them LOOK like uneducated idiots.
Proof read your work and submit it again, please.
 
2013-07-25 02:25:21 PM

vudukungfu: rk1i: The grammatical rules are nebulous 'n 'at, but most yinzer phrases, sentences, and questions end with " 'n 'at"....'n 'at.

I've fortunately forgotten most of that,
and stufflikethatthere.


Wish I could....

/envious
 
2013-07-26 10:23:49 AM
"...suggestive female dancers performing on the stage."  As in 'Hey, youse, I suggests youse come ovah heah and give me a tip."??
 
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