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(Bubblews)   Awww... Royal Babies. They're all cuddly and cute. Until they grow up to be the Anti-Christ and stuff   (bubblews.com) divider line 65
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2013-07-24 01:57:29 PM
Actually, Dice seems to be lampooning those who claim to believe the baby, still unnamed, may one day become the fabled character fated to battle Christianity in a bid to enslave the entire world in a trap designed by Satan himself. But, by pushing the theory, Dice actually helps to perpetuate the idea, especially in the minds of those who have not yet formed the thought or made the connection.

And by making this a newsworthy story you're simply spreading the idea to countless people who would've never heard of this crackpot and his bullshiat.

Good jorb, BubbleNews.
 
2013-07-24 03:02:24 PM
It's about time the anti-Christ showed up.
 
2013-07-24 03:28:52 PM
I thought we had clearly agreed that the anti-Christ was the unborn spawn of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger.
 
2013-07-24 03:42:47 PM
The Onion has been doing an awesome series of articles on the whole thing.  Link
 
2013-07-24 03:44:24 PM

downstairs: The Onion has been doing an awesome series of articles on the whole thing.  Link


Came here to say this.  It's been great.
 
2013-07-24 03:45:10 PM
images.encyclopediadramatica.se
 
2013-07-24 03:48:18 PM
What do I say?

Stop working the troll's cock and balls. The attention gets this guy off.
 
2013-07-24 03:48:22 PM
I love Youtube crazies, and this guy carries crazy in a bucket.
 
2013-07-24 03:48:55 PM
Is that Royal Babies?  I thought the anti christ thing was all about Popes.
 
2013-07-24 03:48:58 PM
I'll sack up and admit that the part of my brain that enjoys comic books and "Falling Skies" thought to itself, "I wonder if THIS is the antichrist finally."

/yes, different parts of my brain think paradoxical thoughts in parallel
//I'm a man, after all
///it's called compartmentalization
////and that's all the mansplanation you're going to get
 
2013-07-24 03:51:39 PM
I really need to start a blog and make up total bullshiat about the Royal Baby so I can get some impressions.
 
2013-07-24 03:52:48 PM

downstairs: The Onion has been doing an awesome series of articles on the whole thing.  Link


I completely lost it at 'Royal Baby Has Father's Eyes'.
 
2013-07-24 03:53:11 PM

valkore: downstairs: The Onion has been doing an awesome series of articles on the whole thing.  Link

Came here to say this.  It's been great.


Thirded.
 
2013-07-24 03:53:33 PM
Screams and nightmares
Of a life I want
Can't see living this lie no
A world I haunt
You've lost all control of my
Heart and soul
Satan holds my future
Watch it unfold
I am the antichrist
It's what I was meant to be
Your God left me behind
And set my soul to be free
Watching disciples
Of the satanic rule
Pentagram of blood
Holds the jackal's truth
Searching for the answer
Christ hasn't come
Awaiting the final moment
The birth of satan's son
Screams,
From a life I live
Torment,
Is what I give
Torture,
Is what I love
The down fall,
Of the heavens above
I am the antichrist
All love is lost
Insanity is what I am
Eternally my soul will rot
ROT!... ROT!
 
2013-07-24 03:54:15 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Don't forgive them, Mother, for they know what they do!
 
2013-07-24 03:54:43 PM

Mugato: It's about time the anti-Christ showed up.


Oprah had that title for a while but it abdicated in favor of Honey Boo Boo
 
2013-07-24 03:58:30 PM
I think the former ambassador to Great Britain said it best:
"Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was conceived of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever."
 
2013-07-24 04:01:21 PM
Whew, I am so glad they named their child George instead of Sauron, otherwise I'd have bought into the whole thing!
 
2013-07-24 04:05:54 PM
controversy.wearscience.com
 
2013-07-24 04:08:33 PM
Bullshiat. That's Obama.

/expected this earlier
//leaving disappointed
 
2013-07-24 04:09:04 PM
The Antichrist was accidentally mixed up and by a Sister Mary Loquacious of the Chattering order, so instead of growing up to be a member of a certain royal Germanic family, he'll grow up in a bucolic neighborhood called Lower Tadfield.

"Actually, it was bloody beautiful. Just around this village it was superb. If Turner and Landseer had met Samuel Palmer in a pub and worked it all out, and then got Stubbs to do the horses, it couldn't have been better."

/probably not obscure here.
//I'll bet you didn't know that corgis are actually hellhounds.
 
2013-07-24 04:10:05 PM

Gosling: downstairs: The Onion has been doing an awesome series of articles on the whole thing.  Link

I completely lost it at 'Royal Baby Has Father's Eyes'.


The Onion's royal baby coverage has been absolutely fantastic since the first "editorial," but the "father's eyes" one is the high point so far.  I hope they keep this going periodically.
 
2013-07-24 04:11:36 PM
Is there a reason why anyone in the US (or the UK really) gives a shiat about the Royal Baby?
 
