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(CNN) NewsFlash Royal couple names new baby after Zimmerman (since Carlos Danger was already taken)   (cnn.com) divider line 256
    More: NewsFlash, George Zimmerman, Kensington Palace, Princess of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall, head of state  
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2013-07-24 02:02:08 PM  
This tagline is actually a combination of two that were submitted, unfortunately the system won't give a dual credit.  I owe both subbies a beer
 
2013-07-24 02:02:42 PM  
George Alexander Louis CK
 
2013-07-24 02:02:45 PM  
Interesting headline indeed
 
2013-07-24 02:03:05 PM  
I blame Bush.
 
2013-07-24 02:03:54 PM  
someone just won a lot of money
 
2013-07-24 02:03:55 PM  
Someone in a redlit thread noted that the names are all Seinfeld-related. :)
 
2013-07-24 02:03:59 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Appoves
 
2013-07-24 02:04:01 PM  
An episode of Seinfeld must have been on when they decided.

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2013-07-24 02:04:11 PM  
omgwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2013-07-24 02:04:13 PM  
I approve of this headline.
 
2013-07-24 02:04:23 PM  
Should have named him Ho Lee Fuk
 
2013-07-24 02:04:26 PM  
King George.... has a nice ring to it.
 
2013-07-24 02:04:31 PM  
G.A.L. 9000
 
2013-07-24 02:05:06 PM  
Danger is my middle name.
 
2013-07-24 02:05:19 PM  
Darn.  I had my money on Raymond Luxury-Yacht.
 
2013-07-24 02:05:20 PM  
News Flash? Really? This was worth sending an alert to my phone on Hey Fark?
 
2013-07-24 02:05:24 PM  
really? this one?
 
2013-07-24 02:06:16 PM  
I'm confused... do I drink?
 
2013-07-24 02:06:18 PM  
i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2013-07-24 02:06:23 PM  
It's the summer of George !
 
2013-07-24 02:07:07 PM  
At least they didn't go George Michael
 
2013-07-24 02:07:17 PM  

FlashHarry: really? this one?


The other Zimmerman thread was a dup so, in order to meet quota, Zimm had to come up somewhere.
 
2013-07-24 02:07:18 PM  
Thanks Obama!
 
2013-07-24 02:07:19 PM  

Drew: This tagline is actually a combination of two that were submitted, unfortunately the system won't give a dual credit.  I owe both subbies a beer


If only we knew someone in power could have that change made to the system...
 
2013-07-24 02:07:27 PM  

FarkedOver: King George.... has a nice ring to it.


www.wired.com
 
2013-07-24 02:07:36 PM  
lol
 
2013-07-24 02:07:55 PM  

Drew: I owe both subbies a beer


Promises - promises, man!

/still thirsty
 
2013-07-24 02:07:58 PM  
I can see it now: "GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!"
 
2013-07-24 02:07:59 PM  
Good, does this mean we stop hearing about it now?

Blow any more smoke up their asses and the media will think there's a new Pope
 
2013-07-24 02:08:22 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 02:08:23 PM  

FarkedOver: King George.... has a nice ring to it.


Didn't we already toss that guy out? I'm sure I read about it.

Yeah, we jumped out from behind bushes while the British came down the road in their bright red jackets. But never has a war been so courteously declared. It was on parchment with calligraphy, and "Your Highness, we beseech you on this day in Philadelphia to bite me," if you please.
 
2013-07-24 02:08:24 PM  
Gal. Literally Gal.
 
2013-07-24 02:08:34 PM  

Lorelle: Someone in a redlit thread noted that the names are all Seinfeld-related. :)


Oh, come on. Don't make this about something it isn't. The name is "about" nothing, you hear me?
 
2013-07-24 02:09:01 PM  
You'd think the Messiah was born.
 
2013-07-24 02:09:06 PM  
By George!

/I would've suggested something new
//Pope Francis chose a new name, why not a new name for the future King of the Commonwealth?
 
2013-07-24 02:09:13 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
I told you.
 
2013-07-24 02:09:22 PM  
img2-3.timeinc.netsharetv.orgupload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-24 02:10:00 PM  
Damn I had money down on Alexander as a first name.

Oh well
 
2013-07-24 02:10:02 PM  
www.cadenhead.org
 
2013-07-24 02:10:27 PM  
They named him George?? Madness, I say, madness.
 
2013-07-24 02:10:53 PM  
Why is Prince Charles's last name "George", but Prince Williams' "Louis"? Or am I missing something?
 
2013-07-24 02:10:55 PM  

Lorelle: Someone in a redlit thread noted that the names are all Seinfeld-related. :)


I would have gone with Mulva Babu Peterman.
 
2013-07-24 02:10:55 PM  
This is the worst abuse of the Newsflash tag since it was used to hock someone's free Conservative Humor(tm) book.
 
2013-07-24 02:11:19 PM  
At least he doesn't have any name that shares our baby's planned name. People would think we copied
 
2013-07-24 02:11:43 PM  
Jorge Alejandro Luis
 
2013-07-24 02:11:52 PM  

topcon: [i.imgur.com image 850x1108]


That's a whole bunch of people I hope get the most painful form of cancer to go along with their AIDS.
 
2013-07-24 02:11:55 PM  

NipplesMcGee: someone just won a lot small amount of money


Come on, we're talking royal names here. He was hardly going to be HRH Prince Shanuwe Elevator Coldstone Leadbottom of Cambridge, now, was he?

You had about a 1/100 chance of guessing this based on picking three random, male names of deceased Royals from the last 500 years, and putting them in a random order.

The name, like the child itself, is a non-event to which the great unwashed are paying entirely too much attention.
 
2013-07-24 02:11:59 PM  
France may not be happy about the "Louis" part.
 
2013-07-24 02:12:04 PM  

ArtosRC: Gal. Literally Gal.


That was the gist of my headline.
 
2013-07-24 02:12:21 PM  
All hail Boy George! Long live that queen.
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