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(USA Today)   Jason Sudeikis confirms departure from SNL. Presumably to focus on marathon sex with his fiancee, Olivia Wilde   (usatoday.com) divider line 49
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2013-07-25 12:50:45 AM  
Surprised that SNL is still on the air.
 
2013-07-25 01:08:12 AM  
With all the other defections, that leaves:
Vanessa Bayer
Taran Killam
Bobby Moynihan
Nasim Pedrad
Jay Pharoah
Kenan Thompson

Maybe time to blow it up and try a crazy "all star" season again.
/anticipating the person to quote this and cross out "and try a crazy all star season again"
 
2013-07-25 01:10:49 AM  

dletter: With all the other defections, that leaves:
A bunch of slobs no one has ever heard of

Maybe time to blow it up and try a crazy "all star" season again.

 
2013-07-25 01:28:44 AM  

HotWingAgenda: dletter: With all the other defections, that leaves:
A bunch of slobs no one has ever heard of

Maybe time to blow it up and try a crazy "all star" season again.


Hey, come on, Kenan at least has his Nickelodeon 90s stuff that people who were 12 at the time remember.

Everyone else... basically what you said.
 
2013-07-25 01:44:17 AM  
That's all right. These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one.
 
2013-07-25 01:57:23 AM  
All I have to say is that I have more respect for Olivia Wilde now.  Her hooking up with that goofy looking dude is proof positive that some women really do care more about personality and a sense of humor than six pack abs and an asshole personality.
 
2013-07-25 02:02:57 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: All I have to say is that I have more respect for Olivia Wilde now.  Her hooking up with that goofy looking dude is proof positive that some women really do care more about personality and a sense of humor than six pack abs and an asshole personality.


Well, that plus the high 6-figure SNL salary and $1 million a movie paychecks. That tends to get you some forgiveness for the love handles.
 
2013-07-25 02:04:35 AM  

dletter: With all the other defections, that leaves:
Vanessa Bayer
Taran Killam
Bobby Moynihan
Nasim Pedrad
Jay Pharoah

Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Kenan Thompson

Maybe time to blow it up and try a crazy "all star" season again.
/anticipating the person to quote this and cross out "and try a crazy all star season again"

FTFY

 
2013-07-25 02:05:35 AM  
I think the housecleaning has pretty much already happened with that group. I was at a Groundlings show a few months back; I know I saw some people ready for the call-up. Lorne just needs to get himself down there and see the same stuff I saw.
 
2013-07-25 02:06:20 AM  

dletter: Hey, come on, Kenan at least has his Nickelodeon 90s stuff that people who were 12 at the time remember.


He was funnier on All That and Kenan and Kel than he is on SNL, it's weird. They should of put Kel on SNL though, he was always funnier.
 
2013-07-25 02:08:32 AM  

Gosling: Lorne just needs to get himself down there and see the same stuff I saw.


Betcha he already has, but wore a wig and mustache, so as not to be recognized.

Of course, everyone said, "Hey, Lorne's in the audience."
 
2013-07-25 02:09:06 AM  

stoli n coke: TuteTibiImperes: All I have to say is that I have more respect for Olivia Wilde now.  Her hooking up with that goofy looking dude is proof positive that some women really do care more about personality and a sense of humor than six pack abs and an asshole personality.

Well, that plus the high 6-figure SNL salary and $1 million a movie paychecks. That tends to get you some forgiveness for the love handles.


With her House residuals and movie checks, somehow I don't think she needs to be interested in a guy for his money.
 
2013-07-25 02:24:08 AM  

TheJoe03: dletter: Hey, come on, Kenan at least has his Nickelodeon 90s stuff that people who were 12 at the time remember.

He was funnier on All That and Kenan and Kel than he is on SNL, it's weird. They should of put Kel on SNL though, he was always funnier.


This. Years ago, when I first heard about Kenan joining, I thought Amanda Bynes would have been good too. Of course, given what's happened to her recently. It doesn't look like it's gonna happen.
 
2013-07-25 02:37:22 AM  
It's weird (or not so weird).  They've had some good talent - Wiig, Sudeikis, Hader and Armisen are all talented people - but their writing just stinks on ice.  They have no idea how to fashion a sketch and sure as hell don't know how to end one.  It's often bland or dumb character bits and rarely does it soar, much less get off the ground.

I like Moynihan and Killem and Pedrad and Bayer - these are people who are likeable and talented.  But with a city teeming with writers and a nation teeming with writers Lorne Michaels manages to put together such mediocre stuff year in, year out.
 
2013-07-25 03:13:18 AM  
Congress needs to pass a bill approving cloning Justin Timberlake ASAP.
 