2013-07-24 04:13:12 PM
I never knew a perfectly ordinary child birth could draw some many lunatics out of the woodwork.
 
2013-07-24 04:21:41 PM
Not yet?
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-07-24 04:25:16 PM
Or perhaps... an Anarcheist?
userserve-ak.last.fm

/"no-o-o-o-o future for youuuuuu!"
 
2013-07-24 04:25:50 PM
Who knew attention whoring resulted on attention?
 
2013-07-24 04:34:19 PM
"It seems a strange way to mark what is a joyous occasion for millions around the world."

You know what I think? I think millions of people around the world are idiots.
 
2013-07-24 04:37:13 PM
o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-07-24 04:39:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 04:39:59 PM
Phfft! Obama's the Anti-Christ. Look at his eyes. Pure evil.
 
2013-07-24 04:40:36 PM
...Claims Royal Baby May Be The Anti-Christ

The baby may be the one who will cure cancer. Or he may be dead by age 7. He may be someone I'll have lunch with.

He may be a lot of things. A bit early to start the prognostications, isn't it?

/maybe
 
2013-07-24 04:40:41 PM
Not only are religious people extremely arrogant to think that they are somehow owed answers to questions like the meaning of life ... but they also tend to believe that all the shiat predicted in their magic books will happen in their lifetimes (even though this is way against the odds).

How self-important do you have to be to buy into all this crap?
 
2013-07-24 04:43:20 PM

fireclown: Is that Royal Babies?  I thought the anti christ thing was all about Popes.


I thought it was going to be Obama and/or Agenda 21.
 
2013-07-24 04:47:53 PM

anfrind: [controversy.wearscience.com image 450x450]


Right-click, save. I love this so much it hurts.
 
2013-07-24 04:48:18 PM
Came for some good omens. Disappoint.
 
2013-07-24 04:48:40 PM

Arkanaut: fireclown: Is that Royal Babies?  I thought the anti christ thing was all about Popes.

I thought it was going to be Obama and/or Agenda 21.


What the fark is Agenda 21?
 
2013-07-24 04:52:56 PM

anfrind: Arkanaut: fireclown: Is that Royal Babies?  I thought the anti christ thing was all about Popes.

I thought it was going to be Obama and/or Agenda 21.

What the fark is Agenda 21?


Just the latest fad in UN conspiracy theories:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_21
 
2013-07-24 04:54:45 PM

mark12A: Phfft! Obama's the Anti-Christ. Look at his eyes. Pure evil.


img197.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-24 04:57:01 PM

Mugato: Is there a reason why anyone in the US (or the UK really) gives a shiat about the Royal Baby?


It's another welfare baby that is socially acceptable to mock
 
2013-07-24 04:57:28 PM

bubo_sibiricus: The Antichrist was accidentally mixed up and by a Sister Mary Loquacious of the Chattering order, so instead of growing up to be a member of a certain royal Germanic family, he'll grow up in a bucolic neighborhood called Lower Tadfield.

"Actually, it was bloody beautiful. Just around this village it was superb. If Turner and Landseer had met Samuel Palmer in a pub and worked it all out, and then got Stubbs to do the horses, it couldn't have been better."

/probably not obscure here.
//I'll bet you didn't know that corgis are actually hellhounds.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-24 04:59:57 PM

gambitsgirl: Bullshiat. That's Obama.

/expected this earlier
//leaving disappointed


Sorry, I was late. Doing work outside ...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-24 05:02:42 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [o.onionstatic.com image 750x421]


wwwimage.cbsnews.com

Holy crap!
 
2013-07-24 05:03:09 PM
Not steel but, leaded iron.
 
2013-07-24 05:18:21 PM
lh6.ggpht.com

Oblig
 
2013-07-24 05:23:21 PM
As Defender of the Faith, can't the Queen have this heretic drawn and quartered?
 
2013-07-24 05:39:33 PM

Evil High Priest: Came for some good omens. Disappoint.


Then you need to re-read the thread.
 
2013-07-24 05:41:07 PM
So, if he's a crackpot and it's all bullshiat, WTF IS Jay(-| )Z doing with all of that tacky Illuminati symbolism?

I mean, c'mon, this guy makes comedy gold featuring southern California surf stoners!  See the video where he asks who the Vice President is.  Sure, it's man-in-the-street and that was old 20 years ago, but it's still good for some laughs.
 
2013-07-24 05:42:40 PM

ArcadianRefugee: ...Claims Royal Baby May Be The Anti-Christ

The baby may be the one who will cure cancer. Or he may be dead by age 7. He may be someone I'll have lunch with.

He may be a lot of things. A bit early to start the prognostications, isn't it?

/maybe


Yeah. Who knows if he's even a boy. I mean, they should let him choose what his gender role will be!

/referencing an image in an earlier thread
 
2013-07-24 05:43:38 PM
george the 23rd.

obscure?
 
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