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(The Corning Leader)   New York man, infatuated with Jodi Arias, arrested for plotting to kill Nancy Grace. Someone tell me how I should feel about this   (the-leader.com) divider line 116
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2013-07-25 02:18:39 AM
I looked emotions up on wikipedia.  I think gratitude or zeal.
This wheel is awesome.  I'm going to print it out and consult it before discussing my emotions in public.
I'll be buying lunch somewhere, get my lil wheel out, look down, look at the cashier, look back down, tell the cashier "I feel vigilance!" then look up at the cashier and smile.
 
2013-07-25 02:19:55 AM
IT WOULDN'T LET ME LINK TO THE WHEEL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion
It's in the upper right corner, it's a rainbow flower.
 
2013-07-25 02:27:10 AM
Na na na na na na...

Bath man!
 
2013-07-25 02:29:51 AM
I'm sure the residents of Maricopa County are thrilled that their tax dollars were used to send Joe Arpaio's goons to New York to arrest him.
 
2013-07-25 02:36:25 AM
Talk about mixed emotions

/I was with him until that mental image of Nancy naked
//NOTWANT!
 
2013-07-25 02:59:23 AM
I don't think people should murder other people.

But if people are going to murder?
And if statistics and projective models dictate that someone is going to die from a murder tomorrow anyways?

I see no reason why it shouldn't be Nancy Grace.

/She's certainly gone above and beyond to put herself in the category of 'shrill ugly judgmental biatches people would like to see go away'
 
2013-07-25 03:02:40 AM
Is it really murder if, instead of malice aforethought, you had the welfare of the nation in mind?
 
2013-07-25 03:21:20 AM
I will agree Arias is pretty hot.  I cant decide if my perception is influenced by her being a crazy killer who's picture was posted so frequently on the news or if it's simply that she's hot.
 
2013-07-25 07:14:37 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm sure the residents of Maricopa County are thrilled that their tax dollars were used to send Joe Arpaio's goons to New York to arrest him.


Ummm..... The local police arrested him, not the Maricopa County sheriffs.

" David Lee Simpson, 48, was arrested by a Bath Police Department investigator as he was reportedly readying to "head south," authorities said. He had recently quit his job at a Bath auto-repair shop and told his employer he was planning to leave town.

Bath Inv. Heather Barry arrested Simpson after a traffic stop the morning of July 17....."
 
2013-07-25 07:16:42 AM
GIVE ME AMBIGUITY
OR GIVE ME
SOMETHING ELSE
\o/
I
/\
 
2013-07-25 07:16:45 AM
So where does Jodie Foster enter into this?
 
2013-07-25 07:18:06 AM
Wait?  he didn't kill her?  So they arrested him for though crimes?  Why don't they award him a Nobel for attempted physics next.
 
2013-07-25 07:19:21 AM
I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.
 
2013-07-25 07:22:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.


Aw, man. Why did you have to do that? I need a ball peen hammer to bludgeon away the mental image.

/naw, dude
//dude, naw
 
2013-07-25 07:24:44 AM

Deucetoo: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.

Aw, man. Why did you have to do that? I need a ball peen hammer to bludgeon away the mental image.

/naw, dude
//dude, naw


I'll bite the bullet if she's game.

Nancy, call me.
 
2013-07-25 07:24:56 AM
I think the US Marshals should put Nancy Grace in witsec.  Right meow.
 
2013-07-25 07:29:03 AM
If nancy grace was murdered would it be the type of circus trial she creates or would it not be because she wouldn't be here to gin it up?
 
Skr
2013-07-25 07:33:10 AM

staplermofo: IT WOULDN'T LET ME LINK TO THE WHEEL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion
It's in the upper right corner, it's a rainbow flower.


That would make an excellent dart board, similar to a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"
 
2013-07-25 07:34:24 AM
Well, how do we know Nancy Grace isn't a child molester? Have any children came forward to say she hasn't molested them? How Un-American this situation is, the weeping potentially molested children, sitting alone, by the window.
 
2013-07-25 07:37:07 AM
There's no one to root for here.
 
2013-07-25 07:37:50 AM
I had to read and re-read as to why Arizona police got involved.  Screwy.  But then again, I am Canadian.
At any rate, I feel that police, (as much a I dis-like them), should be involved in crime prevention.
I feel the Bath police did just that, and kudos to them.
/not a Nancy Grace fan by any stretch of the imagination
 
2013-07-25 07:45:10 AM

DubtodaIll: If nancy grace was murdered would it be the type of circus trial she creates or would it not be because she wouldn't be here to gin it up?


