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(Fox News)   The apocalypse happened over the Midwest and you missed it. But so you know, you can catch a replay here   (foxnews.com) divider line 29
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2013-07-25 09:33:38 AM
National Weather Service Warning Coordination meteorologist Jeff Last, who posted images of the curved, tinted clouds to Twitter, said they were a rare phenomenon called Mammatus, which means "breast cloud."

Whose
breasts?  Snooki's?
 
2013-07-25 09:49:50 AM
The breastocalypse.
 
2013-07-25 09:52:34 AM
Mammatus! Or fare thee well!
 
2013-07-25 09:57:32 AM
I don't know why these make news. I saw all kinds of clouds in Arizona, different shapes, different colors. They never made it on the national news, we 'Ooooh' and 'Aaaah' and go on about our business.
 
2013-07-25 10:03:24 AM
Oooh those are groovy cloud formations.  You usually only see them by mountains, which have an airflow that helps the titty clouds.

If you like clouds and cloudspotting as much as I do and want to learn more about clouds I recommend

The Cloudspotter's Guide: The Science, History, and Culture of Clouds by Gavin Pretor-Pinney.It is fascinating and entertaining.Wowee, now I know how Lavar Burton feels on Reading Rainbow.
 
2013-07-25 10:05:19 AM
How dare those liberal sluts git their unholy breast clouds over conservative moral country!
 
2013-07-25 10:14:18 AM
And the dollar figure on the improvements?
 
2013-07-25 10:15:40 AM
That Heidi Klum's quite the mammatus ILF.
 
2013-07-25 10:28:54 AM
On the exact day that the last baby boomer dies - But only within the borders of America, it's the end of the world.

However, outside of America, everything is completely normal, and in fact much, much better, due to America's occupation with her own apocalypse. Plagues, volcanoes, disasters; they only happen within the borders of America (even tourists go unharmed). Then Jesus actually returns, (to the delight of the all religious Americans). But instead of saving them, he smites everyone, indiscriminately; like a raging, snorting bull.

America becomes so destitute about the problem of Jesus, that it's the sole focus in next election cycle. They come to elect a schizophrenic who claims to know how to solve the problem. Republicans like him, because he can communicate directly with God. Liberals love him, because it's the first president with a visible disability. A win-win for America.

In the end, the new president wastes every one's time and money with obsessive compulsive, delusional, paranoid solutions that gets them nowhere. Such as, counting the exact number of rivets in The White House.
 
2013-07-25 10:39:27 AM
Do you have a newsletter and is it written on vellum in gall-oak ink?

Or goat blood?
 
2013-07-25 10:39:34 AM

Mjeck: On the exact day that the last baby boomer dies - But only within the borders of America, it's the end of the world.


So if we say the baby boomers ended in 1964, and at least some of them are going to live to 130 or so given medical advances in between now and then, we can predict the end of the world (using the term like in the phrase "World Series" to mean only America*) to be August 29, 2097.

*and maybe Canada

/Well it is as valid a date for the apocalypse as anyone else has predicted
 
2013-07-25 10:49:04 AM
I love all those (two) photos.

That the best they could do?  Were the others NSFW due to nippleage?
 
2013-07-25 10:57:26 AM
Well, at first, I was going to say that this was due to that gay marriage ruling in Ohio.

However, I then realized that the photo was taken in Michigan, which lead me to the only possible conclusion: Legalizing gay marriage is actually a good way to get God to smite your enemies. Think of the implications.

/ but seriously, fark M*ch*i g*n
 
2013-07-25 10:58:46 AM

xria: Mjeck: On the exact day that the last baby boomer dies - But only within the borders of America, it's the end of the world.

So if we say the baby boomers ended in 1964, and at least some of them are going to live to 130 or so given medical advances in between now and then, we can predict the end of the world (using the term like in the phrase "World Series" to mean only America*) to be August 29, 2097.

*and maybe Canada

/Well it is as valid a date for the apocalypse as anyone else has predicted


God loves the baby boomers
 
2013-07-25 11:18:47 AM
The Apocalypse came to Detroit and left, thinking it's work was one-up'd by mankind.
 
2013-07-25 11:19:30 AM

xria: Mjeck: On the exact day that the last baby boomer dies - But only within the borders of America, it's the end of the world.

So if we say the baby boomers ended in 1964, and at least some of them are going to live to 130 or so given medical advances in between now and then, we can predict the end of the world (using the term like in the phrase "World Series" to mean only America*) to be August 29, 2097.

*and maybe Canada

/Well it is as valid a date for the apocalypse as anyone else has predicted


Meh, I doubt anyone born in the early 60s really would associate themselves as baby boomers, technicality or not. Baby boomers as most people know them were teenagers or college students in the last 60s.
 
2013-07-25 11:21:05 AM
BIG TITS OF FIRE
 
2013-07-25 11:28:46 AM

brap: Oooh those are groovy cloud formations.  You usually only see them by mountains, which have an airflow that helps the titty clouds.

If you like clouds and cloudspotting as much as I do and want to learn more about clouds I recommend

The Cloudspotter's Guide: The Science, History, and Culture of Clouds by Gavin Pretor-Pinney.It is fascinating and entertaining.Wowee, now I know how Lavar Burton feels on Reading Rainbow.


I see them all the time in Texas, usually after a thunderstorm. There aren't any mountains close.
 
2013-07-25 11:39:11 AM

Tobin_Lam: I see them all the time in Texas, usually after a thunderstorm. There aren't any mountains close.


Yeah but you eat a lot of peyote.

- Not EXCLUSIVELY by mountains just more frequently by mountains.  I'm jealous, we rarely get them out in this neck of the woods.
 
2013-07-25 12:03:27 PM
Goddamn Midwestern hicks. Only they'd get their jimmies rustled over clouds at sunset.
 
2013-07-25 01:15:05 PM
Wow, that video sucked. Too bad he was in such a bad position; the close-ups of the clouds rendered it kind of meaningless (looked like a clutch of octopus eggs*), and the "wide" shots that showed the horizon or buildings pretty much didn't show the interesting clouds.

*yes, I just watched a nature documentary. How could you tell?
 
2013-07-25 01:37:16 PM
Those are not THAT uncommon -- i see them once or twice a summer here in Alberta. If you want an apocolyptic looking cloud a shelf cloud is where its at.

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Or for sheer weirdness and rarity a Morning Glory. Saw one once outside of Edson really early in the morning. They look just nuts.
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\Looks at clouds for a living...
\\Mamatus clouds are just a sign that its going to be/was really stormy. They look cool.
 
2013-07-25 06:49:36 PM
I miss the storms and severe weather I grew up with in Wisconsin, almost as much as I miss perch fish fry.
 
2013-07-25 10:06:34 PM

xria: Mjeck: On the exact day that the last baby boomer dies - But only within the borders of America, it's the end of the world.

So if we say the baby boomers ended in 1964, and at least some of them are going to live to 130 or so given medical advances in between now and then, we can predict the end of the world (using the term like in the phrase "World Series" to mean only America*) to be August 29, 2097.

*and maybe Canada

/Well it is as valid a date for the apocalypse as anyone else has predicted


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2013-07-25 10:22:07 PM
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
 
2013-07-26 01:31:11 AM
Caution: Slideshow.
Warbledyfarq: There's only 2 slides.
Oh! Okay! Well, that explains everything: The article's domain is www.fox.com
 
2013-07-26 11:12:05 AM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-26 12:27:58 PM
Mammaries light the corners of my mind
Misty orange-coloured mammaries
Oh, the way they were!


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2013-07-26 09:49:37 PM
That's not scary.

This is scary.
 
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