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(Orlando Sentinel)   Elementary school teacher arrested for teaching children that "A" stands for amphetamine, "C" stands for cocaine, and "M" stands for marijuana   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 29
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2013-07-25 12:55:38 AM  
This has nothing to do with her job and you're an ass for implying it subby.
 
2013-07-25 05:46:48 AM  
Some uppers to get moving in the morning.

A bump before classes to keep up with the kids.

A joint after work to relax.

Throw in some coffee and beer nuts, and that's a pretty good routine.
 
2013-07-25 05:48:33 AM  
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FTFA: Kim Witt, 48, a teacher at Lake Mary Elementary School, and Martyn Dennis, 61, were arrested on drug charges in Seminole County on July 23, 2013. (Seminole County Jail / July 24, 2013)

Dude looks good for 61, man! I need to start doing more blow, weed and speed if this is the end result.
 
2013-07-25 05:57:35 AM  
"Kimberlyn "Kim" Witt, 48, who lives in Sanford, and Martyn Dennis, 61, who lives near Winter Park, were driving past a bus station in Fern Park when two deputies at the station smelled marijuana coming from the open windows ..."

Are you kidding me?
 
2013-07-25 06:07:30 AM  
A little better than teaching them P stands for Penis..
 
2013-07-25 06:12:20 AM  
Teacher in question:

l.yimg.com
 
2013-07-25 06:18:07 AM  
Meanwhile subby, 'S' 'M' and 'H' all stand for 'shiatty Misleading Headline'
 
2013-07-25 06:19:35 AM  
And after the cops book them, they're all going out to get drunk.
 
2013-07-25 06:32:50 AM  
C is for cookie, that's too enough for me
 
2013-07-25 06:48:37 AM  
She looks older than him. Did they get the ages reversed?
 
2013-07-25 07:10:15 AM  

Pangit: [media.trb.com image 600x300]
FTFA: Kim Witt, 48, a teacher at Lake Mary Elementary School, and Martyn Dennis, 61, were arrested on drug charges in Seminole County on July 23, 2013. (Seminole County Jail / July 24, 2013)

Dude looks good for 61, man! I need to start doing more blow, weed and speed if this is the end result.


My first thought, too. Kim, on the other hand. . . . not so much.
 
2013-07-25 07:13:21 AM  
She looks like she might have been hot, once upon a time. That's a hard 48, but the guy is in pretty good shape for being 61.
 
2013-07-25 07:15:30 AM  
It was a good run.
thatdarneddad.com
 
2013-07-25 07:31:16 AM  
D stands for Substance D
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"B stands for 'bout-to-get-farked-up-biatch-beetle"
 
2013-07-25 07:39:06 AM  
Amphetamine
Barbiturate
Cocaine
Datura
Ecstasy
Fark
Ganja
Heroin
Inhalants
Jenkem!
Ketamine
LSD
Mescaline
Nitrous oxide
Opium
PCP
Qaaludes
Rophynol
Salvia
Tobacco
Uppers
Vicodin
White lightning
Xanax
Yohimbe
Zydone
 
2013-07-25 07:41:23 AM  
C is for cocaine and that's good enough for me...
 
2013-07-25 08:13:24 AM  

snorkblaster: Amphetamine
Barbiturate
Cocaine
Datura
Ecstasy
Fark
Ganja
Heroin
Inhalants
Jenkem!
Ketamine
LSD
Mescaline
Nitrous oxide
Opium
PCP
Qaaludes
Rophynol
Salvia
Tobacco
Uppers
Vicodin
White lightning
Xanax
Yohimbe
Zydone


adderall
buproprion
caffeine
dexedrine
ephedrine
flephedrone
geranamine
haldol
iodine
just table salt
kilo of it
low blood pressure
more salt
NO MORE SALT
O shiat
POOP MAH PANTS
queer
rest
SLEEP
time out
underwear???
victory
why?
xxx
y?

zzz
 
2013-07-25 08:19:01 AM  
I don't understand the people that can't go down the road without having to spark up a joint?  It's still illegal in most states, and the cops will fark up your shiat if they smell you rollin down the road.

/don't be a farking dumbass
//be discrete
 
2013-07-25 08:19:32 AM  
doglover


This has nothing to do with her job and you're an ass for implying it subby.

True. There's enough reasons to hate teachers w/o adding this one.

Like the CA Teachers union pushing to allow sex offenders to rape kids.
link
 
2013-07-25 08:22:11 AM  

basemetal: I don't understand the people that can't go down the road without having to spark up a joint?  It's still illegal in most states, and the cops will fark up your shiat if they smell you rollin down the road.

/don't be a farking dumbass
//be discrete


well there's always a desire to do something that's illegal
that's why child porn is illegal
 
2013-07-25 08:25:12 AM  
If I had to deal with 20 squealing kids all day, I'd do drugs too.
 
2013-07-25 09:26:56 AM  
I've been curious...cocaine can be a prescribed drug....what aliment(s) do you need to get a prescription like that?
 
2013-07-25 09:33:10 AM  

ferretman: I've been curious...cocaine can be a prescribed drug....what aliment(s) do you need to get a prescription like that?


eye fungus
 
2013-07-25 09:35:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Some uppers to get moving in the morning.

A bump before classes to keep up with the kids.

A joint after work to relax.

Throw in some coffee and beer nuts, and that's a pretty good routine.


See? This guy gets it.
 
2013-07-25 09:45:28 AM  
and some sunflower seeds and sunscreen

m.brobible.com
 
2013-07-25 09:48:45 AM  
Was going to complain but I see snorkblaster has the key discussion point covered.
 
2013-07-25 09:57:10 AM  
She is a third-grade teacher, the school website shows.

That alone should exonerate her. Third grade is when kids stop being charming and start being dicks.
 
2013-07-25 12:19:38 PM  

ferretman: I've been curious...cocaine can be a prescribed drug....what aliment(s) do you need to get a prescription like that?


Boredom.
 
2013-07-25 01:23:45 PM  

snorkblaster: Amphetamine
Barbiturate
Cocaine
Datura
Ecstasy
Fark
Ganja
Heroin
Inhalants
Jenkem!
Ketamine
LSD
Mescaline
Nitrous oxide
Opium
PCP
Qaaludes
Rophynol
Salvia
Tobacco
Uppers
Vicodin
White lightning
Xanax
Yohimbe
Zydone


I would have gone with Peyote instead of PCP.  Haven't tried it, but would give it and Mescaline a try.  My 'shrooms and LSD experiences.were okay, except for the time the shrooms had just kicked in and the TV news showed footage of that stadium in England going up in flames, ca. 1984-85.  Seeing people running around on the field while on fire was definitely a downer.  Fortunately, I prevented my GF at the time from watching, and so saved her some nightmares.
 
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