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(The New York Times)   Apparently, having dat ass and being the sister-in-law of the man 2nd in line from the British throne can only get you so far   (nytimes.com ) divider line 35
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2013-07-25 09:49:04 AM  
She seems nice enough, but what ass?
 
2013-07-25 09:51:56 AM  
I thought our press here was harsh. Can't help but feel a little sorry for her.
 
2013-07-25 09:52:39 AM  
I thought she looked just like her sister.
 
2013-07-25 09:53:25 AM  

addy2: I thought our press here was harsh. Can't help but feel a little sorry for her.


I've got something little she could feel sorry about, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-25 09:54:54 AM  
Didn't care then; don't care now.
 
2013-07-25 09:56:53 AM  
I RTFA and...shiat...that was pretty harsh.
 
2013-07-25 09:57:09 AM  
"The Daily Mail, recently comparing her clothing to "potato sacks" and her "lolling" breasts to "spaniel's ears." "

I see Studman69 has found gainful employment at the Daily Fail.
 
2013-07-25 10:00:00 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: She seems nice enough, but what ass?


www.alisonjackson.com

this lady found it
 
2013-07-25 10:01:23 AM  
Inbreeding, what you gonna do.
 
2013-07-25 10:01:29 AM  

devilEther: Quantum Apostrophe: She seems nice enough, but what ass?

[www.alisonjackson.com image 850x566]

this lady found it


Didn't even make it to my bunk.
 
2013-07-25 10:02:09 AM  
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2013-07-25 10:08:56 AM  
Tabloids are fickle and will routinely turn on celebrities just to sell a few more rags? The hell you say!
 
2013-07-25 10:10:10 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Inbreeding, what you gonna do.


The Middletons are commoners.

While monarchs have secretly or not-so-secretly spread their seed among the general population pretty much since the concept of monarchy was invented, there isn't much more inbreeding in the British royal family than in commoners. Boinking cousins wasn't just for the rich.
 
2013-07-25 10:14:59 AM  
It's a nice ass, don't get me wrong but its not like its a stellar OMFG daaaaayuuuuummm ass
 
2013-07-25 10:18:12 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Didn't care then; don't care now.


I still prefer her to Billy Carter, at least from behind. When either starts speaking...meh, it's a toss-up.

/yes, I know Billy Carter is long dead, but that's the first "irrelevant sib of famous person" I came up with.
 
2013-07-25 10:20:52 AM  
How could there possibly be 3 pages of material for TFA?
 
2013-07-25 10:21:39 AM  
She really is just above average. It seems like it is just that royal family link that shines a light on her but even then she is just an in-law so as Valiente noted she is hotter than Billy Carter.
 
2013-07-25 10:23:07 AM  

devilEther: Quantum Apostrophe: She seems nice enough, but what ass?

[www.alisonjackson.com image 850x566]

this lady found it


Eeep, toneless and skinny and shapeless.
 
2013-07-25 10:23:40 AM  
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2013-07-25 10:28:28 AM  
Meh. Any English woman that doesn't look like Queen Victoria retaining water is attractive by comparison.
 
2013-07-25 10:38:38 AM  
FTFA: "She ...has not really done anything but get this all off the back of her sister. Generally, there is a feeling that she is simply capitalizing off the situation."

Keeping Up with the Middletons?
 
2013-07-25 11:09:09 AM  
That was a little harsh. But really do you expect fame to last, especially now that there is a royal baby. You arent jsut taking the backseat your all the way in the back of the bus. Just enjoy the ride while it lasts and at teh end maybe you had some fun and made some money off of it.
 
2013-07-25 11:14:52 AM  
no wonder princess di killed herself.

because she had you smug English assholes to deal with.

so superior, with your fake accents. would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A?

the smallest province in the Russian Empire, that's what!
 
2013-07-25 12:20:42 PM  
Dat ass?! Man you farkers sure love you some good ol' fashioned pancake butt.
 
2013-07-25 12:21:19 PM  

keepitcherry: Dat ass?! Man you farkers sure love you some good ol' fashioned pancake butt.


I'd pour syru on it, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-25 12:25:36 PM  

devilEther: Quantum Apostrophe: She seems nice enough, but what ass?

[www.alisonjackson.com image 850x566]

this lady found it


It rubs the lotion into it's skin, it does this when it is told or it gets the hose again.

smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net

approves.
 
2013-07-25 12:26:11 PM  
 I would not classify her ass as dat. It's fairly normal and boring ass.

/Also sharp knees.
 
2013-07-25 12:26:26 PM  

SauceIT: devilEther: Quantum Apostrophe: She seems nice enough, but what ass?

[www.alisonjackson.com image 850x566]

this lady found it

It rubs the lotion into it's skin, it does this when it is told or it gets the hose again.

[smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 600x200]

approves.


Why would he approve? She's much too skinny for Jame Gumb.
 
2013-07-25 12:37:17 PM  
PizzaJedi81

Why would he approve? She's much too skinny for Jame Gumb.


Sorry, was a little woozy/dehydrated after seeing the original pic and some quality bunk time. Gotta get back to work.
 
2013-07-25 02:08:16 PM  
Why does she need to go far? Her parents are worth millions, and she's never had to worry about money and probably never will. Seems to me she's fine where she is.
 
2013-07-25 04:16:47 PM  
LEAVE PIPPA ALONE!

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2013-07-25 04:28:28 PM  

Cymbal: Why does she need to go far? Her parents are worth millions, and she's never had to worry about money and probably never will. Seems to me she's fine where she is.


THIS. I hope Kate's a Farker, and maybe pops in here to see a bunch of yahoos from the colonies yapping incessantly about her poor life prospects.
 
2013-07-25 05:55:20 PM  
I would gladly watch three days of CNN covering or uncovering dat ass rather than non stop crotch fruit coverage or Zimmerman bs any day
 
2013-07-25 09:18:01 PM  

Valiente: Wellon Dowd: Didn't care then; don't care now.

I still prefer her to Billy Carter, at least from behind. When either starts speaking...meh, it's a toss-up.

/yes, I know Billy Carter is long dead, but that's the first "irrelevant sib of famous person" I came up with.


Roger Clinton?
 
2013-07-25 09:19:18 PM  

addy2: I thought our press here was harsh. Can't help but feel a little sorry for her.


The British tabloids make the sites like TMZ seem like timid little weaklings. They have zero journalistic standards over there, it seems and it's been that way for at least a couple of decades now.
 
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