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    More: Florida, Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, Safety Harbor  
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2013-07-24 02:16:53 PM
I saw that man and he said he wanted to kidnap a baby and he was making babies in the park and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
 
2013-07-24 02:17:05 PM
Pedophile?   Estranged and looking for his grandkid?  Lost and confused remembering his childhood more than his adulthood?   Who knows--now it's a police matter.
 
2013-07-24 02:18:10 PM
Yeah, Kids never make up stories, ever.
 
2013-07-24 02:18:11 PM
Bullshiat story. A child told them he said he wanted to kidnap a kid? Surely, that child could never be suspected of making crap up to spice up a dull story.
 
2013-07-24 02:19:17 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-24 02:19:22 PM
Maybe he was playing hide-and-seek with his kid.
 
2013-07-24 02:20:08 PM
I am unable to comprehend the mindset of an individual who would kidnap children. As someone who hates children, I cannot imagine willingly placing myself in a situation where I would necessarily be exposed to a child for any length of time.
 
2013-07-24 02:21:15 PM
Even more disturbing, deputies say a child told them they overheard the man saying he wanted to kidnap the children who were on the playground at the park.

Well yeah, because the kids parents put that in his head.
 
2013-07-24 02:23:22 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I saw that man and he said he wanted to kidnap a baby and he was making babies in the park and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me


Came here for this. Done in one.
 
2013-07-24 02:24:03 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Even more disturbing, deputies say a child told them they overheard the man saying he wanted to kidnap the children who were on the playground at the park.

Well yeah, because the kids parents put that in his head.


This. Im so sure the man was close enough for the kid to be in speaking distance and that he would say that
 
2013-07-24 02:24:27 PM

darth_badger: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]


I love me some Gary Numan.  Fortunately for him he is off the hook as he looks more like this these days:

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-24 02:24:42 PM
Parents are just pissed the creepy kidnapper didn't think their kids were worth taking.
 
2013-07-24 02:25:31 PM

Rhypskallion: Pedophile?   Estranged and looking for his grandkid?  Lost and confused remembering his childhood more than his adulthood?   Who knows--now it's a police matter.


Geocacher trying to get rid of kids.  I can't speak to this case but sometimes me use parts for reasons other than pedophila
 
2013-07-24 02:26:17 PM
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2013-07-24 02:26:22 PM

Cheron: sometimes me


sometimes men

/need new fingers
 
2013-07-24 02:27:10 PM

abfalter: darth_badger: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

I love me some Gary Numan.  Fortunately for him he is off the hook as he looks more like this these days:

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


I saw him last year and it was great.
 
2013-07-24 02:27:49 PM

Dimensio: I am unable to comprehend the mindset of an individual who would kidnap children. As someone who hates children, I cannot imagine willingly placing myself in a situation where I would necessarily be exposed to a child for any length of time.


I bet you're a blast at parties I can't go to because of my kid.
 
2013-07-24 02:29:47 PM
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2013-07-24 02:31:05 PM
Saying to whom?
 
2013-07-24 02:31:30 PM
www.iridetheharlemline.com
 
2013-07-24 02:34:34 PM

Rhypskallion: Pedophile?   Estranged and looking for his grandkid?  Lost and confused remembering his childhood more than his adulthood?   Who knows--now it's a police matter.


Csb time!

My dad and my uncle were in Orlando for a business thingy; they decided it would be a great idea to go to Disney World. So, they went; 2 old guys, no wives, no kids, no one else. I imagine that Disney security was following them around all day.
 
2013-07-24 02:36:44 PM

sboyle1020: [www.iridetheharlemline.com image 250x185]


Wait a minute...They didn't use that hat during the crusades...which means...fibonacci sequence...The guy is from France!
 
2013-07-24 02:36:50 PM
Spin the big wheel of mental disorders!
 
2013-07-24 02:37:29 PM
He should put it in drive and get the hell out of there.
 
2013-07-24 02:38:01 PM
well... was he hatless?
 
2013-07-24 02:38:24 PM

Sail The Wide Accountancy: sboyle1020: [www.iridetheharlemline.com image 250x185]

Wait a minute...They didn't use that hat during the crusades...which means...fibonacci sequence...The guy is from France!


Hey, Dan Brown; not everything has some convoluted hidden meaning!
 
2013-07-24 02:39:41 PM

machoprogrammer: HotWingConspiracy: Even more disturbing, deputies say a child told them they overheard the man saying he wanted to kidnap the children who were on the playground at the park.

Well yeah, because the kids parents put that in his head.

This. Im so sure the man was close enough for the kid to be in speaking distance and that he would say that



I'm trying to figure out how that comes up in conversation and to whom would he have been speaking? A stranger? An accomplice who didn't know why they were at the park? Was he making a mental note to himself?

/That kid is a liar
//Time for mom and dad to dust off a copy of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
 
2013-07-24 02:40:28 PM
Safety Harbor sounds pretty awesome.
 
2013-07-24 02:40:40 PM
stumptownblogger.typepad.com

I just wanted to go for a walk :(
 
2013-07-24 02:41:07 PM
 
2013-07-24 02:42:14 PM
I would totally use that excuse if it meant kids would leave me alone while I try to eat my damn lunch.
 
2013-07-24 02:43:27 PM
They caught him under the bridge eating beans from a can...

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2013-07-24 02:44:54 PM

iheartscotch: Rhypskallion: Pedophile?   Estranged and looking for his grandkid?  Lost and confused remembering his childhood more than his adulthood?   Who knows--now it's a police matter.

Csb time!

