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(News9 Oklahoma)   In a case of murder most fowl, man arrested for drowning ducks...in acid   (news9.com) divider line 75
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2013-07-24 04:46:45 PM
Aciduck would be a heck of a band name
 
2013-07-24 04:50:24 PM
i.canvasugc.com
 
2013-07-24 05:02:01 PM
WTF, humanity?
 
2013-07-24 05:02:12 PM
He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044
 
2013-07-24 05:02:35 PM
I mean, sure, murder as many Canada Geese as you can possibly get your hands on...but a duck?!
 
2013-07-24 05:06:19 PM

Lando Lincoln: I mean, sure, murder as many Canada Geese as you can possibly get your hands on...but a duck?!


^This^

Don't forget about gulls too.
 
2013-07-24 05:11:14 PM
Sorta puts that whole foie gras thing in perspective, doesn't it, hippies?
 
2013-07-24 05:14:51 PM

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Bonus points if those guys are Normans!
 
2013-07-24 05:19:57 PM

Diogenes: Sorta puts that whole foie gras thing in perspective, doesn't it, hippies?


I thought foie gras was more a rich douchebag deal than a hippie douchebag one.
 
2013-07-24 05:23:54 PM

Boojum2k: Diogenes: Sorta puts that whole foie gras thing in perspective, doesn't it, hippies?

I thought foie gras was more a rich douchebag deal than a hippie douchebag one.


As a food, yes.  As a cause, no.  Some people consider the process of force feeding a duck or goose cruel.

As for me, I was just having a bit of fun.  Or at least trying.  THANKS!

;-)
 
2013-07-24 05:25:59 PM
Well, that escalated from poisoning pigeons in the park slowly.
 
2013-07-24 05:27:30 PM

Diogenes: As for me, I was just having a bit of fun. Or at least trying. THANKS!


Woo! Daily buzzkill points achieved!
 
2013-07-24 06:09:31 PM
I've watched enough Criminal Minds to be an expert here, and judging by the crime and the mugshot, this guy is a serial killer in the making.
 
2013-07-24 06:10:45 PM
It's rabbit season!
 
2013-07-24 06:12:02 PM
hopeliesat24framespersecond.files.wordpress.com

THIS. WILL. NOT. STAND.


sciencefiction.com
 
2013-07-24 06:12:15 PM
This person was clearly practicing for a murder. He wanted to know how effectively you could decompose flesh in acid before he committed his heinous atrocity.

Single bullet solution. This guy is going to kill unless we kill him first.
 
2013-07-24 06:12:59 PM
It's a fast way to get the feathers off.
 
2013-07-24 06:14:25 PM
Don't the Mexican drug cartel baddies already do that to humans?

Why yes, actually, they do. But I wouldn't exactly call it drowning. But it does involve acid. So there's that.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/02/23/mexican-cartel-diss ol ved-san-diego-victims-in-acid-prosecutors-say/
 
2013-07-24 06:18:25 PM
"Aflaa -- glurb"
 
2013-07-24 06:21:12 PM
I'm not going to let this get me down. I hope prosecutors cook his goose.
 
2013-07-24 06:21:16 PM

Blues_X: WTF, humanity?


I maintain that there is something deeply mentally wrong with people who practice deliberate cruelty on animals.  From what I remember of reading a former FBI agent's book, hurting animals is one of three basic signs that the FBI sees in people who eventually become serial killers.
 
2013-07-24 06:21:23 PM
I can't say I've ever personally met a guy named Clay that didn't have at least one severe mental or personality defect.
 
2013-07-24 06:23:19 PM
FTA: Police believe Clay killed the two ducks in muricatic acid because he was angry with his mother.

Thank God he wasn't angry with the ducks.
 
2013-07-24 06:25:42 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


Most fowl are just nasty creatures. I have no problem raising and eating the horrible little things.
 
2013-07-24 06:28:01 PM
Man, what a quack.

/It took this long?
//Seriously??
 
2013-07-24 06:29:07 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-24 06:32:33 PM
media.screened.com : RIP Duffy Duck
 
2013-07-24 06:35:10 PM
maybe he wanted to see if teh ducks could pass the acid test
 
2013-07-24 06:35:22 PM
duck seviche?
 
2013-07-24 06:36:13 PM
There goes my faith in humanity....again.
 
2013-07-24 06:37:18 PM
Well fark a duck!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
vpc
2013-07-24 06:42:52 PM

simplicimus: Well, that escalated from poisoning pigeons in the park slowly.


all... the... world seems in tune
on a spring afternoon...
 
2013-07-24 06:53:01 PM
Good thing he didn't boil some lobsters alive.
 
2013-07-24 06:55:14 PM
What's the deal with everyone killing ducks? Anyway, this is the MOST appropriate song for this situation.
 
2013-07-24 07:08:49 PM
What a farking...QUACK
 
2013-07-24 07:13:22 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


GOOD LORD!! That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! I have a nephew, now an adult, who used to watch that show over and over and over. To the Childhood Ruining Mobile!
 
2013-07-24 07:15:12 PM
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2013-07-24 07:19:11 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


... @_@ ...

/why oh why did i click
//cant stop giggling
///must be warped Wednesday
 
2013-07-24 07:32:12 PM
Man, this guy sounds like a REAL coq
 
2013-07-24 07:39:46 PM
This thread is just quackers.
 
2013-07-24 07:50:07 PM
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
 
2013-07-24 07:59:12 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Why a duck?
 
2013-07-24 08:08:30 PM
www.just-whatever.com
He just couldn't take it anymore.
 
2013-07-24 08:14:52 PM

MrHappyRotter: I can't say I've ever personally met a guy named Clay that didn't have at least one severe mental or personality defect.


i270.photobucket.com

Clay.   Bill Clay.
 