2013-07-25 03:17:17 AM  
I guess she's cute. If you're into that kind of thing.

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2013-07-25 03:19:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I guess she's cute. If you're into that kind of thing.

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I'd like to get something cute into her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-25 03:29:23 AM  

PizzaJedi81: AverageAmericanGuy: I guess she's cute. If you're into that kind of thing.

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I'd like to get something cute into her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


I'd like to get something ugly...

/it aint pretty. it's more utilitarian
 
2013-07-25 03:38:25 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Congress needs to pass a bill approving cloning Justin Timberlake ASAP.


I don't know where sexy was, but thank God he brought it back.
 
2013-07-25 04:15:29 AM  
I almost want to like Sudekis - he's a great comic and a talented actor, and also has the looks to play the attractive male lead/love interest in rom coms.

But since this is Fark, we all have to despise him for his marathon sex sessions with Olivia Wilde and for being on Saturday Night Live, a show that is so horribly unfunny and uninspired that it has been on for 38 years.

So Fark that guy. Fark him right in the ear.
 
2013-07-25 05:51:02 AM  
The "marathon sex" thing again?

In my experience, everyone who has ever bragged about their sex life has, without exception, had a lackluster sex life.

It's like how some guys choose a sportscar to overcompensate for having a small dick, y'know?
 
2013-07-25 05:52:25 AM  
I stole this photo from some vegan website. I guess Olivia Wilde is a vegetarian. What a weirdo.

www.informedmeateater.com

/hot
 
2013-07-25 06:01:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I stole this photo from some vegan website. I guess Olivia Wilde is a vegetarian. What a weirdo.

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/hot


Too bad. I have some meat I'd like to give her.
 
2013-07-25 07:35:33 AM  
They had a big charity auction/poker tournament in KC this past weekend, and the pictures prove how stupidly pretty she is (how she let him get away with the porn 'stache... I don't know):

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2013-07-25 07:58:04 AM  
Olivia Wilde was in my general vicinity, and I missed it?!

My life is over...
 
2013-07-25 07:59:19 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: They had a big charity auction/poker tournament in KC this past weekend, and the pictures prove how stupidly pretty she is (how she let him get away with the porn 'stache... I don't know):

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the 'stache is probably for rides.

/probably a role, really.
 
2013-07-25 08:03:05 AM  
For the record, Jay Pharoah is pretty great.
 
2013-07-25 08:04:05 AM  
as a rule i don't like bony chicks

but olivia wilde is magnificent.

i've seen interviews, and she's intelligent, witty and adorable too.
 
2013-07-25 08:05:22 AM  

whooter: Olivia Wilde was in my general vicinity, and I missed it?!

My life is over...


The albums have shots of her around KC
 
2013-07-25 08:31:29 AM  
When Kenan Thompson is your most recognizable star, your show may be having problems.
 
2013-07-25 08:38:05 AM  

whooter: Olivia Wilde was in my general vicinity, and I missed it?!

My life is over...


Like you could have gone near her anyway, with the restraining order and all...
 
2013-07-25 08:40:00 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: When Kenan Thompson is your most recognizable star, your show may be having problems.


When SNL started it was, what, 5 or 6 cast members no one ever heard of before.

At some point in the 80s it ballooned into 20 some people!

Why not strip the show down (some of the sets look like they cost a million dollars to replicate a Target!), bare bones it, and have 5 or 6 funny people doing skits?

Keep your digital shorts and commercials, but the cast doesn't NEED to have 20 famous names.  It needs to have 5 or 6 funny PEOPLE!
 
2013-07-25 08:53:47 AM  

trippycrazy12: TheJoe03: dletter: Hey, come on, Kenan at least has his Nickelodeon 90s stuff that people who were 12 at the time remember.

He was funnier on All That and Kenan and Kel than he is on SNL, it's weird. They should of put Kel on SNL though, he was always funnier.

This. Years ago, when I first heard about Kenan joining, I thought Amanda Bynes would have been good too. Of course, given what's happened to her recently. It doesn't look like it's gonna happen.



The should totally have Amanda Bynes on.

That is, if her masters...er, parents will let her.
 
2013-07-25 09:07:25 AM  

AnotherBluesStringer: For the record, Jay Pharoah is pretty great


Saw him perform at a local comedy club a month or so ago and wholeheartedly agree. SNL needs to get him in more skits.
 
2013-07-25 09:08:09 AM  
I just watched "Deadfall" on netflix streaming, and she is in it.    So are her tits for about 2 seconds.

The movie would have just OK without them.
 
