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(Al Jazeera)   Afghan donkey bomber proves terrorists can be real asses   (aljazeera.com) divider line 25
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2013-07-24 01:55:46 PM
I did a little ass bombing myself this morning.
 
2013-07-24 01:56:05 PM
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2013-07-24 01:57:20 PM
My brother in-law did several tours over there and told me one of the favorite places to hide the roadside bombs was the body of a dead animal (donkey or camel)
Hard to imagine how badly it must suck to live or serve there!
 
2013-07-24 01:58:40 PM
Now that's a donkey with a real punch.
 
2013-07-24 01:58:44 PM
The Donkey Bombers is the name of my beer league hockey team.
 
2013-07-24 01:59:56 PM
This sounds like the next terrible euphemism for some terrible act in the bedroom.

"OH, the donkey punch is so last year.  When they get that drunk, I give them the afghan donkey bomber, and then I wait for the cops to arrive."
 
2013-07-24 02:00:21 PM
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RIP DON KING
 
2013-07-24 02:03:29 PM
How does an afghan terrorist break up with his girlfriend?

Inserts (donkey) bomb.

/once you can insert a bomb in the donkey - they just aren't as satisfying.
 
2013-07-24 02:07:37 PM

dallylamma: The Donkey Bombers is the name of my beer league hockey team.


The Donkey Bomber was my AVN stage name.
 
2013-07-24 02:25:16 PM
What is this, some kind of fart joke?
 
2013-07-24 02:31:11 PM
Sounds like a gay Cleveland Steamer..
 
2013-07-24 02:45:27 PM
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2013-07-24 02:55:10 PM
A suicide bomber has rode a donkey into an Afghan and NATO military convoy, killing three soldiers and their Afghan interpreter.

I'll bet the donkey ain't too happy, either.
 
2013-07-24 03:08:37 PM
Donkey Bomber says to "M": "Hey, I'm only counting 71 virgins? Aren't you shorting me one?"

and "M" says: "Well, YOU WASTED ONE on the trip in..."

/badda-bing
 
2013-07-24 03:10:49 PM
General Observation?
There must be a lot of money in Islam, a lot, somewhere.
 
2013-07-24 03:45:17 PM
How embarrassing, I've been calling them "Camel F#ckers" all this time...
 
2013-07-24 04:46:31 PM

Marcintosh: General Observation?
There must be a lot of money in Islam, a lot, somewhere.


Yes and no.
But before I explain, what did you have in mind?
 
2013-07-24 05:03:06 PM
When I first got to the Pech river valley, that was one of the items I was briefed on... Donkey (IED) bombs. its a very real threat. the donkeys are trained to run routes thru villages or anywhere all by themselves. a Taliban gets ahold of one and stuffs his pack full of explosives and sends him on his way... BOOM! creepy as hell!
 
2013-07-24 05:09:53 PM
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Those can be a btich.
 
2013-07-24 05:46:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=630o0YNBiSo

You are a donkey, Mister Danger!
 
2013-07-24 06:17:22 PM
Did you hear the one about the terrorist who tried to blow up a donkey?

He got arrested for bestiality

/that's not an air valve
 
2013-07-24 06:37:35 PM
I feel sorry for the ass.  But not the hole riding him.
 
2013-07-24 06:46:08 PM
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Weapons of ass destruction?
 
2013-07-24 08:01:37 PM
Also, isn't this a repeat from 201x?

I seem to recall this story (other than the homing dogs story).

You'd think the soldiers would go into overdrive every time they see a donkey rider.
But I digress, maybe donkey riders are the norm in that war-torn region.
 
2013-07-25 03:29:53 AM
A suicide bomber has rode a donkey into an Afghan and NATO military convoy, killing three soldiers and their Afghan interpreter.

Ow.
 
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