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(ESPN)   NFL player (who didn't even kill anyone that we know of) rescues a family from a burning car   (espn.go.com) divider line 28
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2013-07-24 02:25:56 PM  
Jonathan "Tig" Willard

Do we know if Mitt Romney had any illegitimate black children?
 
2013-07-24 02:26:12 PM  
So he pulled a Zimmerman?
 
2013-07-24 02:32:38 PM  
We don't know what he didn't do in 1990 though.
 
2013-07-24 02:37:11 PM  
Meh. Chuck Norris would have saved the family, the dog and roundhouse kicked the fire out.
 
2013-07-24 02:40:03 PM  

ongbok: Meh. Chuck Norris would have saved the family, the dog and roundhouse kicked the fire out.


Did FARK just become Barrens chat?
 
2013-07-24 02:40:51 PM  

redmid17: We don't know what he didn't do in 1990 though.


He was born in 1990* so I think we have a pretty good idea what he did.

*in other news, there are players in the NFL who were born in 1990
 
2013-07-24 02:43:30 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: So he pulled a Zimmerman?


Zimmerman killed someone.

/used an affirmative defense to an unlawful killing
 
2013-07-24 02:47:44 PM  

BunkoSquad: redmid17: We don't know what he didn't do in 1990 though.

He was born in 1990* so I think we have a pretty good idea what he did.

*in other news, there are players in the NFL who were born in 1990


There are NFL players who were born in 1991 and 1992.

/way to ruin the joke man
 
2013-07-24 02:51:53 PM  

redmid17: There are NFL players who were born in 1991 and 1992.

/way to ruin the joke man


Sorry about that, I was still coming to terms with the fact that there are pro teams all of a sudden with coaches younger than me, so I wanted to try to make other people feel old too
 
2013-07-24 02:58:02 PM  
Wow.  College graduate, Clemson football standout, signed into the NFL as a member of the first place Tennessee Titans, can now add "hero" to his resume'.  Impressive.
 
2013-07-24 03:17:58 PM  
The sad followup was when Aaron Hernandez ran up and shoved the family back in the car.
 
2013-07-24 03:18:17 PM  
There's still time, rook
 
2013-07-24 03:18:46 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Wow.  College graduate, Clemson football standout, signed into the NFL as a member of the first place Tennessee Titans, can now add "hero" to his resume'.  Impressive.


This story happened in 2008?
 
2013-07-24 03:21:22 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The sad followup was when Aaron Hernandez ran up and shoved  shot the family back into the car.


FTFY
 
2013-07-24 03:30:21 PM  

booztravlr: Nana's Vibrator: Wow.  College graduate, Clemson football standout, signed into the NFL as a member of the first place Tennessee Titans, can now add "hero" to his resume'.  Impressive.

This story happened in 2008?


Everyone is in first place in pre-season
 
2013-07-24 03:32:30 PM  

booztravlr: Nana's Vibrator: Wow.  College graduate, Clemson football standout, signed into the NFL as a member of the first place Tennessee Titans, can now add "hero" to his resume'.  Impressive.

This story happened in 2008?


Everyone's in first place for the next 5 or 6 weeks!
 
2013-07-24 03:52:12 PM  
The funny part to me was how the first reactions I saw from Tiger fans were about how Clowney wouldn't have done it. They should charge him rent for the space he is taking up in their heads right now. Cannot wait for FB season
 
2013-07-24 04:07:03 PM  
He's the Anti-Hernandez! :D
 
2013-07-24 04:16:54 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-24 05:19:37 PM  

Digitalstrange: The funny part to me was how the first reactions I saw from Tiger fans were about how Clowney wouldn't have done it. They should charge him rent for the space he is taking up in their heads right now. Cannot wait for FB season


There's certain fanbases that are more concerned with hating their rival/big brother than they are about their own team. Michigan State and Michigan, Auburn and Alabama, and of course S. Carolina's unhealthy obsession with the far superior (athletically and academically) Clemson Tigers.
 
2013-07-24 06:13:52 PM  

neuroflare: ongbok: Meh. Chuck Norris would have saved the family, the dog and roundhouse kicked the fire out.

Did FARK just become Barrens chat?



I'm a little ashamed to admit that I chuckled at this.

/anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
 
2013-07-24 08:03:28 PM  
What's with all these burning cars lately?
 
2013-07-24 08:16:12 PM  

gameshowhost: JohnAnnArbor: So he pulled a Zimmerman?

Zimmerman killed someone.

/used an affirmative defense to an unlawful killing


The butthurt is still strong.  A court of law said there was a lack of evidence.  Unless you're a pre-cog, you can stfu about Zimmerman now...I'm sure there's 12-13 black on black murders every day in Chicago and Detroit that you can pretend to give a shiat about.
 
2013-07-24 10:44:54 PM  

Fade2black: gameshowhost: JohnAnnArbor: So he pulled a Zimmerman?

Zimmerman killed someone.

/used an affirmative defense to an unlawful killing

The butthurt is still strong.  A court of law said there was a lack of evidence.  Unless you're a pre-cog, you can stfu about Zimmerman now...I'm sure there's 12-13 black on black murders every day in Chicago and Detroit that you can pretend to give a shiat about.


We would, but you seem just as unwilling to do anything about those too. Makes one wonder.
 
2013-07-24 10:46:52 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-24 10:53:47 PM  

Fade2black: gameshowhost: JohnAnnArbor: So he pulled a Zimmerman?

Zimmerman killed someone.

/used an affirmative defense to an unlawful killing

The butthurt is still strong.  A court of law said there was a lack of evidence.  Unless you're a pre-cog, you can stfu about Zimmerman now...I'm sure there's 12-13 black on black murders every day in Chicago and Detroit that you can pretend to give a shiat about.


A) Zimmerman DID kill someone.
B) Self defense IS an affirmative defense.
C) A court of law said he killed someone BUT since it was self defense it wasn't a CRIMINAL killing.
D) Learn what words mean before you spout off.
 
2013-07-24 11:26:13 PM  

LoneWolf343: Fade2black: gameshowhost: JohnAnnArbor: So he pulled a Zimmerman?

Zimmerman killed someone.

/used an affirmative defense to an unlawful killing

The butthurt is still strong.  A court of law said there was a lack of evidence.  Unless you're a pre-cog, you can stfu about Zimmerman now...I'm sure there's 12-13 black on black murders every day in Chicago and Detroit that you can pretend to give a shiat about.

We would, but you seem just as unwilling to do anything about those too. Makes one wonder.


You say you do but you don't.
 
2013-07-25 07:01:19 AM  
Fark ESPN and their unrelated auto play videos. You could at least try and make them somewhat relevant to the story.
 
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