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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Pope Francis halts motorcade to kiss babies. Dude, you already got the job   (star-telegram.com) divider line 70
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2013-07-24 05:05:02 PM  
www.johnnythefool.com
 
2013-07-24 05:10:10 PM  
How is this news?  A Catholic cleric who doesn't make a habit of kissing prepubescent kids might be news, but not this.
 
2013-07-24 05:54:33 PM  

Cyberluddite: How is this news?  A Catholic cleric who doesn't make a habit of kissing prepubescent kids might be news, but not this.


His pants were on. Almost newsflash worthy.
 
2013-07-24 05:59:17 PM  

Cyberluddite: How is this news?  A Catholic cleric who doesn't make a habit of kissing prepubescent kids might be news, but not this.


Was going to ask to make sure he wasn't using tongue, but, I see this was already inferred.
 
2013-07-24 06:41:40 PM  
Haha, good headline, I don't know who -1'ed it, but I countered.
 
2013-07-24 06:42:10 PM  
It was just foreplay.
 
2013-07-24 06:42:12 PM  
I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.
 
2013-07-24 06:43:10 PM  
I like him better than the last one. I couldn't stop hearing The Count from Sesame Street whenever Benedict was about thanks to a friend who felt there was a resemblance.

/one, one venial sin mwuahahaha
 
2013-07-24 06:43:31 PM  
And he didn't rape them. I like this Pope
 
2013-07-24 06:44:47 PM  

Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.


Don't fark with a Jesuit.  Odds are pope frankie is packing heat.
 
2013-07-24 06:46:12 PM  
Although I obviously am not much for religion, it's pretty clear the new Pope is a decent guy.
 
2013-07-24 06:49:30 PM  
The power of God will protect him from those crying sacks of germs.
 
2013-07-24 06:50:52 PM  

Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.


You see, he's got faith in THE LAWD!!!
and as long as he does the right thing, god will protect him from assassins.
 
2013-07-24 06:50:55 PM  
He's whispering to the kid please don't let your father become a Brazilian tranny.
 
2013-07-24 06:52:59 PM  
Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.
 
2013-07-24 06:55:53 PM  
I knew it.
 
2013-07-24 06:58:10 PM  

Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.


The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.
 
2013-07-24 06:58:48 PM  
Tongue?
 
2013-07-24 07:00:03 PM  
media.star-telegram.com

No way anyone would caption that photo inappropriately. Nope.
 
2013-07-24 07:01:58 PM  
That's not a kiss. He ate that kid's soul.
 
2013-07-24 07:07:01 PM  
Not kissing, tasting
 
2013-07-24 07:13:36 PM  

firsttiger: I like him better than the last one. I couldn't stop hearing The Count from Sesame Street whenever Benedict was about thanks to a friend who felt there was a resemblance.

/one, one venial sin mwuahahaha


I always expected him to disband the Senate and name himself Emperor, blue lightning dancing from his fingertips.
 
2013-07-24 07:14:10 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [media.star-telegram.com image 512x371]

No way anyone would caption that photo inappropriately. Nope.


"Scuse me mister, but I think I see some corn in there."
 
2013-07-24 07:15:34 PM  
At least this one stopped at kissing...
 
2013-07-24 07:21:33 PM  
Ixnay on the abiesbay Francis.
 
2013-07-24 07:22:15 PM  
Actually, he got peckish and had to stop for some fresh baby souls.

/It's how Popes are like cats.
 
2013-07-24 07:23:54 PM  
I want my baby back, baby back
 
2013-07-24 07:25:12 PM  
www.backtotheeighties.net
 
2013-07-24 07:25:40 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

Don't fark with a Jesuit.  Odds are pope frankie is packing heat.


LOL...yeah. My best friend from Peace Corps' brother is a Jesuit priest/lawyer. I believe you.
 
2013-07-24 07:38:01 PM  

Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.


THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.
 
2013-07-24 07:39:26 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

You see, he's got faith in THE LAWD!!!
and as long as he does the right thing, god will protect him from assassins.


Someone called for an Assassin...?

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2013-07-24 07:42:37 PM  

runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.


C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.
 
2013-07-24 07:51:21 PM  

MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.


When the holy guys stop farking little boys, we'll stop mocking them for it.  Deal?
 
2013-07-24 07:52:22 PM  
One of the things that makes me suspicious of Francis is the fact that he's a vocal reformer and yet, somehow, still alive.  (And he's a Jesuit, no less.)

JP1 spoke of reform a lot too, only he was poisoned after only a month in office.