The show would go on - for their is  . . . another . . .

www.examiner.com
 
2013-07-25 07:52:39 AM

FullMetalPanda: Wait?  he didn't kill her?  So they arrested him for though crimes?  Why don't they award him a Nobel for attempted physics next.


Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
 
2013-07-25 07:52:56 AM
Subby, I will tell you how you should feel.
You should feel every inch of Nancy Grace's body, with your tongue. Every nook, every crevice, every hate-filled, sensationalist, attention-whoring bit of her. You need to feel her quiver as your tongue glides over her ingrown taint hairs, you need to feel the back of your throat convulse as you retch when her starfish dilates and leaks, you need to feel shame when she's dressing after and throws you her hissy-fit glare for not servicing her sufficiently.
Or, alternatively, never ask strangers online what to feel?
 
2013-07-25 07:55:24 AM

YoOjo: Subby, I will tell you how you should feel.
You should feel every inch of Nancy Grace's body, with your tongue. Every nook, every crevice, every hate-filled, sensationalist, attention-whoring bit of her. You need to feel her quiver as your tongue glides over her ingrown taint hairs, you need to feel the back of your throat convulse as you retch when her starfish dilates and leaks, you need to feel shame when she's dressing after and throws you her hissy-fit glare for not servicing her sufficiently.
Or, alternatively, never ask strangers online what to feel?


I hate you so much right now.

/Should have stopped at "Nancy Grace's body", but I'm a glutton for punishment
 
2013-07-25 07:55:41 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-25 08:03:19 AM
I dare you to take the Nancy Grace challenge and see how long you can last. Make it through more than 10 minutes of her show and you're a farking champion.
 
2013-07-25 08:04:28 AM

Crewmannumber6: GIVE ME AMBIGUITY
OR GIVE ME
SOMETHING ELSE
\o/
I
/\


What's your deadline on that?
 
2013-07-25 08:06:16 AM

Popcorn Johnny: I dare you to take the Nancy Grace challenge and see how long you can last. Make it through more than 10 minutes of her show and you're a farking champion.


What are the rules?

I can't even do it without any extra requirements.....
 
2013-07-25 08:07:52 AM

Popcorn Johnny: I dare you to take the Nancy Grace challenge and see how long you can last. Make it through more than 10 minutes of her show and you're a farking champion.


Do we have to masturbate during....because I'm willing to bet I could do this
 
2013-07-25 08:09:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.


If by demon you mean there is a lot of vomiting and masterbation with a crucifix... then yes.
 
2013-07-25 08:10:56 AM

Abuse Liability: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.

If by demon you mean there is a lot of vomiting and masterbation with a crucifix... then yes.


If by demon you mean there's nothing good about it...then yes.

/next
 
2013-07-25 08:13:39 AM
In the words of Louis CK, "Of course!!!...but maybe"
 
2013-07-25 08:14:09 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Popcorn Johnny: I dare you to take the Nancy Grace challenge and see how long you can last. Make it through more than 10 minutes of her show and you're a farking champion.

Do we have to masturbate during....because I'm willing to bet I could do this


Oh you.
 
2013-07-25 08:16:22 AM
It would have been better if it'd been a Chicago man.
 
2013-07-25 08:19:35 AM
The same way you felt when George Zimmerman was acquitted, whether you agreed with it or not: fark Nancy Grace.
 
2013-07-25 08:24:50 AM

YoOjo: ...


i.imgur.com

Gorgor, is that you?
 
2013-07-25 08:26:20 AM

Abuse Liability: IdBeCrazyIf: Popcorn Johnny: I dare you to take the Nancy Grace challenge and see how long you can last. Make it through more than 10 minutes of her show and you're a farking champion.

Do we have to masturbate during....because I'm willing to bet I could do this

Oh you.


I'm just saying I could easily watch her show while mentally fantasizing about an encounter with her.

We meet in some clandestine seedy hotel. She answers the door in a full length trench coat but quickly opens it to reveal is in a black bustiere with matching garter and hose set minues panties. She quickly pulls me into the room and throws me onto the bed. There is a mad race to try and remove my pants while she talks of how she is going to rape me Stuebenville style. We finally get my clothes of and she has since ditched the trench coat and has her bust out on display while she begins to mount me. She moans and groans while she tells me that my equipment is stabbing her so hard in her shame cave. As her first impending orgasm ripples through her she screams "Ohh god ohh god Kill me, kill me". Quickly I'll flip her over and get on her from behind doggy style, grab her hair and begin to smack her from behind while she softly whispers "rape me, rape me, rape me" and just before we both climax I'll reach around and draw my thumb across her throat implying cutting it while whispering into her ear "Jodi Arias"

I'm just saying is all.
 
