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(Tampa Bay Online)   Wrestler tries to go full Chris Benoit, ends up doing an OJ instead   (tbo.com) divider line 36
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2013-07-25 09:48:18 AM
.. who?

Seriously. Never heard of him and I've been a smark since the first smark smarked.
 
2013-07-25 09:55:05 AM

MrJesus: .. who?

Seriously. Never heard of him and I've been a smark since the first smark smarked.


Yeah, this.

TFA says he'd signed a contract with WWE that expired last year, but I've never heard of this guy before.
 
2013-07-25 09:58:26 AM
Balls!
 
2013-07-25 10:00:50 AM
Why would this ranking:
In 2009, Pro Wrestling Illustrated ranked McGhee 476 out of 500 best single wrestlers.

Result in THIS:

At one time, he was signed by the World Wrestling Entertainment, but in 2012 his contract with WWE ended, according to his Facebook page.

Bottom 5% gets you signed with pro Rasslin'?
 
2013-07-25 10:04:08 AM
I'm not sure that Vince McMahon knew who he was, even if he was on the WWE's roster.
 
2013-07-25 10:46:18 AM

MrJesus: .. who?


Oh, that's just Jim Neidhart in a mask.
 
2013-07-25 11:42:13 AM

EyeballKid: MrJesus: .. who?

Oh, that's just Jim Neidhart in a mask.


Silly me, I thought it was the Blue Blazer

//toosoon?
 
2013-07-25 11:54:54 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Balls!


nailed it
 
2013-07-25 11:57:00 AM
I wonder if Jim Ross will do trial coverage?
 
2013-07-25 12:57:48 PM
I'm glad that journalists check all their facts via a person's facebook page, instead of verifying them independently.
 
2013-07-25 01:13:16 PM
This feels like an appropriate time for the "let's go to Sean Mooney" - "WHO?" joke.
 
2013-07-25 01:47:11 PM

machoprogrammer: I wonder if Jim Ross will do trial coverage?


BY GAWD KING, THAT DEFENDANT HAD A FAMILY
 
2013-07-25 01:48:55 PM
Also FTFA: McGhee has been booked into the Land O'Lakes Detention Center.

There's a Paula Deen joke in here somewhere, but I am entirely too tired.
 
2013-07-25 01:51:30 PM

Mikey1969: Why would this ranking:
In 2009, Pro Wrestling Illustrated ranked McGhee 476 out of 500 best single wrestlers.

Result in THIS:

At one time, he was signed by the World Wrestling Entertainment, but in 2012 his contract with WWE ended, according to his Facebook page.

Bottom 5% gets you signed with pro Rasslin'?


It does if you have the size/body type Vince likes (or the potential to bulk up anyway).  The PWI 500 is full of guys with tons of talent, but aren't 6'6".   This guy was a pretty big fish in the small pond of midwest indies.
 
2013-07-25 02:06:27 PM

Rickenbacker: Mikey1969: Why would this ranking:
In 2009, Pro Wrestling Illustrated ranked McGhee 476 out of 500 best single wrestlers.

Result in THIS:

At one time, he was signed by the World Wrestling Entertainment, but in 2012 his contract with WWE ended, according to his Facebook page.

Bottom 5% gets you signed with pro Rasslin'?

It does if you have the size/body type Vince likes (or the potential to bulk up anyway).  The PWI 500 is full of guys with tons of talent, but aren't 6'6".   This guy was a pretty big fish in the small pond of midwest indies.


No wonder I never got into wrestling, too much work to sort the wheat from the chaff and figure out which people were truly legit and which ones were show business whores...
 
2013-07-25 03:29:06 PM
Meanwhile, Dixie deciding to solicit questions on Twitter via the hashtag #AskDixie led to this.

nodq.com
 
2013-07-25 04:48:39 PM
As reported last night, there was a brawl in the crowd at Tuesday night's WWE RAW tapings from Laredo, Texas. The local FOX 39 affiliate reports that one of the fans involved was sent to the hospital. The fight reportedly involved two families, with one father asking the parents of another guest to control their child, beceause he continually bumped into his children while walking in front of them. According to FOX 39, the victim ended up being "savagely assaulted" and was knocked unconscious. No arrests have been made and the victim has yet to file charges.
 
2013-07-25 05:35:23 PM

TheManofPA: As reported last night, there was a brawl in the crowd at Tuesday night's WWE RAW tapings from Laredo, Texas. The local FOX 39 affiliate reports that one of the fans involved was sent to the hospital. The fight reportedly involved two families, with one father asking the parents of another guest to control their child, beceause he continually bumped into his children while walking in front of them. According to FOX 39, the victim ended up being "savagely assaulted" and was knocked unconscious. No arrests have been made and the victim has yet to file charges.


So Von Erichs vs. Funks?
 