I think Frankie must have some powerful folks in his corner.
 
2013-07-24 08:02:04 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.

When the holy guys stop farking little boys, we'll stop mocking them for it.  Deal?


I don't think anyone should stop mocking any self-proclaimed "holy guys" for anything. I'm just asking for new material in a Fark thread, rather than 30 comments making variations of the same joke.
 
2013-07-24 08:15:29 PM  
Hey Subby, kissing the babies is the reward for getting the job!
 
2013-07-24 08:22:16 PM  
It's a Catholic thing, I think. I happened to be in St. Peter's Square for his first mass (agnostic, I was there for the historical significance and the experience). They went absolutely berserk when he rode around the square in his little cart. Just bonkers. He's like a rock star to them. It was a very cool experience.
 
2013-07-24 08:29:25 PM  

MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.


The pope is not going to kiss you. You're too old.
 
2013-07-24 08:37:13 PM  

MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.


Pffft.  Classic jokes never go out of style.
 
2013-07-24 08:39:07 PM  

Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.


Then we'd have to put the perp on the cover of all the magazines and newspapers. Oh, the fame!
 
2013-07-24 08:41:00 PM  
I guess he likes his meat fresh
 
2013-07-24 09:21:31 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [media.star-telegram.com image 512x371]

No way anyone would caption that photo inappropriately. Nope.


Little Timmy looked back upon his life in reflection in those last, fleeting moments, and realized he always knew that he would die while locked in a loving embrace with a Catholic Priest.
 
2013-07-24 09:21:52 PM  
Sneaky sneaky.
 
2013-07-24 09:22:13 PM  
hosted.corelicorp.net
 
2013-07-24 09:22:54 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

You see, he's got faith in THE LAWD!!!
and as long as he does the right thing, god will protect him from assassins.


Maybe it's because he's not afraid to die, and that living out his calling means more to him than just living. You know: integrity?
 
2013-07-24 09:26:16 PM  

MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.


This clown is full of shiat. How many pedophiles has he turned over to the authorities? Zero. Don't be fooled by this window dressing.
 
2013-07-24 09:30:44 PM  

Johnny Swank: MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.

This clown is full of shiat. How many pedophiles has he turned over to the authorities? Zero. Don't be fooled by this window dressing.


Bitter much?
 
2013-07-24 09:36:58 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.

The pope is not going to kiss you. You're too old.


Also, I'm female. ... Dammit, even I'm doing it!
 
2013-07-24 09:38:30 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.

The pope is not going to kiss you. You're too old.


Hmm ... "too old" ... Nope, not good enough. You can do better.
 
2013-07-24 09:41:28 PM  
Relax everyone, he kissed them on the head.

/Was he north or south of the equator?
// Geographically you sickos!
 
2013-07-24 09:43:06 PM  
Do the people love us again?
 
2013-07-24 09:47:07 PM  
He was tasting them to see if they are ripe for the plucking.
 
2013-07-24 09:53:57 PM  

MadAzza: The My Little Pony Killer: MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.

The pope is not going to kiss you. You're too old.

Hmm ... "too old" ... Nope, not good enough. You can do better.


Too late, already snagged ya.
 
2013-07-24 10:12:47 PM  

firsttiger: I like him better than the last one. I couldn't stop hearing The Count from Sesame Street whenever Benedict was about thanks to a friend who felt there was a resemblance.

/one, one venial sin mwuahahaha


I kept thinking of Farscape's Rygel XVI.
 
2013-07-24 10:17:41 PM  
Having a Pope this deep, down, and decent inspires a sense of Catholic guilt over the fact I'm a bad Catholic.

/unless he engages in superdickery, he's better than mah boy John "The Polack" Paul Double
 
2013-07-24 10:46:15 PM  

Stone Meadow: Smeggy Smurf: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

Don't fark with a Jesuit.  Odds are pope frankie is packing heat.

LOL...yeah. My best friend from Peace Corps' brother is a Jesuit priest/lawyer. I believe you.


A priest/lawyer? So his boss is God/Satan?
 
2013-07-24 10:53:08 PM  
Presbyterian minister/subby here.  The "all Catholics are pediphils" jokes get old REAL fast, because... yeah, they're just old.  I like this pope.  That's all.

/thanks for the votes!
 
2013-07-24 11:03:53 PM  

radarlove: One of the things that makes me suspicious of Francis is the fact that he's a vocal reformer and yet, somehow, still alive.  (And he's a Jesuit, no less.)

JP1 spoke of reform a lot too, only he was poisoned after only a month in office.

