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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman fingers ex-girlfriend in theft of three strap-on dildos from storage unit   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 88
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2013-07-24 11:00:31 AM
She just wanted a little something to remember her with.
 
2013-07-24 11:10:53 AM
Submitter, you may laugh, but good sex toys are an investment. I'd be mad too.
 
2013-07-24 11:14:18 AM
So they redact the name of the suspect and TSG decides the victim gets the mugshot routine? That's farked.
 
2013-07-24 11:20:30 AM
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Uh oh. Looks like TSG found John Connor.
 
2013-07-24 11:23:13 AM
Teen Ralph Macchio, you've got some explainin' to do.

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2013-07-24 11:48:57 AM
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2013-07-24 11:48:58 AM
$300.00 =  grand theft?

Although it gives me a smashing idea for a new game:  GTA - Grand Theft Autoerotica
 
2013-07-24 12:08:09 PM
She snatched the dildos and made off lickety split, didn't pussy-foot around.
 
2013-07-24 12:11:18 PM
♫  And she'll get on her knees and pray
She don't get tooled again... ♫
 
2013-07-24 12:39:05 PM

hardinparamedic: Submitter, you may laugh, but good sex toys are an investment. I'd be mad too.


A big this.
 
2013-07-24 12:39:12 PM
Hehehe. Subby said 'storage'.
 
2013-07-24 12:40:39 PM
Someone is getting the shaft.
 
2013-07-24 12:40:42 PM

hardinparamedic: Submitter, you may laugh, but good sex toys are an investment. I'd be mad too.


If they were so good, why were they in the storage unit?
 
2013-07-24 12:41:24 PM

Diogenes: $300.00 =  grand theft?

Although it gives me a smashing idea for a new game:  GTA - Grand Theft Autoerotica


i think in some states it's over $100 for grant theft.
 
2013-07-24 12:41:55 PM
Woman fing-

Awwwwwwwwwwww
ye-


*clicks on article*


*gasp*


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2013-07-24 12:42:35 PM
Well, she had to finger the crook - all her strapons had been stolen.
 
2013-07-24 12:43:28 PM
I've never heard it referred to as a "storage unit".  Must be a lesbian thing.
 
2013-07-24 12:43:49 PM
A teenage boy...oh, that's a woman? *blink* Real life lesbians are never as hot as porn implies they are, huh guys?
 
2013-07-24 12:44:07 PM
I realize they can be washed and what-not, but isn't it still a little uncouth to reuse sex toys from one partner to another?
 
2013-07-24 12:44:41 PM
You see these stories and you want the lesbians to look like Frederica Ridolfi but they actually look like Fred Savage instead...
 
2013-07-24 12:45:16 PM
She looks like a young Sean Astin.
 
2013-07-24 12:45:34 PM
she' just one of the guys
 
2013-07-24 12:45:36 PM
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2013-07-24 12:46:56 PM
They should put pictures of the missing dildoes on milk containers. Have you seen these dildoes?
 
2013-07-24 12:47:05 PM

hardinparamedic: Submitter, you may laugh, but good sex toys are an investment. I'd be mad too.


I knew someone who had a lot of sex toys including dildos and that person told me that if a relationship went bad, then you really didn't want to be reusing the dildos in a new relationship. Not that the dildoes couldn't be sterilized but it just seem inappropriate for the next person your with. But that could have just been her opinion.
 
2013-07-24 12:48:36 PM

kieran57: hardinparamedic: Submitter, you may laugh, but good sex toys are an investment. I'd be mad too.

If they were so good, why were they in the storage unit?


Because the wine warehouse was flooded.
 
2013-07-24 12:48:41 PM
Call out the bloodhunds and we'll track those dildos down.
 
2013-07-24 12:50:38 PM

PreMortem: So they redact the name of the suspect and TSG decides the victim gets the mugshot routine? That's farked.


I came here to say this.
 
2013-07-24 12:51:37 PM

skinink: I knew someone who had a lot of sex toys including dildos and that person told me that if a relationship went bad, then you really didn't want to be reusing the dildos in a new relationship. Not that the dildoes couldn't be sterilized but it just seem inappropriate for the next person your with. But that could have just been her opinion.


If you're not married to the person you're with, smart people will use a condom on their toys and keep it clean. Depending on how kinky you want to get, you can spend a good chunk on bedroom accessories.
 
2013-07-24 12:52:11 PM
...Cut the dildos in half
 
2013-07-24 12:52:24 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

It's been awhile since the Wonder Years...
 
2013-07-24 12:52:28 PM

skinink: hardinparamedic: Submitter, you may laugh, but good sex toys are an investment. I'd be mad too.

I knew someone who had a lot of sex toys including dildos and that person told me that if a relationship went bad, then you really didn't want to be reusing the dildos in a new relationship. Not that the dildoes couldn't be sterilized but it just seem inappropriate for the next person your with. But that could have just been her opinion.


Nah, I think I agree with her.
 
2013-07-24 12:52:48 PM
Person of Interest?

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/she needed them for her store
 
2013-07-24 12:54:17 PM
They went that-a-way ...

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2013-07-24 12:54:53 PM
I thought dildos were extinct.
 
2013-07-24 12:57:26 PM
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She just wanted to be Big
 
2013-07-24 12:57:45 PM

HKWolf: She looks like a young Sean Astin.


GOONIE!
 
2013-07-24 01:05:04 PM

Guadior42: Person of Interest?



/she needed them for her store


She's a fine girl
 
2013-07-24 01:06:55 PM
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Sad Bieber is sad.
 
2013-07-24 01:08:47 PM

Guadior42: Person of Interest?

[www.rnningfool.com image 624x352]

/she needed them for her store


Two of the biggest reasons to watch the show right there
 
2013-07-24 01:08:48 PM
Is her name Peggy?
 
2013-07-24 01:10:42 PM
Hard to believe the Weiner thread is just two posts below this one on the main board.

She could have given her finger a rest.  At least for a few minutes.
 
2013-07-24 01:11:15 PM
Great headline subby.

/multiple levels
 
2013-07-24 01:11:55 PM
She looks as if she would know her way around a modified wooden toilet roller.
 
2013-07-24 01:13:42 PM
I didn't spit my coffee onto my keyboard, but I WAS taking a sip of soup when I read the headline, and my stifled snicker caused me to blow a little boogie out of my left nostril.
 
2013-07-24 01:18:28 PM
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farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-24 01:20:07 PM
kieran57: "If they were so good, why were they in the storage unit?"

lesbians finally figured out that leaving most of their stuff in storage units was preferable to hitching up a U-haul for every second date?
 
2013-07-24 01:25:36 PM

Bslim: Great headline subby.

/multiple levels


Meh, schlubbmitter stole half the headline from the articles headline.
 
2013-07-24 01:25:46 PM
Woman fingers ex-girlfriend in theft of three strap-on dildos from storage unit

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2013-07-24 01:28:07 PM
Dildo thread
dildo thread
don't let it smack you up side the head
 
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