2013-07-25 06:21:48 PM
THE NPO FAMILY IS COMING...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-25 07:23:21 PM

robsul82: This feels like an appropriate time for the "let's go to Sean Mooney" - "WHO?" joke.


Stalker Josh is lurking in the shadows, ready to jump out with an asinine question.
 
2013-07-25 07:37:02 PM
Someone on WF found this about the guy from last May

WWE developmental talent DT Porter, who is currently out of action with a knee injury, posted the following message on his Facebook account:

"Guys, I don't know how much longer I can handle this. Every day is a constant struggle to keep my sanity. I love wrestling and it's all I ever wanted to do. Already going crazy since I've been for like ten months now, but it gets worse. Every day a trainer goes out of his way to rib or disrespect me in front of the boys because I've been out so long. I can't clear myself. I wanna wrestle more than anything, but I don't even know who I am anymore. It's so f***ing hard. I just feel it just building inside of me and I don't know how much longer I can contain it. I have daydreams of just f***ing everyone up on some real shiat. I'm not a kid. I'm a f***ing man. But what do you do when the people in charge of helping you get to the main roster are the ones making your life the hardest. I've been drinking almost every day. It's to the point to where I keep Vodka and Gin in my trunk. Help me!"
 
2013-07-25 08:10:18 PM

Supercampion: THE NPO FAMILY IS COMING...
[i.imgur.com image 850x456]


That image is way too awesome.

NPO FOR LIFE
 
2013-07-25 08:14:07 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, Dixie deciding to solicit questions on Twitter via the hashtag #AskDixie led to this.

[nodq.com image 850x867]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-25 09:09:22 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, Dixie deciding to solicit questions on Twitter via the hashtag #AskDixie led to this.

[nodq.com image 850x867]


some of those are really mean
 
2013-07-25 09:32:07 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, Dixie deciding to solicit questions on Twitter via the hashtag #AskDixie led to this.

[nodq.com image 850x867]


I got my account suspended over #AskDixie.  No big loss.
 
2013-07-25 09:33:00 PM

you are a puppet: Someone on WF found this about the guy from last May

WWE developmental talent DT Porter, who is currently out of action with a knee injury, posted the following message on his Facebook account:

"Guys, I don't know how much longer I can handle this. Every day is a constant struggle to keep my sanity. I love wrestling and it's all I ever wanted to do. Already going crazy since I've been for like ten months now, but it gets worse. Every day a trainer goes out of his way to rib or disrespect me in front of the boys because I've been out so long. I can't clear myself. I wanna wrestle more than anything, but I don't even know who I am anymore. It's so f***ing hard. I just feel it just building inside of me and I don't know how much longer I can contain it. I have daydreams of just f***ing everyone up on some real shiat. I'm not a kid. I'm a f***ing man. But what do you do when the people in charge of helping you get to the main roster are the ones making your life the hardest. I've been drinking almost every day. It's to the point to where I keep Vodka and Gin in my trunk. Help me!"


Gee, can't imagine why Vince didn't want to keep the guy around.
 
2013-07-25 09:33:22 PM

KellyKellyKelly: I got my account suspended over #AskDixie.  No big loss.


well, now I'm curious
 
2013-07-25 09:36:53 PM

The Bestest: KellyKellyKelly: I got my account suspended over #AskDixie.  No big loss.

well, now I'm curious


It was actually a very tame and lame question, compared to the ones  robsul8 posted.  In fact, I'm ashamed I didn't go out in a blaze of glory.
 
2013-07-25 10:02:39 PM

The Bestest: KellyKellyKelly: I got my account suspended over #AskDixie.  No big loss.

well, now I'm curious


Seconded.
 
2013-07-25 10:48:39 PM
OMG....I'm trying to tolerate Impact....jesus its horrible
 
2013-07-26 01:26:14 AM
So where does one even get a white Bronco these days? Haven't seen a good looking specimen recently.

/not pulling an OJ without a white Bronco or Dancing Iris.
 
2013-07-26 04:06:19 AM
This is totally leading to a main event courtroom segment in which Joseph Park, Esq. finally gets to show off his legal skills by successfully defending Chris Sabin's title win as legitimate, isn't it.
 
2013-07-26 09:19:50 AM
At one time, he was signed by the World Wrestling Entertainment

Further proof how moronic it is to say "the WWE"
 
2013-07-26 09:31:11 AM
Wait, so this guy's going to play a gay/bisexual wrestler now?
 
2013-07-26 12:55:40 PM
We need more wrestling threads, BAH GAWD
 
2013-07-26 02:31:09 PM

Kouvre: At one time, he was signed by the World Wrestling Entertainment

Further proof how moronic it is to say "the WWE"


Could be worse, they could be saying THE Ohio State University. That's like nails on a chalkboard.
 
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