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(TMZ)   Mike Tyson admits he sucked at 'Punch Out', couldn't even defeat Glass Joe. Obviously he needed Doc to rub his Little Mac faster   (tmz.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-25 10:09:14 AM
It's nearly impossible to lose to Glass Joe.  Without blocking or punching, Piston Honda, maybe.  But not Glass Joe.
 
2013-07-25 10:41:34 AM

Nana's Vibrator: It's nearly impossible to lose to Glass Joe.  Without blocking or punching, Piston Honda, maybe.  But not Glass Joe.


If you don't punch at all, I'm pretty sure you would still lose be decision.
 
2013-07-25 10:50:19 AM
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2013-07-25 10:51:12 AM

natural316: 007 373 5963


707 207 3070


'Cos going straight to Tyson would feel like cheating.
 
2013-07-25 10:53:10 AM

EyeballKid: natural316: 007 373 5963

707 207 3070


'Cos going straight to Tyson would feel like cheating.


You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists

Get by the first 1:30 and you're home free
 
2013-07-25 10:58:49 AM

Nana's Vibrator: It's nearly impossible to lose to Glass Joe.  Without blocking or punching, Piston Honda, maybe.  But not Glass Joe.


I just went over to NesCafe to try it -- yeah, it's pretty easy to do it.  Punch him in the gloves until you're out of hearts and then he uppercuts you until you fall and don't get back up.  Took less than a minute and a half to do it.
 
2013-07-25 11:23:24 AM

meanmutton: I just went over to NesCafe to try it -- yeah, it's pretty easy to do it.  Punch him in the gloves until you're out of hearts and then he uppercuts you until you fall and don't get back up.  Took less than a minute and a half to do it.


Oh, man.  You suck!
/doesn't count if you didn't have to blow on a cartridge and finagle it out as far as it will go before you push it down.

//I think I can beat Mike Tyson
 
2013-07-25 12:32:51 PM
I'd suck at Punch Out too if I were Mike Tyson. Stay home mastering the game... or out banging a bunch of groupies... what to choose...
 
2013-07-25 01:17:38 PM
Did someone steal his bike?
 
2013-07-25 01:26:00 PM
Mike spends most of his gaming time playing "Tour of Duty." So I'm not really surprised.
 
2013-07-25 01:33:59 PM

GregoryD: I'd suck at Punch Out too if I were Mike Tyson. Stay home mastering the game... or out banging a bunch of groupies... what to choose...


I'd assume there's been a dearth of groupies for Mr. Tyson's enjoyment since a certain ape-ray onviction-cay, giving him plenty of gaming time.

/What he doesn't mention is that he totes killed on Super Punch-Out!!!
 
2013-07-25 01:43:42 PM

EyeballKid: GregoryD: I'd suck at Punch Out too if I were Mike Tyson. Stay home mastering the game... or out banging a bunch of groupies... what to choose...

I'd assume there's been a dearth of groupies for Mr. Tyson's enjoyment since a certain ape-ray onviction-cay, giving him plenty of gaming time.

/What he doesn't mention is that he totes killed on Super Punch-Out!!!


Never under estimate the stupidity of people.
 
2013-07-25 01:44:52 PM
Ok I'll admit it. I have beaten Mike Tyson before, yet I have never beatedn Super Macho Man. Ever.

Not once.

:(
 
2013-07-25 01:50:05 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Ok I'll admit it. I have beaten Mike Tyson before, yet I have never beatedn Super Macho Man. Ever.

Not once.

:(


You can only defeat Super Macho Man if you use a tree.

/too soon?
 
2013-07-25 02:17:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Ok I'll admit it. I have beaten Mike Tyson before, yet I have never beatedn Super Macho Man. Ever.

Not once.

:(

You can only defeat Super Macho Man if you use a tree.

/too soon?


PHONE POLE!

PHONE POLE!

PHONE POLE!
 
2013-07-25 02:41:05 PM
I got to Tyson a few times, but I was never able to beat him.
 
2013-07-25 03:33:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: Ok I'll admit it. I have beaten Mike Tyson before, yet I have never beatedn Super Macho Man. Ever.

Not once.

:(

You can only defeat Super Macho Man if you use a tree.

/too soon?


Snap into a tree limb?
 
2013-07-25 04:29:30 PM
There were just too many buttons to push it was like Street figher 10 hyper turbo on crack, how anyone could win at that game I have no idea
 
2013-07-25 06:36:40 PM

WillofJ2: There were just too many buttons to push it was like Street figher 10 hyper turbo on crack, how anyone could win at that game I have no idea


Here's a one-hit run. Tyson got him once in the third, but otherwise untouched.

The Angry Nintendo Nerd loses to Glass Joe... with the Power Glove!

/It's like puking on a pile of shiat!
 
2013-07-25 07:20:53 PM
I liked Soda Popinski.

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2013-07-25 08:17:08 PM
funnyasduck.net
/Can beat Tyson but not Macho. Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaah!
 
2013-07-25 09:31:47 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WillofJ2: There were just too many buttons to push it was like Street figher 10 hyper turbo on crack, how anyone could win at that game I have no idea

Here's a one-hit run. Tyson got him once in the third, but otherwise untouched.

The Angry Nintendo Nerd loses to Glass Joe... with the Power Glove!

/It's like puking on a pile of shiat!


Yeah, my cousin had a power glove tossed it across a room after one use, after being so excited on Christmas
 
2013-07-26 12:33:19 PM
Another vote here for "beat tyson but never macho man"
 
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