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(C|Net)   CNN President Jeff Zucker says that the network wants to be objective without being dull. Which sounds very objective and incredibly dull   ( news.cnet.com) divider line
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2013-07-25 10:22:28 AM  
Unfortunately, their idea of being "objective" is to take every stray thought and bullshiat idea as having equal weight and validity.
 
2013-07-25 10:22:44 AM  
They can solve everything just by hiring Leno to replace their entire prime time lineup.
 
2013-07-25 10:24:15 AM  
What about accurate?
 
2013-07-25 10:38:00 AM  
EXPLOSION!

NEWS PUNCH! This bit of breaking news will BREAK YOU OVER YOUR OWN SACK! Syria! EXPLOSION! Congress! EXPLOSION! Abortion! EXPLOSION! That uterus is gonna be so filled with news that SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!

(click)

"Big news tonight, as the impending voter-restriction legislation in North Caroli--"
(smash)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CNN NEWS IS TOO EXPLOSION TO STAY IN ITS OWN NETWORK!"
(Old Spice whistle)
 
2013-07-25 10:40:47 AM  
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2013-07-25 10:44:46 AM  
Why don't you start by actually reporting the news, and then work from there?
 
2013-07-25 11:01:51 AM  

PanicMan: Why don't you start by actually reporting the news, and then work from there?


CNN exec: Great idea!

(20 minutes later)

CNN talking head: "...but after this commercial break, Huey Lewis: what ever happened to his bandmates in the News? We'll catch up with them in this exclusive interview that only CNN has!"
 
2013-07-25 11:49:56 AM  
Does this mean they are firing Nancy Grace, Dr. Drew, Jane Velez-Mitchell, Wolf Blitzer, Erin Burnett, and Jake Tapper?
 
2013-07-25 01:26:17 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Unfortunately, their idea of being "objective" is to take every stray thought and bullshiat idea as having equal weight and validity.


"Up next: Republicans say that the sun rises in the west!  Democrats disagree!  We'll give you both sides of the story!"
 
2013-07-25 08:07:52 PM  

yeegrek: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Unfortunately, their idea of being "objective" is to take every stray thought and bullshiat idea as having equal weight and validity.

"Up next: Republicans say that the sun rises in the west!  Democrats disagree!  We'll give you both sides of the story!"


NPR would do the same thing, plus audio sound bites of Republicans explaining why the sun rises in the west. And nothing from Democrats.
 
2013-07-25 10:05:52 PM  
"NEWS FLASH! DOG CHASES HIS OWN TAIL UNTIL IT PASSES OUT FROM BEING DIZZY! WE HAVE THE ENTIRE VIDEO!"
 
2013-07-25 10:58:06 PM  

Gosling: EXPLOSION!

NEWS PUNCH! This bit of breaking news will BREAK YOU OVER YOUR OWN SACK! Syria! EXPLOSION! Congress! EXPLOSION! Abortion! EXPLOSION! That uterus is gonna be so filled with news that SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!

(click)

"Big news tonight, as the impending voter-restriction legislation in North Caroli New information on irrelevant old story that is no way is breaking but we think we can milk a little bit longer--"
(smash)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CNN NEWS IS TOO EXPLOSION TO STAY IN ITS OWN NETWORK!"
(Old Spice whistle)

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Something that actually impacts people seems to relevant to be breaking news on CNN
 
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