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(News9 Oklahoma)   In a case of murder most fowl, man arrested for drowning ducks...in acid   (news9.com) divider line 75
    More: Sad, Oklahoma City, Cleveland County, norman, Oklahoma County  
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2013-07-24 04:46:45 PM
Aciduck would be a heck of a band name
 
2013-07-24 04:50:24 PM
i.canvasugc.com
 
2013-07-24 05:02:01 PM
WTF, humanity?
 
2013-07-24 05:02:12 PM
He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044
 
2013-07-24 05:02:35 PM
I mean, sure, murder as many Canada Geese as you can possibly get your hands on...but a duck?!
 
2013-07-24 05:06:19 PM

Lando Lincoln: I mean, sure, murder as many Canada Geese as you can possibly get your hands on...but a duck?!


^This^

Don't forget about gulls too.
 
2013-07-24 05:11:14 PM
Sorta puts that whole foie gras thing in perspective, doesn't it, hippies?
 
2013-07-24 05:14:51 PM

miss diminutive: [i.canvasugc.com image 600x494]


Bonus points if those guys are Normans!
 
2013-07-24 05:19:57 PM

Diogenes: Sorta puts that whole foie gras thing in perspective, doesn't it, hippies?


I thought foie gras was more a rich douchebag deal than a hippie douchebag one.
 
2013-07-24 05:23:54 PM

Boojum2k: Diogenes: Sorta puts that whole foie gras thing in perspective, doesn't it, hippies?

I thought foie gras was more a rich douchebag deal than a hippie douchebag one.


As a food, yes.  As a cause, no.  Some people consider the process of force feeding a duck or goose cruel.

As for me, I was just having a bit of fun.  Or at least trying.  THANKS!

;-)
 
2013-07-24 05:25:59 PM
Well, that escalated from poisoning pigeons in the park slowly.
 
2013-07-24 05:27:30 PM

Diogenes: As for me, I was just having a bit of fun. Or at least trying. THANKS!


Woo! Daily buzzkill points achieved!
 
2013-07-24 06:09:31 PM
I've watched enough Criminal Minds to be an expert here, and judging by the crime and the mugshot, this guy is a serial killer in the making.
 
2013-07-24 06:10:45 PM
It's rabbit season!
 
2013-07-24 06:12:02 PM
hopeliesat24framespersecond.files.wordpress.com

THIS. WILL. NOT. STAND.


sciencefiction.com
 
2013-07-24 06:12:15 PM
This person was clearly practicing for a murder. He wanted to know how effectively you could decompose flesh in acid before he committed his heinous atrocity.

Single bullet solution. This guy is going to kill unless we kill him first.
 
2013-07-24 06:12:59 PM
It's a fast way to get the feathers off.
 
2013-07-24 06:14:25 PM
Don't the Mexican drug cartel baddies already do that to humans?

Why yes, actually, they do. But I wouldn't exactly call it drowning. But it does involve acid. So there's that.

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/02/23/mexican-cartel-diss ol ved-san-diego-victims-in-acid-prosecutors-say/
 
2013-07-24 06:18:25 PM
"Aflaa -- glurb"
 
2013-07-24 06:21:12 PM
I'm not going to let this get me down. I hope prosecutors cook his goose.
 
2013-07-24 06:21:16 PM

Blues_X: WTF, humanity?


I maintain that there is something deeply mentally wrong with people who practice deliberate cruelty on animals.  From what I remember of reading a former FBI agent's book, hurting animals is one of three basic signs that the FBI sees in people who eventually become serial killers.
 
2013-07-24 06:21:23 PM
I can't say I've ever personally met a guy named Clay that didn't have at least one severe mental or personality defect.
 
2013-07-24 06:23:19 PM
FTA: Police believe Clay killed the two ducks in muricatic acid because he was angry with his mother.

Thank God he wasn't angry with the ducks.
 
2013-07-24 06:25:42 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


Most fowl are just nasty creatures. I have no problem raising and eating the horrible little things.
 
2013-07-24 06:28:01 PM
Man, what a quack.

/It took this long?
//Seriously??
 
2013-07-24 06:29:07 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-24 06:32:33 PM
media.screened.com : RIP Duffy Duck
 
2013-07-24 06:35:10 PM
maybe he wanted to see if teh ducks could pass the acid test
 
2013-07-24 06:35:22 PM
duck seviche?
 
2013-07-24 06:36:13 PM
There goes my faith in humanity....again.
 
2013-07-24 06:37:18 PM
Well fark a duck!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
vpc
2013-07-24 06:42:52 PM

simplicimus: Well, that escalated from poisoning pigeons in the park slowly.


all... the... world seems in tune
on a spring afternoon...
 
2013-07-24 06:53:01 PM
Good thing he didn't boil some lobsters alive.
 
2013-07-24 06:55:14 PM
What's the deal with everyone killing ducks? Anyway, this is the MOST appropriate song for this situation.
 
2013-07-24 07:08:49 PM
What a farking...QUACK
 
2013-07-24 07:13:22 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


GOOD LORD!! That's the greatest thing I've ever seen! I have a nephew, now an adult, who used to watch that show over and over and over. To the Childhood Ruining Mobile!
 
2013-07-24 07:15:12 PM
static.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-24 07:19:11 PM

Boojum2k: He probably saw this and developed a hatred for ducks:

http://io9.com/scientifically-accurate-ducktales-is-a-cavalcade-of-h -8 84022044


... @_@ ...

/why oh why did i click
//cant stop giggling
///must be warped Wednesday
 
2013-07-24 07:32:12 PM
Man, this guy sounds like a REAL coq
 
2013-07-24 07:39:46 PM
This thread is just quackers.
 
2013-07-24 07:50:07 PM
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
 
2013-07-24 07:59:12 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Why a duck?
 
2013-07-24 08:08:30 PM
www.just-whatever.com
He just couldn't take it anymore.
 
2013-07-24 08:14:52 PM

MrHappyRotter: I can't say I've ever personally met a guy named Clay that didn't have at least one severe mental or personality defect.


i270.photobucket.com

Clay.   Bill Clay.
 
2013-07-24 08:19:58 PM
Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?
 
2013-07-24 08:35:42 PM
What, was he out of armagnac?
 
2013-07-24 08:36:30 PM

baronbloodbath: It's rabbit season!


i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-24 08:36:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-24 08:48:44 PM

Jesus McSordid: Why the fark do people insist on calling Hydrochloric acid "muriatic"?


Sounds more steampunk?
 
2013-07-24 08:57:06 PM

Fano: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x298]


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Fak U Dolan !
 
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