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2013-07-24 05:49:16 PM  
so?
 
2013-07-24 05:56:38 PM  
I wasn't expecting that. And I kind of was.

Funny.
 
2013-07-24 06:02:22 PM  
That was actually kinda funny.

And I'm jaded.
 
2013-07-24 06:08:15 PM  
I don't think this is real
 
2013-07-24 06:09:27 PM  
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2013-07-24 06:09:43 PM  
That's among the many reasons that cats will always be cooler than children.
 
2013-07-24 06:11:38 PM  
This was pretty funny . . . when Colbert did the exact same joke at least a year ago.
 
2013-07-24 06:41:32 PM  
Fake.  If that was real the cat would be pissed.  Then it would shiat in his shoe.
 
2013-07-24 06:46:37 PM  
My cats have always welcomed me home and not just to be fed.

/I've said too much already
 
2013-07-24 06:47:34 PM  

ourbigdumbmouth: I don't think this is real


you sir, are a seer of reality
 
2013-07-24 06:47:34 PM  
Am I naive for expecting the cat to launch itself off the sofa and land on that guys face, bear hugging him with claws dug into the back of the soldiers head?
 
2013-07-24 06:50:34 PM  

lohphat: My cats have always welcomed me home and not just to be fed.

/I've said too much already


Oh yeah we are filing in the blanks just fine.
 
IP
2013-07-24 06:50:46 PM  

KrustyKitten: Am I naive for expecting the cat to launch itself off the sofa and land on that guys face, bear hugging him with claws dug into the back of the soldiers head?


Yes.

/cat owner
 
2013-07-24 06:59:59 PM  

KrustyKitten: Am I naive for expecting the cat to launch itself off the sofa and land on that guys face, bear hugging him with claws dug into the back of the soldiers head?


You were expecting something like this, maybe?
 
2013-07-24 07:10:16 PM  
Fake.  Though I have no problem believing that would be the actual reaction of a cat, this is obviously fake.
 
2013-07-24 07:25:21 PM  
Fake or not, the yawn was a nice touch.
 
2013-07-24 07:31:28 PM  

nekom: Fake.  Though I have no problem believing that would be the actual reaction of a cat, this is obviously fake.


You have an uncanny knack for stating the obvious.
 
2013-07-24 07:35:17 PM  
Cats suck.
 
2013-07-24 07:37:47 PM  

RatMaster999: Cats suck.


Bad cats suck.  Good cats swallow.
 
2013-07-24 07:44:12 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Fake.  If that was real the cat would be pissed.  Then it would shiat in his shoe.


Yes but, to be fair,  it would wait till he slept.
 
2013-07-24 07:47:04 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: nekom: Fake.  Though I have no problem believing that would be the actual reaction of a cat, this is obviously fake.

You have an uncanny knack for stating the obvious.


I also have a knack for knowing what football coaches should have done.
 
2013-07-24 07:48:52 PM  
When I came back from a 10 day vacation, my best bud jumped from the table into my arms, licked the crap out of my face while purring like a maniac, then bit me on the forehead.

Then went back to alternately licking me and shoving his head into my face.

"I missed you!  NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!  Oh god I missed you!"
 
2013-07-24 07:52:55 PM  
I couldn't tell if that was real or not because cats are selfish, hairy bags of evil.

/dog person
 
2013-07-24 07:59:03 PM  
I don't know, but that seemed kind of fake. Not the cat part. If they want to pay attention to you they do, if they don't they don't.
 
2013-07-24 08:06:55 PM  
for a fake video it could've at least had better lighting
 
2013-07-24 08:09:49 PM  

tonguedepressor: RatMaster999: Cats suck.

Bad cats suck.  Good cats swallow.


Hep cats smoke the reefer and play bongos, daddy-o.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-24 08:21:21 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: When I came back from a 10 day vacation, my best bud jumped from the table into my arms, licked the crap out of my face while purring like a maniac, then bit me on the forehead.

Then went back to alternately licking me and shoving his head into my face.

"I missed you!  NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!  Oh god I missed you!"


Light cat biting is a sign of affection. The cat biting the owner, that is.
 
2013-07-24 08:23:44 PM  
I'd say it's solid, but not quite there at solider yet, subby. But thanks for playing.
 
2013-07-24 08:31:33 PM  

Arachnophobe: KrustyKitten: Am I naive for expecting the cat to launch itself off the sofa and land on that guys face, bear hugging him with claws dug into the back of the soldiers head?

You were expecting something like this, maybe?


That was the sort of stuff we'd have made in my high school media lab if we had the budget.
 
2013-07-24 08:34:49 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: When I came back from a 10 day vacation, my best bud jumped from the table into my arms, licked the crap out of my face while purring like a maniac, then bit me on the forehead.

Then went back to alternately licking me and shoving his head into my face.

"I missed you!  NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!  Oh god I missed you!"



My best bud did the exact same thing to me last time I went on vacation.  Until I said "Dave, cut it out, the boss is watching!  Wait until after work!"
 
