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(All Over Albany)   If only Anthony Weiner had seen this flowchart, he'd know when it is okay to text his junk   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Anthony Weiner, Saratoga Springs  
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13888 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2013 at 12:19 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-24 01:11:40 PM  
6 votes:
2013-07-24 12:44:17 PM  
6 votes:
2013-07-24 01:22:07 PM  
3 votes:
Isn't calling for Weiner to withdraw just a bit premature?
2013-07-24 01:20:22 PM  
2 votes:
It does seem to indicate poor self control and lack of consideration for the consequences of one's actions.  Those are not traits that I like in an executive.  Maybe if he were still just a legislator I would care less but he will have considerably more power as mayor of New York.

The guy only needed to do one thing and he was pretty much a shoo in to be the next mayor.  All he had to do was not send pictures of his junk to coeds.  Even that was too much for him.  Poor impulse control in a nutshell,
2013-07-24 12:50:11 PM  
2 votes:

Man On Pink Corner: [ image 638x437]

Mighty impressive junk you have there.
2013-07-24 12:32:48 PM  
2 votes:
Should have used ...
2013-07-24 12:00:19 PM  
2 votes:
Farkers should be well to remember this...
2013-07-24 06:20:10 PM  
1 vote:

Inchoate: Shtetl G: The guy only needed to do one thing and he was pretty much a shoo in to be the next mayor. All he had to do was not send pictures of his junk to coeds. Even that was too much for him. Poor impulse control in a nutshell,

These pix aren't new, just newly released. IIRC, the guy fessed up the first time around that other photos did exist and could surface in the future. yawn

reaperducer: It's called "character." You should look it up.
If someone can blow off their marriage vows -- the most important promise they will EVER make -- then what hope do we have of them keeping their word as a politician?
Really? Do we have to connect these dots for you? Are you that out of touch with reality?

Well bless your charming little heart.
As I mentioned already, marital infidelity among otherwise highly effective, successful, brilliant, or moral individuals is historically not at all uncommon. I think it reflects poorly on someone's personal character, but it just isn't, on its own, very convincing evidence that someone is also horrible at judgment and circumspection in all other elements of their life.
Oaths of office are also more important than marriage vows, on a public scale. Breaking the former has the potential to do more harm to far more people.

Weiner's dick pics are more like electronic flashing than marital infidelity. He should be wearing a trench coat in his photos.
2013-07-24 02:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
Just this morning on the way to daycare, listening to NPR, I told my 7 month old baby boy that no one EVER wants to see his junk.  Never, never, ever.  If something in his head tells him someone wants to see it, that voice is wrong.  The answer is never.  I will have this talk with him at least once a month for as long as I have a captive audience.  NEVER.  As soon as he can talk, I'm going to have him repeat after me: NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE YOUR JUNK.
2013-07-24 01:53:11 PM  
1 vote:

cbathrob: I wonder what's it's like to be born without a sense of shame.

Probably pretty awesome, I'd guess.
2013-07-24 01:46:25 PM  
1 vote:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Grow up son, women have hair.
2013-07-24 01:15:10 PM  
1 vote:

zepher: He was busy sending pictures of his junk to another woman at the same time he was telling People Magazine that he had changed, it was all part of his past and that therapy had helped him.
What a lying sack of shiat.
He is

a whore, which is simply another word for politician, all of whom are unfit to hold public office.
2013-07-24 12:54:04 PM  
1 vote:

Mose: They could replace that whole flowchart with just "NO."  Simple.


But they need a seperate one for females.

Are you hot?
Are you shaved
Do you have an exisiting tramp stamp proving you don't care what people think about you?
Then Yes. Otherwise no.
2013-07-24 12:46:30 PM  
1 vote:
Flowcharts have graphical rules. This one violates many of them.

It is impossible to follow the bottom of the chart. You basically need to go backwards through some of the links to get to certain spots.

Bad Bad Design.
2013-07-24 12:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
Ask yourself a simple question: "Would it cause problems for me if this picture was uploaded to the Internet and identified as being of me?"

If the answer is "yes," then do not upload the picture.
If the answer is "no," then you are wrong; go back to the previous paragraph and try again.
2013-07-24 12:36:52 PM  
1 vote:
They could replace that whole flowchart with just "NO."  Simple.
2013-07-24 12:33:40 PM  
1 vote:
Text pictures of abs yes junk no. Unless instead of a six pack you have a keg and then no
2013-07-24 12:32:42 PM  
1 vote:
I looked at that for about 20 seconds and quickly realized that it was too much work for the funny.

The not funny answer is of course "do not text a picture of your junk, ever". I'm not much fun at parties, either.
2013-07-24 12:28:40 PM  
1 vote:
What a dickish move
2013-07-24 12:21:50 PM  
1 vote:
He's always sticking his neck out.
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