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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Pope Francis halts motorcade to kiss babies. Dude, you already got the job   (star-telegram.com) divider line 15
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2013-07-24 08:22:16 PM  
2 votes:
It's a Catholic thing, I think. I happened to be in St. Peter's Square for his first mass (agnostic, I was there for the historical significance and the experience). They went absolutely berserk when he rode around the square in his little cart. Just bonkers. He's like a rock star to them. It was a very cool experience.
2013-07-24 06:46:12 PM  
2 votes:
Although I obviously am not much for religion, it's pretty clear the new Pope is a decent guy.
2013-07-24 06:42:12 PM  
2 votes:
I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.
2013-07-24 10:53:08 PM  
1 votes:
Presbyterian minister/subby here.  The "all Catholics are pediphils" jokes get old REAL fast, because... yeah, they're just old.  I like this pope.  That's all.

/thanks for the votes!
2013-07-24 09:22:54 PM  
1 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

You see, he's got faith in THE LAWD!!!
and as long as he does the right thing, god will protect him from assassins.


Maybe it's because he's not afraid to die, and that living out his calling means more to him than just living. You know: integrity?
2013-07-24 08:37:13 PM  
1 votes:

MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.


Pffft.  Classic jokes never go out of style.
2013-07-24 08:02:04 PM  
1 votes:

Munchkin City Coroner: MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.

When the holy guys stop farking little boys, we'll stop mocking them for it.  Deal?


I don't think anyone should stop mocking any self-proclaimed "holy guys" for anything. I'm just asking for new material in a Fark thread, rather than 30 comments making variations of the same joke.
2013-07-24 07:51:21 PM  
1 votes:

MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.


When the holy guys stop farking little boys, we'll stop mocking them for it.  Deal?
2013-07-24 07:42:37 PM  
1 votes:

runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.


C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.
2013-07-24 07:07:01 PM  
1 votes:
Not kissing, tasting
2013-07-24 07:01:58 PM  
1 votes:
That's not a kiss. He ate that kid's soul.
2013-07-24 06:58:10 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.


The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.
2013-07-24 06:41:40 PM  
1 votes:
Haha, good headline, I don't know who -1'ed it, but I countered.
2013-07-24 05:54:33 PM  
1 votes:

Cyberluddite: How is this news?  A Catholic cleric who doesn't make a habit of kissing prepubescent kids might be news, but not this.


His pants were on. Almost newsflash worthy.
2013-07-24 05:05:02 PM  
1 votes:
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