2013-07-25 09:35:47 AM  

dletter: Nasim Pedrad


she makes me feel funny in my swimsuit area.
 
2013-07-25 09:55:49 AM  
You mean I'm going to get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner and Phil Hartman and Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz?
 
2013-07-25 09:57:01 AM  
Why not strip the show down (some of the sets look like they cost a million dollars to replicate a Target!), bare bones it, and have 5 or 6 funny people doing skits?


static.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-25 10:23:06 AM  

Fiction Fan: You mean I'm going to get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner and Phil Hartman and Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz?


I read this and immediately assumed you were telling me Horatio Sanz was dead. A Google search told me otherwise, thank god.
 
2013-07-25 11:17:39 AM  
i figured he'd be the next to leave. he's been in lots of movies, and applebees is probably paying a good chunk of change to him for all those ads he does

/see you tomorrow
//what a stupid stupid slogan
 
2013-07-25 11:49:32 AM  
Strayha04       2013-07-25 10:23:06 AM

Fiction Fan: You mean I'm going to get to meet John Belushi and Gilda Radner and Phil Hartman and Chris Farley and Horatio Sanz?

I read this and immediately assumed you were telling me Horatio Sanz was dead. A Google search told me otherwise, thank god.



Yea, well, *I* read *yours* and immediately assumed you had never seen an episode of Family Guy in your entire life. :P So there!
 
2013-07-25 02:47:38 PM  
Olivia who?

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static3.fashionmagazine247.com

/Seriously, Olivia who?
//Mmmmmm....Jason Sudeikis........mmmmmmm
 
2013-07-25 02:50:33 PM  

bungle_jr: i figured he'd be the next to leave. he's been in lots of movies, and applebees is probably paying a good chunk of change to him for all those ads he does

/see you tomorrow
//what a stupid stupid slogan


He's doing Applebee's commercials?
/I thought John Corbett was doing Applebee's
//I know I do recognize Sudeikis's voice from some commercials now, but, can't remember the product
 
2013-07-25 02:52:26 PM  

Fiction Fan: Surprised that SNL is still on the air.


It will always be on the air.  And will always have its swings from being great to being horrible.
 
2013-07-25 03:00:07 PM  

downstairs: Fiction Fan: Surprised that SNL is still on the air.

It will always be on the air.  And will always have its swings from being great having at most 2-3 good skits in most episodesto being horrible.


Don't let the "Best of" collections fool you, even in the various golden "prime" years (75-78, 82-85, 87-91) that was the case.
 
2013-07-25 03:30:18 PM  

dletter: bungle_jr: i figured he'd be the next to leave. he's been in lots of movies, and applebees is probably paying a good chunk of change to him for all those ads he does

/see you tomorrow
//what a stupid stupid slogan

He's doing Applebee's commercials?
/I thought John Corbett was doing Applebee's
//I know I do recognize Sudeikis's voice from some commercials now, but, can't remember the product


i could be wrong. i haven't researched this. but to me it sounds exactly like jason in the applebees ads.
 
2013-07-25 03:32:42 PM  

dletter: bungle_jr: i figured he'd be the next to leave. he's been in lots of movies, and applebees is probably paying a good chunk of change to him for all those ads he does

/see you tomorrow
//what a stupid stupid slogan

He's doing Applebee's commercials?
/I thought John Corbett was doing Applebee's
//I know I do recognize Sudeikis's voice from some commercials now, but, can't remember the product


ok, now i researched it (lazily, admittadly)
from wikipedia:
"Sudeikis became the voice for a line of advertisements of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applebee%27s">Applebee's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casual_dining">casual dining chain that began running in 2012.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Sudeikis#cite_note-21">[ "
 
2013-07-25 03:54:20 PM  
Well, Corbett has been doing Applebee's as well for awhile, as well as Walgreens....  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Corbett_(actor)

Corbett Applebees ad...  http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7VAd/applebees-sizzling-entrees

Sudekis Applebees ad....  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/02/applebees-see-you-tomorrow_n _ 1643373.html   (which are much newer).

Sudekis doing Applebees ad's is pretty funny after watching him in Hall Pass.
 
2013-07-25 03:56:18 PM  

dletter: Well, Corbett has been doing Applebee's as well for awhile, as well as Walgreens....  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Corbett_(actor)

Corbett Applebees ad...  http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7VAd/applebees-sizzling-entrees

Sudekis Applebees ad....  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/02/applebees-see-you-tomorrow_n _ 1643373.html   (which are much newer).

Sudekis doing Applebees ad's is pretty funny after watching him in Hall Pass.


i believe hall pass is WHY he's doing applebees ads
i like to imagine applebees having that sort of sense of humor
 
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