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2013-07-24 01:57:09 PM
Funfact!  Shiatter Self-Portraitist is the largest growing interwebby employer!
 
2013-07-24 01:58:55 PM

Sending half-naked pictures of yourself as part of a job application isn't a good idea


Sooo... full-naked then?

*revises resume*
 
2013-07-24 01:59:04 PM
Works for congressmen.
 
2013-07-24 01:59:42 PM
Oh, please, like first year associates are good for anything else.
 
2013-07-24 01:59:59 PM
Looks like he might need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-07-24 02:00:03 PM
Unless you're applying at the Gold Club.
 
2013-07-24 02:01:01 PM
That's right folks. Sending a naked picture of yourself is wrong. You should deliver it in person...naked, of course.
 
2013-07-24 02:01:01 PM
Actually, it depends on the job and how attractive you are.
 
2013-07-24 02:02:03 PM
What if you're applying for a job as a porn actor, or a stripper? What then, smart guy?
 
2013-07-24 02:03:53 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: What if you're applying for a job as a porn actor, or a stripper? What then, smart guy?


Still not a good idea.  They need to see the whole package.
 
2013-07-24 02:06:22 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Sending half-naked pictures of yourself as part of a job application isn't a good idea


Sooo... full-naked then?


Yeah, none of that half assed shiat.
 
2013-07-24 02:06:35 PM

braedan: Actually, it depends on the job and how attractive you are.


Exactly.
 
2013-07-24 02:10:47 PM
Geraldo is leaving FOX?
 
2013-07-24 02:12:14 PM
Is a picture of Nicolas Cage better, then?
themmp.tv
 
2013-07-24 02:12:25 PM
What if the head of human resources is Miss Olive Oil. She's going to want to see those guns....
 
2013-07-24 02:16:12 PM

itsaidwhat: What if the head of human resources is Miss Olive Oil. She's going to want to see those guns....


Based on the fact that 2 of his 6 'Likes' are "Best Hot Men's" and "Yummy Men", I'm going to assume that he doesn't care what Miss (anybody) thinks...
 
2013-07-24 02:16:27 PM
That's some premo, uncut douche right there.
 
2013-07-24 02:17:31 PM
Unless you're applying for a job a stripper or something similar.
 
2013-07-24 02:19:28 PM
I'd reply, "do you even lift brah?"
 
2013-07-24 02:20:03 PM

dj_spanmaster: Is a picture of Nicolas Cage better, then?
[themmp.tv image 200x254]


No, never good.
 
2013-07-24 02:27:29 PM
......many of them are still struggling to find employment

Probably because there are way too many of them already. Sucks you studied so hard to become something people don't need more of.

But this backup plan will probably work once you find a gay lawyer willing to pay just to have you around the office. I give points for going all in. (so to speak)
 
2013-07-24 02:30:57 PM

for good or for awesome: That's some premo,  uncut douche right there.


Did you see a different set of pictures than I what I saw?
 
2013-07-24 02:40:28 PM
This ranks with the guy that sent a 17 minute video of how awesome he was with his resume.


Sorry, can't remember the guys name.
 
2013-07-24 02:40:30 PM
I can just imagine that job interview.  "yo yo yo biatches!  I'm here for da job, I knows you gonna gimme it! No doubt!"
 
2013-07-24 02:43:06 PM
Exhibit 1 that a law degree does not a career make.  What are the odds that he graduated in the bottom 20% of his class if he doesn't even mention his grades in the first e-mail?  I predict he'll hang his shingle, run deeply into debt, then take a non-legal job that pays the bills (but not the student loans).  His saving grace may be some middle-aged gay attorney who wants some eye candy in the office.
 
2013-07-24 02:43:32 PM

PluckYew: Looks like he might need to be at the gym

 "Naked Hangout Club" from yesterday in 26 minutes.

ftfy
 
2013-07-24 02:44:51 PM
If a university can prove that a graduate student plagiarized sections of their master's thesis or dissertation, the MA/MS or PhD can be retroactively revoked.

My question is, how bad does behavior have to get for Villanova to say, "You know, we just don't want this guy to be able to claim us, and we hereby revoke his JD"?
 
2013-07-24 02:45:33 PM

braedan: Actually, it depends on the job and how attractive you are.


If you're attractive enough, the job doesn't even matter.
 
