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(Opposing Views)   Thanks to a new website, women can finally learn how to buy a car all by themselves   (opposingviews.com) divider line 14
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2013-07-24 04:48:10 PM
5 votes:
Pffft. I'm perfectly capable of discerning between the accelerometer and the deceleratrix.
2013-07-24 06:05:27 PM
4 votes:
ikoupon.com
2013-07-24 05:17:30 PM
3 votes:

blatz514: I brought my best friend and my boss along when I went car shopping in March. Then the second time around I brought a girl.


I read that as "bought a girl" for a second and had to pause for a WTF? moment.
2013-07-24 08:37:11 PM
2 votes:
EnglishMajor:

.   Each time the sales person tried to make me wait in their cubicle, I walked out after 7  minutes (I just like the number).

My strategy: I start singing. Loudly, with the piped in music, or with my earphones in. I ask the sales dudes to dance with me in the middle of the showroom, while my salesperson is "off in the back checking with the manager" etc. I am a large, older woman. You do NOT want me singing and dancing in your showroom. They always seem to find time to hurry up my paperwork and not make me wait.
2013-07-24 06:25:34 PM
2 votes:

garumph: Russ1642: blatz514: Huh, I must be viewed as a girl then.  I brought my best friend and my boss along when I went car shopping in March.  Then the second time around I brought a girl.

/doesn't know shiat about cars
//does know when to put in winter air into the tires

Winter air? You've been scammed. LOL.

Totally! If you use spring or fall air you can run the same air all year and no screwing around paying premium price for winter and summer air.


I fill my tires with a carefully controlled mix of 80% nitrogen and 20% oxygen.
2013-07-24 07:57:31 PM
1 votes:
How to buy a car:

Go during the last three days of the month. Pick the car you want. Ask them to give you the best deal they can.

Say "that's not good enough."

Repeat this phrase to every offer they make.

Be prepared to walk out and have them call you to come back.

When they get to free oil changes and car washes, they're done. Buy the car.

Be prepared for this to take 4 hours.
2013-07-24 07:54:36 PM
1 votes:
ginormasource.com

Great! Now if there was only some way to teach them to drive the cars as well.
2013-07-24 06:42:21 PM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Wait, women can drive now? Since when? I always thought what looked like women drivers were just hippies, beatniks, and curiously strange men.


Yeah, some clever but foolish person invented the "automatic" transmission, and it's all gone downhill ever since.
2013-07-24 06:29:44 PM
1 votes:
Buying the car is easy. The hard part for chicks is driving the car.
2013-07-24 06:20:09 PM
1 votes:

Russ1642: blatz514: Huh, I must be viewed as a girl then.  I brought my best friend and my boss along when I went car shopping in March.  Then the second time around I brought a girl.

/doesn't know shiat about cars
//does know when to put in winter air into the tires

Winter air? You've been scammed. LOL.


Totally! If you use spring or fall air you can run the same air all year and no screwing around paying premium price for winter and summer air.
2013-07-24 06:16:11 PM
1 votes:
"As a man, you're [sic] commercials embarrass me," posted a man. "The notion that women need a 'dude' to navigate the apparent labyrinth that is the automotive market is not only incorrect, its out-dated and offensive ... It is possible to appeal to one gender without degrading another."

a woman would've used better grandma.
2013-07-24 06:10:13 PM
1 votes:
Just ask these guys:

www.blogcdn.com
2013-07-24 06:06:11 PM
1 votes:
miss diminutive
Pffft. I'm perfectly capable of discerning between the accelerometer and the deceleratrix.


The deceleratrix will cost extra.
2013-07-24 05:02:18 PM
1 votes:
Huh, I must be viewed as a girl then.  I brought my best friend and my boss along when I went car shopping in March.  Then the second time around I brought a girl.

/doesn't know shiat about cars
//does know when to put in winter air into the tires
 
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