2013-07-24 08:19:58 PM
Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?
 
2013-07-24 08:35:42 PM
What, was he out of armagnac?
 
2013-07-24 08:36:30 PM

baronbloodbath: It's rabbit season!


i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-24 08:36:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-24 08:48:44 PM

Jesus McSordid: Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?


Sounds more steampunk?
 
2013-07-24 08:57:06 PM

Fano: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x298]


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Fak U Dolan !
 
2013-07-24 09:08:08 PM

Jesus McSordid: Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?


because that's what my mom calls it
 
2013-07-24 09:13:28 PM
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                                    Not happy, happy, happy
 
2013-07-24 09:26:40 PM
You can't be any more of a contemptible worm than somebody who sadistically abuses animals.
 
2013-07-24 09:41:13 PM
Anyone who would ever do something as cruel and horrific as that to any living creature does not deserve to live.  Take him out back and put a bullet in his head.
 
2013-07-24 09:43:24 PM
If you ever see someone making duck lips be sure to yell out at them, "AFLAC!"
 
2013-07-24 09:49:13 PM

Jesus McSordid: Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?


This. I had to look it up. Are they referencing an alchemist's cookbook or something? Was there quicksilver involved? How about mephitic air?

And I'm glad they were specific about what he used to kill the ducks. Clearly it wouldn't have been as bad if he'd drowned them in acetic acid, right?

/Poor ducks
 
2013-07-24 09:54:01 PM
Why'd you kill that bird, asshole?
 
2013-07-24 09:54:50 PM

farkingismybusiness: Why'd you kill that bird, asshole?


Doh. Threw away my In the Line of Fire Malkovich pic.
 
2013-07-24 10:05:41 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Blues_X: WTF, humanity?

I maintain that there is something deeply mentally wrong with people who practice deliberate cruelty on animals.  From what I remember of reading a former FBI agent's book, hurting animals is one of three basic signs that the FBI sees in people who eventually become serial killers.


The other two:
* arson
* serial bed-wetting
 
2013-07-24 10:09:55 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


I don't think that male ducks are rapists. Female ducks are just always asking for it.
 
2013-07-24 10:13:33 PM

Jesus McSordid: Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?


When you buy it at a pool supply store, it's called muriatic acid. Guess it sounds nicer.
 
2013-07-24 10:19:08 PM

maltedmothball: Fano: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x298]

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Fak U Dolan !


y u drwn me Gooby?
 
2013-07-24 10:20:35 PM
Murder most fowl? Not enough, I must murder ALL FOWL!
 
2013-07-24 10:32:28 PM

Lando Lincoln: Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044

I don't think that male ducks are rapists. Female ducks are just always asking for it.


Even the dead ones?
 
2013-07-24 11:03:16 PM

Canton: Jesus McSordid: Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?

This. I had to look it up. Are they referencing an alchemist's cookbook or something? Was there quicksilver involved? How about mephitic air?

And I'm glad they were specific about what he used to kill the ducks. Clearly it wouldn't have been as bad if he'd drowned them in acetic acid, right?

/Poor ducks


Muriatic acid is what they call it at hardware stores, in a lot of industrial sites, and the like. Not sure why they still use that name in that context, but it's there. And yes, you can buy it at the hardware store. It's with the heavy- duty cleansers and/ or paint prep supplies. Often used to clean concrete and brick prior to painting.
 
2013-07-24 11:06:18 PM

Boojum2k: Lando Lincoln: Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044

I don't think that male ducks are rapists. Female ducks are just always asking for it.

Even the dead ones?


Especially the dead ones.
 
2013-07-24 11:17:04 PM
snag.gy
 
2013-07-24 11:20:24 PM
Question:What Is Muriatic Acid?Answer:Muriatic acid is one of the names for hydrochloric acid. It is also known as  spirits of salt or  acidum salis. "Muriatic" means "pertaining to brine or salt". The chemical formula for muriatic acid is HCl.
 
2013-07-24 11:47:00 PM

Canton: This. I had to look it up. Are they referencing an alchemist's cookbook or something? Was there quicksilver involved? How about mephitic air?

And I'm glad they were specific about what he used to kill the ducks. Clearly it wouldn't have been as bad if he'd drowned them in acetic acid, right?


I was thinking more of ascorbic acid. Lemon duck. Duck a l'orange. Mmmmm.
 
2013-07-25 12:21:26 AM

Jesus McSordid: Canton: This. I had to look it up. Are they referencing an alchemist's cookbook or something? Was there quicksilver involved? How about mephitic air?

And I'm glad they were specific about what he used to kill the ducks. Clearly it wouldn't have been as bad if he'd drowned them in acetic acid, right?

I was thinking more of ascorbic acid. Lemon duck. Duck a l'orange. Mmmmm.


wabbit season
 
2013-07-25 12:39:42 AM
splicetoday.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-25 12:42:16 AM
http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h- 8 84022044

for some reason, i just dont care about ducks anymore...
 
2013-07-25 12:48:19 AM
He's broken, and should be sent to The Island Of The Misfit Toys.
I hope his mother knows that she's "on deck", and it's only a matter of time.
 
2013-07-25 07:27:15 AM

hailin: Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044

Most fowl are just nasty creatures. I have no problem raising and eating the horrible little things.


I agree with you; however, there IS a difference between a humane dispatch and slow, painful, lingering death.
 
2013-07-25 09:54:03 AM

Galileo's Daughter: Blues_X: WTF, humanity?

I maintain that there is something deeply mentally wrong with people who practice deliberate cruelty on animals.  From what I remember of reading a former FBI agent's book, hurting animals is one of three basic signs that the FBI sees in people who eventually become serial killers.


The other two were bed-wetting and excessive time spent on Fark.
 
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