My dad and my uncle were in Orlando for a business thingy; they decided it would be a great idea to go to Disney World. So, they went; 2 old guys, no wives, no kids, no one else. I imagine that Disney security was following them around all day.


At least they stayed out of Legoland.
 
2013-07-24 02:45:17 PM
i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-24 02:45:20 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: machoprogrammer: HotWingConspiracy: Even more disturbing, deputies say a child told them they overheard the man saying he wanted to kidnap the children who were on the playground at the park.

Well yeah, because the kids parents put that in his head.

This. Im so sure the man was close enough for the kid to be in speaking distance and that he would say that


I'm trying to figure out how that comes up in conversation and to whom would he have been speaking? A stranger? An accomplice who didn't know why they were at the park? Was he making a mental note to himself?

/That kid is a liar
//Time for mom and dad to dust off a copy of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".


Part of being a proper villain is telling everyone what your plan is.
 
2013-07-24 02:47:01 PM
"He was hiding behind trees." Probably just taking a leak.
 
2013-07-24 02:50:55 PM

Dimensio: I am unable to comprehend the mindset of an individual who would kidnap children. As someone who hates children, I cannot imagine willingly placing myself in a situation where I would necessarily be exposed to a child for any length of time.


So it's all about you, eh?

You should like a typical child!
 
2013-07-24 02:51:41 PM
Turtle seen in ocean.home.comcast.net
 
2013-07-24 02:52:18 PM

sboyle1020: Dimensio: I am unable to comprehend the mindset of an individual who would kidnap children. As someone who hates children, I cannot imagine willingly placing myself in a situation where I would necessarily be exposed to a child for any length of time.

I bet you're a blast at parties I can't go to because of my kid.


I am too polite to inflict myself upon others by attending social gatherings.
 
2013-07-24 02:52:51 PM

iheartscotch: My dad and my uncle were in Orlando for a business thingy; they decided it would be a great idea to go to Disney World. So, they went; 2 old guys, no wives, no kids, no one else. I imagine that Disney security was following them around all day.


Now, was the uncle your dad's brother, or your mother's brother (dad's brother-in-law). It makes a difference, especially if they were making out on Small World.
 
2013-07-24 02:53:13 PM
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2013-07-24 02:53:41 PM

Dimensio: sboyle1020: Dimensio: I am unable to comprehend the mindset of an individual who would kidnap children. As someone who hates children, I cannot imagine willingly placing myself in a situation where I would necessarily be exposed to a child for any length of time.

I bet you're a blast at parties I can't go to because of my kid.

I am too polite to inflict myself upon others by attending social gatherings.


That's damn decent of you, I must say.
 
2013-07-24 02:54:35 PM
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I hear he's good. He'll get one of them.
 
2013-07-24 02:55:56 PM

Russ1642: iheartscotch: Rhypskallion: Pedophile?   Estranged and looking for his grandkid?  Lost and confused remembering his childhood more than his adulthood?   Who knows--now it's a police matter.

Csb time!

My dad and my uncle were in Orlando for a business thingy; they decided it would be a great idea to go to Disney World. So, they went; 2 old guys, no wives, no kids, no one else. I imagine that Disney security was following them around all day.

At least they stayed out of Legoland.


Two older business men at Disney World?  They just assumed they were a gay couple.
 
2013-07-24 02:56:03 PM
This is why I don't like kids or being in places where kids are the majority. I'm a tall scary looking motherfarker, as a rule kids don't like me as they can smell my bad vibes (same as how you'd feel if you were in the same room as someone who looks like he destroys lives for the amusement it provides him).
Rather than deal with the situation I just avoid the obnoxious little shiats, that way I don't get roped in for being scary, and they don't get split open and torn apart like a grape with my bare hands. That has never happened. Not even once.
 
2013-07-24 02:56:07 PM

Cheron: Cheron:

/need new fingers


That's what she said.
 
2013-07-24 02:56:10 PM

Russ1642: iheartscotch: Rhypskallion: Pedophile?   Estranged and looking for his grandkid?  Lost and confused remembering his childhood more than his adulthood?   Who knows--now it's a police matter.

Csb time!

My dad and my uncle were in Orlando for a business thingy; they decided it would be a great idea to go to Disney World. So, they went; 2 old guys, no wives, no kids, no one else. I imagine that Disney security was following them around all day.

At least they stayed out of Legoland.


I didn't know that was a thing. I looked it up and, apparently, there are several in the US. Too bad that I'm too old to go and not look like a creeper.

/ I'm too damn old to do anything fun!
 
2013-07-24 02:57:08 PM
"Even more disturbing, deputies say a child told them they overheard the man saying he wanted to kidnap the children who were on the playground at the park. "

to whom was the man saying this?

kids say the darnedest things
 
2013-07-24 02:57:49 PM

Cytokine Storm: Was it this guy?


Thanks, that was hilarious.
 
2013-07-24 02:58:42 PM
oh I don't know. This one time, I went to go walk in a specific park (it would take me considerable effort to get there since I lacked a car at the time). Cold day, not many people around.  As I was walking up, I  heard a loud rustling noise like somebody running through bushes, then saw a chubby middle-aged white guy in sweat pants at the edge of the park area, half-hiding behind vegetation, looking in my direction. I turned around and walked home because I'm not into getting molested or flashed at the park by complete strangers. This could've been a huge misunderstanding, but eh in the big city it pays to be wary.

if it were up to me, I wouldn't arrest the guy in the park just for being suspicious, but I'd keep an eye on him fer sure.

i154.photobucket.com

\image stolen from somebody who had something about Paul Krugman apparently
 
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