2013-07-24 08:36:05 PM  

wildcardjack: Arachnophobe: KrustyKitten: Am I naive for expecting the cat to launch itself off the sofa and land on that guys face, bear hugging him with claws dug into the back of the soldiers head?

You were expecting something like this, maybe?

That was the sort of stuff we'd have made in my high school media lab if we had the budget.


Hey, that was state of the art in 1990!
 
2013-07-24 08:40:09 PM  
I bash Farks video tab religiously for the unfunny shiat that gets greened.. But.

I liked this...  Short and sweet
 
2013-07-24 08:51:28 PM  
I expected it, and it was still funny.

Probably usually true too, though my last kitty would totally freak out and jump all over me, grinding her face as hard as she could in to my face when I was so much as gone for a few days and came home.
 
2013-07-24 08:55:35 PM  
That sound you hear at the start of the video was actually a closet door.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-24 09:00:35 PM  

mongbiohazard: I expected it, and it was still funny.

Probably usually true too, though my last kitty would totally freak out and jump all over me, grinding her face as hard as she could in to my face when I was so much as gone for a few days and came home.


Yep...totally depends on the cat.  When I was in college my roommate had two of the little furballs and they were polar opposites.  Yukon was your typical cat (although we were able to teach him to fetch which was cool), but Jack was like a puppy.  You sat down, he was there.  You come home, he was there.  You get up, he was there.  He was a lot like my ex-girlfriend in that way.

/And yes, he named them that way for that reason.
 
2013-07-24 09:17:12 PM  
My mom had an 8-day hospital stay a few years ago. I went to her place daily to take care of her cat while she was away.

The evening she returned home, that cat wouldn't leave her side. Cat showed her a BUNCH of affection!

Guess it depends on the cats personality though. MY cat is always at the door waiting on me when I come home every day.
 
2013-07-24 09:40:19 PM  

foo monkey: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: When I came back from a 10 day vacation, my best bud jumped from the table into my arms, licked the crap out of my face while purring like a maniac, then bit me on the forehead.

Then went back to alternately licking me and shoving his head into my face.

"I missed you!  NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!  Oh god I missed you!"

Light cat biting is a sign of affection. The cat biting the owner, that is.


Don't bite the pussy.  She'll never forgive you.
 
2013-07-24 10:08:10 PM  
My Preston greets me at the door when I come home from work every day as if he were a puppy.

although, he's almost as big as one ...

danielwheeler.org
 
2013-07-24 10:41:34 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2013-07-24 11:16:57 PM  
Solider

Was he more liquider before?
 
2013-07-24 11:20:22 PM  

phlegmmo: Solider

Was he more liquider before?


Or just gassy?
 
2013-07-25 12:01:51 AM  
My cat greeted me at the door every day when I arrived home from work.  she loved making the bed (hiding under the sheets), sitting on my lap, and watching UFC.
I was never a cat person but my ex wife abandoned her when we split and threatened to put her down so I took her.  Stayed with me 5 more years till she crossed the rainbow bridge.  I still miss her every day.  You were a good girl Sabine.  Thank you.
 
2013-07-25 12:34:33 AM  

xiola: My cat greeted me at the door every day when I arrived home from work.  she loved making the bed (hiding under the sheets), sitting on my lap, and watching UFC.
I was never a cat person but my ex wife abandoned her when we split and threatened to put her down so I took her.  Stayed with me 5 more years till she crossed the rainbow bridge.  I still miss her every day.  You were a good girl Sabine.  Thank you.


Lucky! Not many folks get to lose the wife and keep the pussy.
My Honey Boy also meets me at the door every day. He's about the puppiest cat ever.
 
2013-07-25 12:58:24 AM  
Not the pussy he was hoping for.
 
2013-07-25 01:26:25 AM  
My cat wants hugs and kisses everytime I come out of the bathroom and have only been away for five minutes. She has a serious fear of abandonment.
 
2013-07-25 01:51:06 AM  
Sad, but true.
 
2013-07-25 02:02:39 AM  
That cat was being polite.
 
2013-07-25 07:24:43 AM  
dogs can be a pain in the ass (eat a bone, emergency vet.  Jump too far, emergency vet for a sprained spine), but damn they greet you with love everytime you come home.  Cat typically could care less about you (I had one cat that was somewhat loving).  Maintenance free, almost.. But I can't imagine having a urine box in the house again.
 
2013-07-25 08:47:33 AM  
Looks like no one clean the apartment for the past 6 months too.

/wife is clean freak
//it does rub off
///cave man days are over
 
2013-07-25 08:54:48 AM  
zarberg:

Same thing at my house.  My cat is at the door. I have to pick him up and carry him on my shoulder for a few minutes.  If I don't he runs his mouth non-stop until I pick him up.  If after yelling at me for 5 minutes doesn't work, he'll jump up on the highest point of the entertainment center and start knocking crap off until I come over and get him down.
 
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