PanicMan: Why don't you start by actually reporting the news, and then work from there?
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Unfortunately, their idea of being "objective" is to take every stray thought and bullshiat idea as having equal weight and validity.
yeegrek: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Unfortunately, their idea of being "objective" is to take every stray thought and bullshiat idea as having equal weight and validity."Up next: Republicans say that the sun rises in the west! Democrats disagree! We'll give you both sides of the story!"
Gosling: EXPLOSION!NEWS PUNCH! This bit of breaking news will BREAK YOU OVER YOUR OWN SACK! Syria! EXPLOSION! Congress! EXPLOSION! Abortion! EXPLOSION! That uterus is gonna be so filled with news that SHE'S GONNA BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!(click)"Big news tonight, as the impending voter-restriction legislation in North Caroli New information on irrelevant old story that is no way is breaking but we think we can milk a little bit longer--"(smash)"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CNN NEWS IS TOO EXPLOSION TO STAY IN ITS OWN NETWORK!"(Old Spice whistle)/
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