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(YouTube)   This is why your mom always warned you to never stick your head in the open mouth of a very angry alligator   (youtube.com) divider line 19
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2013-07-25 01:31:22 AM
Nuh uh, my mom said it was because of germs.
 
2013-07-25 01:37:05 AM
I think that crocodile just said fuggit and retired from show business.
 
2013-07-25 05:27:02 AM

unyon: I think that crocodile just said fuggit and retired from show business.


He'll never completely retire. It's always, "see you later" or "after a while".
 
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2013-07-25 07:16:28 AM
What was he thinking?  Does that normally work?
 
2013-07-25 10:09:46 AM

LordOfThePings: unyon: I think that crocodile just said fuggit and retired from show business.

He'll never completely retire. It's always, "see you later" or "after a while".


Well played.
 
2013-07-25 10:11:59 AM
 
2013-07-25 10:47:21 AM
So good it had to be posted twice, nearly in a row?
 
2013-07-25 10:54:24 AM
she told me that just a few minutes ago also
 
2013-07-25 10:56:58 AM
Still okay to do it with my my penis though, right?
 
2013-07-25 11:00:26 AM

LordOfThePings: unyon: I think that crocodile just said fuggit and retired from show business.

He'll never completely retire. It's always, "see you later" or "after a while".


+1 and a +1
 
2013-07-25 11:03:43 AM
I watched the whole thing but didn't see any alligators.
 
2013-07-25 12:07:18 PM
that's the second double post today, and it's only 9am in california.
 
2013-07-25 04:05:49 PM
I think I heard people explain this before. Basically if something touches the alligators tongue it reflexively closes its jaws. What happens is a bead of sweat sometimes drops off the performers face into the gators mouth and triggers it to close its mouth
 
2013-07-25 04:36:37 PM

unyon: I think that crocodile just said fuggit and retired from show business.


retire to a nice set of luggage and boots probably.
 
2013-07-25 06:51:24 PM

ModernPrimitive01: I think I heard people explain this before. Basically if something touches the alligators tongue it reflexively closes its jaws. What happens is a bead of sweat sometimes drops off the performers face into the gators mouth and triggers it to close its mouth


Not sure its necessary to come up with a scientific theory of 'why did that crocodile bite me when i stuck my head in his mouth?'....  The only real question is, 'why WOULDN'T he bite you?'
 
2013-07-26 10:02:57 AM
I bet the alligator was hungry an hour later
 
2013-07-26 12:11:26 PM
Well, according to the report on FARK earlier today about the 800 lb. alligator in North Carolina, it's not a good idea to put your dog's head between their jaws, either.
 
2013-07-26 04:13:51 PM
"I've regularly warned the performers to be careful at all times."

Except for the whole "putting your head in a crocodile's mouth" thing.
 
2013-07-26 09:06:38 PM
Crocodile tries authentic Thai, news at 11.
 
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