2013-07-25 08:27:05 AM

staplermofo: I looked emotions up on wikipedia.  I think gratitude or zeal.
This wheel is awesome.  I'm going to print it out and consult it before discussing my emotions in public.
I'll be buying lunch somewhere, get my lil wheel out, look down, look at the cashier, look back down, tell the cashier "I feel vigilance!" then look up at the cashier and smile.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-25 08:27:09 AM

Abuse Liability: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.

If by demon you mean there is a lot of vomiting and masterbation with a crucifix... then yes.


Owww, my coffee was way too hot to go shooting out my nose.  Ohh, the pain, the pain, aaaaiiieeeeee yi yi yi yi eeeeeee

/but my writhing will eventually turn into convulsions of laughter, you magnificent bastard, you
 
2013-07-25 08:29:51 AM

Badgers: YoOjo: ...

[i.imgur.com image 415x460]

Gorgor, is that you?


Funnily enough, I denied being Gorgor unprompted yesterday.
I do miss him though, I feel he lives on in spirit at this NSFW site
 
2013-07-25 08:33:32 AM

CheatCommando: Crewmannumber6: GIVE ME AMBIGUITY
OR GIVE ME
SOMETHING ELSE
\o/
I
/\

What's your deadline on that?


Within a reasonable time frame
 
2013-07-25 08:34:40 AM
No Hero tag?

Seriously, no farking Hero tag?
 
2013-07-25 08:35:19 AM
I'm - as a general rule - against the deaths of human beings, but I'm just going to look the other way on this one.
 
2013-07-25 08:37:31 AM

YoOjo: I do miss him though, I feel he lives on in spirit at this NSFW site


Welp crap, there goes my morning
 
2013-07-25 08:38:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Deucetoo: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.

Aw, man. Why did you have to do that? I need a ball peen hammer to bludgeon away the mental image.

/naw, dude
//dude, naw

I'll bite the bullet if she's game.

Nancy, call me.


Yeah, I'll take one for the team, too.

FOR SCIENCE.
 
2013-07-25 08:38:39 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Abuse Liability: IdBeCrazyIf: Popcorn Johnny: I dare you to take the Nancy Grace challenge and see how long you can last. Make it through more than 10 minutes of her show and you're a farking champion.

Do we have to masturbate during....because I'm willing to bet I could do this

Oh you.

I'm just saying I could easily watch her show while mentally fantasizing about an encounter with her.

We meet in some clandestine seedy hotel. She answers the door in a full length trench coat but quickly opens it to reveal is in a black bustiere with matching garter and hose set minues panties. She quickly pulls me into the room and throws me onto the bed. There is a mad race to try and remove my pants while she talks of how she is going to rape me Stuebenville style. We finally get my clothes of and she has since ditched the trench coat and has her bust out on display while she begins to mount me. She moans and groans while she tells me that my equipment is stabbing her so hard in her shame cave. As her first impending orgasm ripples through her she screams "Ohh god ohh god Kill me, kill me". Quickly I'll flip her over and get on her from behind doggy style, grab her hair and begin to smack her from behind while she softly whispers "rape me, rape me, rape me" and just before we both climax I'll reach around and draw my thumb across her throat implying cutting it while whispering into her ear "Jodi Arias"

I'm just saying is all.


Go on...you forgot the part where you invited the duke lacrosse team to join you.
 
2013-07-25 08:38:54 AM
In total, police recovered several guns, ammunition, handcuffs, zip-ties, binoculars, a knife and a police radio. Authorities also found newspaper clippings related to the mass shooting in Newtown, Conn., the shootings of four firefighters in Webster and an Arizona woman's arrest on bestiality charges

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-25 08:39:23 AM

danno_to_infinity: Abuse Liability: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.

If by demon you mean there is a lot of vomiting and masterbation with a crucifix... then yes.

Owww, my coffee was way too hot to go shooting out my nose.  Ohh, the pain, the pain, aaaaiiieeeeee yi yi yi yi eeeeeee

/but my writhing will eventually turn into convulsions of laughter, you magnificent bastard, you


Meh, too much caffeine isn't good for you anyway.
 
2013-07-25 08:41:57 AM

megarian: AverageAmericanGuy: Deucetoo: AverageAmericanGuy: I bet Nancy Grace is a demon in bed.

Aw, man. Why did you have to do that? I need a ball peen hammer to bludgeon away the mental image.

/naw, dude
//dude, naw

I'll bite the bullet if she's game.

Nancy, call me.

Yeah, I'll take one for the team, too.

FOR SCIENCE.


Is anyone else imagining a three way with averageamericanguy, megarian , and Nancy Grace.

/me either, was just checkin'
 
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