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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Bonnie Hammer would like you to know she doesn't have horns because she's Jewish, she has horns because she's the evil demon from the pits of Hell who cancelled Farscape, MST3K, and every other good show on the Sci-Fi channel   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, Bonnie Hammer, Sci-Fi Channel, Jewish, Jews, GLSEN, person of color, Gina Torres, THR  
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2013-07-25 09:41:29 AM  
3 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2013-07-25 01:35:16 PM  
2 votes:
SyFy is what happens when you let chicks run things.
2013-07-25 01:29:04 PM  
2 votes:
So, wait: this isn't an accurate representation?

wikiislam.net
2013-07-25 11:58:28 AM  
2 votes:

JolobinSmokin: prefer Bonnie Rotten anyway.


Is every cum slut more tatted up than a mameluke these days?
2013-07-25 11:03:51 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: who cancelled  MST3K

I'll be starting a Kickstarter campaign to build a time machine to kill this woman's mother before she's born.

/not really doing that, don't arrest me


It's okay.  Bonnie Hammer is so evil she falls under the Time Police Hitler Protection Act, so we all know it's just a wistful dream.

/Did I just Godwin a thread about a SyFy channel exec defending against antisemitism?  I think I did.
2013-07-25 10:39:22 AM  
2 votes:
Growing up in a Jewish family in New York, NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment chairman Bonnie Hammer never had issues with prejudice -- until she took a college trip to Kansas.

Yeah, well that was your first mistake.
2013-07-25 06:22:26 PM  
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Cyno01: And Warehouse 13, Misfits and Futurama are all ending. AMC has an Area 51 show coming out thats NOT sci-fi, The 100, which is an intriguing premise, although im getting sick of dystopian stuff, SHIELD will probably be great,  Star-Crossed looks ok for a teen drama. Those are the only upcoming sci fi series i can find, but they mostly look like human dramas with a sci fi twist, no new space operas in the pipeline anywhere. Maybe ill finally get around to watching Andromeda. :-

Syfy has a new big show starting up next year, Helix. I don't know much about it, but Syfy is already teasing it in ads and there does seem to be some positive buzz around it.


A pile of shiat has a positive buzz around it, thanks to the flies.
2013-07-25 12:38:28 PM  
1 votes:

SauceIT: [www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 850x606]


lounge.moviecodec.com
Look lady you get a certain number of years of being a gym chick and tanning like an Oompa Loompa and then you're done.
And a certain number of farking up the TV you're in charge of before you're done.
You're past your expiration date on both counts.
2013-07-25 12:21:33 PM  
1 votes:

Lord Binky: Wait, she canceled Farscape? I thought investors suddenly pulled out at the start of the freshly contracted 4th season in a 2 season contract. That is, she didn't cancel it - she actually allowed it to live. Besides, somebody had to sign off on the PW.

Correct me if I'm wrong, folks.


According to Wiki, it was Sci-Fi itself that unexpectedly pulled its funding for the fifth season. Sure, they eventually gave us Peacekeeper Wars, but that's only because the huge fan campaign after the cancellation was enough to at least keep Sci-Fi from disposing of the sets.
2013-07-25 12:11:26 PM  
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Mugato: who cancelled  MST3K

I'll be starting a Kickstarter campaign to build a time machine to kill this woman's mother before she's born.

/not really doing that, don't arrest me

It's okay.  Bonnie Hammer is so evil she falls under the Time Police Hitler Protection Act, so we all know it's just a wistful dream.

/Did I just Godwin a thread about a SyFy channel exec defending against antisemitism?  I think I did.


They took out the Hitler building!
2013-07-25 12:08:12 PM  
1 votes:

JolobinSmokin: prefer Bonnie Rotten anyway.

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She's all yours.

Fano: JolobinSmokin: Is every cum slut more tatted up than a mameluke these days?


I know...

FirstNationalBastard: They need something to take your eyes off the horrible fake tits.


That butterface doesn't help matters.
2013-07-25 12:03:11 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: JolobinSmokin: prefer Bonnie Rotten anyway.

Is every cum slut more tatted up than a mameluke these days?


They need something to take your eyes off the horrible fake tits.
2013-07-25 11:49:02 AM  
1 votes:

Saiga410: johnnieconnie: So why doesn't she throw some of the love from the USA channel over to the SciFi channel?

/sheds tear for Warehouse, Eureka, Farscape, etc

Wait when did Warehouse get the ax?  AWWWWW sonofa.


Earlier this year they announced that they were going to finish up this season and then end the series with a half a season next year. That show was the last reason I watch the syfylis channel ever. Lost Girl and Continuum I can get from torrents the day before they air on syfylis since they're actually Canadian shows.
2013-07-25 11:45:57 AM  
1 votes:
Also, I hope her bag of jew gold gets stolen.
2013-07-25 11:44:57 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously, you really faced intolerance being Jewish?  Someone needs to learn when people are joking with them. What a moron.
2013-07-25 11:12:48 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: who cancelled  MST3K

I'll be starting a Kickstarter campaign to build a time machine to kill this woman's mother before she's born.

/not really doing that, don't arrest me


Can we borrow the one from BBC America and just lock her in a cupboard?
2013-07-25 11:12:04 AM  
1 votes:
She cancelled MST3K?!

hlep i cant tyype all i can se is the colr red is tihs the submit buton on my phone or 911
2013-07-25 11:08:24 AM  
1 votes:

EyeballKid: But those who are involved with Characters Unite are optimistic that its message will become universal.

If there's anybody I'd expect optimism from, it's anybody who thinks people are watching USA original programming.


I like White Collar.
2013-07-25 11:06:26 AM  
1 votes:
But those who are involved with Characters Unite are optimistic that its message will become universal.

If there's anybody I'd expect optimism from, it's anybody who thinks people are watching USA original programming.
2013-07-25 10:31:47 AM  
1 votes:
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