2013-07-24 02:49:53 PM

Gonz: braedan: Actually, it depends on the job and how attractive you are.

If you're attractive enough, the job doesn't even matter.


I came here to say this...  It's true, sending any picture of me along with a resume doesn't help, but as someone who does dig through piles of resumes from time to time trying to find reasons to interview people...  well, I'll just say I can imagine a scenario in which it would help certain people.

/jus sayin
 
2013-07-24 02:51:45 PM

Gonz: If you're attractive enough...


Let me stop you right there...I am.
 
2013-07-24 02:53:05 PM

stuhayes2010: This ranks with the guy that sent a 17 minute video of how awesome he was with his resume. Sorry, can't remember the guys name.


Aleksey Vayner, aka, Yet Another Retard who Died of a Drug Overdose.
 
2013-07-24 02:55:48 PM
Unless you are running for Mayor in NYC
 
2013-07-24 02:56:05 PM

Fear the Clam: stuhayes2010: This ranks with the guy that sent a 17 minute video of how awesome he was with his resume. Sorry, can't remember the guys name.

Aleksey Vayner, aka, Yet Another Retard who Died of a Drug Overdose.


heh.  nice to get an update, it seems like you never hear what happens to people after their 15 minutes are up.  that said, what a maroon.
 
2013-07-24 03:05:10 PM
I cant believe nobody posted a pic of JFP.

/too lazy to post a pic of JFP
 
2013-07-24 03:08:00 PM
They should have been in black and white. B&W makes everything more classy and "artistic".
 
2013-07-24 03:09:40 PM
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2013-07-24 03:12:31 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Gonz: If you're attractive enough...

Let me stop you right there...I am.


Busted a guy on this reply. Thanks
 
2013-07-24 03:13:04 PM

Theaetetus: Oh, please, like first year associates are good for anything else.


I read that in his voice.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-24 03:14:18 PM
Sending half-naked pictures of yourself as part of a job application isn't a good idea
oh, crap.
 
2013-07-24 03:16:25 PM
Anyway, he's good-looking and I'd hit it, if it didn't shrivel up at the thought of hitting me back. Apparently, he plays on the other team.
 
2013-07-24 03:18:50 PM
"Resume Job Qualifications -
I'm a 60-second-amendment man."

/to the tune of "60 minute man."

//for the uninitiated

http://youtu.be/OpQuNY3XFI0

///you are very welcome and you can hear what I did with that...
 
2013-07-24 03:20:35 PM

braedan: Actually, it depends on the job and how attractive you are.


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2013-07-24 03:27:46 PM
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Approves!
 
2013-07-24 03:36:14 PM
Maybe he could get hired if he worked that puny chest a little.

/ 26 minutes
 
2013-07-24 03:37:06 PM

stuhayes2010: This ranks with the guy that sent a 17 minute video of how awesome he was with his resume.

Sorry, can't remember the guys name.


cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-07-24 03:45:41 PM
Tfa sez he didn't send the pic, he sent a letter with almost no relevant personal information, which leads the letter recipients to naturally google him. Second problem, independently, was his low privacy settings on social sites making embarrassing info among the top results.

Entirely different than directly sending the pic to employers.

/reading is FUNdimental
 
2013-07-24 03:47:57 PM

evilmousse: Tfa sez he didn't send the pic, he sent a letter with almost no relevant personal information, which leads the letter recipients to naturally google him. Second problem, independently, was his low privacy settings on social sites making embarrassing info among the top results.

Entirely different than directly sending the pic to employers.

/reading is FUNdamental


/Spelling even moreso...
//FTFY
 
2013-07-24 03:54:07 PM
I had a girl submit a resume to our company three times (for three different jobs) and each one was sent with a cover letter with a picture of her.  The picture looked like it was taken with a cell phone or web cam, and was of her sitting at her kitchen table apparently wearing a blazer with nothing underneath.

To this day I wonder if she meant to send that photo or if someone swapped the photo out on the word doc and she never noticed.
 
2013-07-24 03:55:59 PM
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Is he even in the U.S.? He's got Cyrillic writing on his shirt. I think he might be Russian. Maybe Ukraine or Belarus.
 
2013-07-24 04:04:51 PM
God, I can just smell the Eau D'ouchebag oozing from his pores.
 
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