I think Frankie must have some powerful folks in his corner.


You don't really buy into the poisoning thing, do you? Half my family says shiat like that (the Irish catholic half)
 
2013-07-24 11:06:00 PM  

Johnny Swank: MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.

This clown is full of shiat. How many pedophiles has he turned over to the authorities? Zero. Don't be fooled by this window dressing.


You have some issues. Maybe you need to go to confession.
 
2013-07-24 11:09:58 PM  

Lady Indica: radarlove: One of the things that makes me suspicious of Francis is the fact that he's a vocal reformer and yet, somehow, still alive.  (And he's a Jesuit, no less.)

JP1 spoke of reform a lot too, only he was poisoned after only a month in office.

I think Frankie must have some powerful folks in his corner.

You don't really buy into the poisoning thing, do you? Half my family says shiat like that (the Irish catholic half)


There's a reason all the advisory jobs remain unfilled. He's avoiding the Curia and Opes Dei in specific.
 
2013-07-24 11:12:55 PM  

Johnny Swank: MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.

This clown is full of shiat. How many pedophiles has he turned over to the authorities? Zero. Don't be fooled by this window dressing.


How many extradition orders from the Vatican has he received?  How many requests for documents and cooperation has he received from the Roman or Italian Authorities?  Those are the only two locations he has jurisdiction over.  He's ordered all of the Bishops and Cardinals to cooperate, and they are the ones who would have any documentation and knowledge on this one.  Show me a legal authority asking for a resident of the Vatican to be turned over to them and you might have something.  The only one most people can name is Bernard Cardinal Law, and some idiots think he is sheltered in the Vatican.  This is despite the fact he turned over ALL documents related to the scandals in the diocese of Boston, spoke to a grand jury several times, and was acquitted because the failure to report pedophile priests wasn't against the law when he was in charge.  That law is quite new on the books in the US.

You've got the wrong target.  This guy is fighting against the culture of institutional protectionism that led to the scandals to start with.
 
2013-07-24 11:18:09 PM  
simplicimus: There's a reason all the advisory jobs remain unfilled. He's avoiding the Curia and Opes Opus Dei in specific specifically.

Sorry, I have a pet peeve about misspellings and grammar like that.
 
2013-07-24 11:23:01 PM  

maram500: simplicimus: There's a reason all the advisory jobs remain unfilled. He's avoiding the Curia and Opes Opus Dei in specific specifically.

Sorry, I have a pet peeve about misspellings and grammar like that.


No problem.
 
2013-07-24 11:38:22 PM  
At least this one is following the primary rule of kissing other people's babies... make certain that the parents are there, too.
 
2013-07-24 11:42:52 PM  

MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.


This guy seems like a pretty decent human being. I never thought I'd live to see the day.
 
2013-07-25 12:02:30 AM  

dirkfunk: MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.

This guy seems like a pretty decent human being. I never thought I'd live to see the day.


You don't remember John Paul II? Goddamn that makes me feel old.

Probably the College of Cardinals is regretting their choice right now...again...."Damnit, remember what happened last time we elected some old man nobody knew! We actually had a holy man as Pope!"
 
2013-07-25 12:08:26 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: MadAzza: The My Little Pony Killer: MadAzza: runescorpio: Mock26: Were they boy babies?  I bet they were boy babies.

The pic says it all. Goin in for a smooch with a young boy.

C'mon, guys, let's try coming up with some new material.

The pope is not going to kiss you. You're too old.

Hmm ... "too old" ... Nope, not good enough. You can do better.

Too late, already snagged ya.


ha!
 
2013-07-25 05:44:01 AM  
Shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss hand, shake baby, shake baby, kiss hand, shake baby, shake baby, kiss hand.
 
2013-07-25 08:12:30 AM  
oi44.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-25 02:45:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: dirkfunk: MadAzza: Stone Meadow: I appreciate him dispensing with the creepy pope-mobile, but at the same time I sure hope no one pops him.

THIS.

Not a fan of organized religion in general and the Catholic hierarchy in particular, but this guy seems OK, for a pope.

This guy seems like a pretty decent human being. I never thought I'd live to see the day.

You don't remember John Paul II? Goddamn that makes me feel old.

Probably the College of Cardinals is regretting their choice right now...again...."Damnit, remember what happened last time we elected some old man nobody knew! We actually had a holy man as Pope!"


1. JPII was pretty young when he was elected, as far as Popes go: 58
2. JPII ruled the Church with an iron fist and the last decade of his papacy was a disaster.
 
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