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(Short List)   Sony announces 'Gran Turismo' film, to be produced by Mike 'Fifty Shades' De Luca and Dana 'Of Grey' Brunetti. So that'll be cars with spanking   (shortlist.com) divider line 25
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2013-07-24 11:02:05 AM  
You won't even see half the cars in the film without your licenses first
 
2013-07-24 11:14:55 AM  
Multiple wrecks, yet no damage to the cars!


/give me a Deus Ex: Human Revolution movie
 
2013-07-24 11:41:24 AM  
Done in one.
 
2013-07-24 11:43:27 AM  
I just hope Clint Eastwood lays off the slurs toward Asians in this one.
 
2013-07-24 12:02:53 PM  
I see that I got beaten to the punch with the Clint Eastwood reference.  Boy, was I disappointed as hell when I saw this movie - definitely NOT what I was expecting, at all:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-24 12:23:46 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-07-24 12:24:04 PM  

DanZero: You won't even see half the cars in the film without your licenses first


iambillal.files.wordpress.com

I would laugh so hard if - at the world premiere of this, at least - they had people going through the audience checking for just that, and if they didn't have it, then they were removed from the theater...for five minutes, anyway.
 
2013-07-24 12:24:19 PM  

The Banana Thug: I see that I got beaten to the punch with the Clint Eastwood reference.  Boy, was I disappointed as hell when I saw this movie - definitely NOT what I was expecting, at all:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x325]



I'm geniunely baffled.  What did you expect/what let you down?
 
2013-07-24 12:27:31 PM  
I don't understand, the game has no story.  It's a driving sim.
 
2013-07-24 12:57:42 PM  
Sexy cars that you want to do nasty stuff with. 

/or 2 hours of racing those goddamn Volkswagen Samba buses around the Top Gear track...
 
2013-07-24 01:40:40 PM  
Best Cardigan Album Ever.
 
2013-07-24 01:49:46 PM  

DanZero: You won't even see half the cars in the film without your licenses first


The DLC and the Delirious?
 
2013-07-24 02:02:47 PM  
Expect it to release in 2035.
 
2013-07-24 02:04:10 PM  

Need a Dispenser Here: Sexy cars that you want to do nasty stuff with. 

/or 2 hours of racing those goddamn Volkswagen Samba buses around the Top Gear  Test Course track...


FTFY
 
2013-07-24 02:41:22 PM  
It will be a F&F rip off and it WILL suck. And watching exotic cars lost its appeal when any piece of human filth that can stink up a microphone or "star" in a reality show started having one.
 
2013-07-24 04:32:14 PM  

Antimatter: I don't understand, the game has no story.  It's a driving sim.


See also:  "Battleship"
 
2013-07-24 04:38:42 PM  

petuniapup: The Banana Thug: I see that I got beaten to the punch with the Clint Eastwood reference.  Boy, was I disappointed as hell when I saw this movie - definitely NOT what I was expecting, at all:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x325]


I'm geniunely baffled.  What did you expect/what let you down?


Gran Turismo.

/really thought it was going to be a badass car movie
//still good, but definitely will NOT be rewatch it
///depressing and demoralizing, like most Eastwood-directed movies
 
2013-07-24 04:47:04 PM  
Most of the actors will only be standard versions in the film.  They will be represented onscreen by cardboard cutouts.  In addition, only a few actors will be used in the movie, they will all be Japanese, and they will only have different outfits when onscreen.

The only thing GT does well at this is point is having an idiotic, rabid fanbase that has no clue what real racing is.
 
2013-07-24 04:51:08 PM  

Glitchwerks: The only thing GT does well at this is point is having an idiotic, rabid fanbase that has no clue what real racing is.


0/10
 
2013-07-24 04:53:55 PM  

vrax: Glitchwerks: The only thing GT does well at this is point is having an idiotic, rabid fanbase that has no clue what real racing is.

0/10


Not a GTPlanet user, eh?
 
2013-07-24 05:13:55 PM  

Glitchwerks: vrax: Glitchwerks: The only thing GT does well at this is point is having an idiotic, rabid fanbase that has no clue what real racing is.

0/10

Not a GTPlanet user, eh?


No.
 
2013-07-24 06:18:04 PM  
I'm a fan of autoerotica.
 
2013-07-24 06:42:35 PM  

Blues_X: Multiple wrecks, yet no damage to the cars!


/give me a Deus Ex: Human Revolution movie


Oh no, nonononononono... With what most game movies become that is one of my biggest fears. Please for the love of god let Deus Ex: Human Revolution stay where it is, an awesome as fark game instead of a very likely subpar movie...
 
2013-07-24 08:56:23 PM  

rjakobi: Best Cardigan Album Ever.


Not a big Cardigans fan overall but "My Favorite Game" is pretty sweet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bc1z1Fpneg
 
2013-07-25 06:51:00 PM  

The Banana Thug: petuniapup: The Banana Thug: I see that I got beaten to the punch with the Clint Eastwood reference.  Boy, was I disappointed as hell when I saw this movie - definitely NOT what I was expecting, at all:

I'm geniunely baffled.  What did you expect/what let you down?


Gran Turismo.

/really thought it was going to be a badass car movie
.......



Ah.  Understood.
(And fair enough, on the deleted slashies, as well.)
 
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