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(Short List)   "In a large metal dustbin they found this [burglary] defendant hiding. He said he was in the area because he had been playing football. The reason why he was wearing gloves when police officers found him in the bin was because he was the goalkeeper"   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, aggravated burglary, Southwark  
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1583 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2013 at 11:58 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-24 01:59:45 PM  
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"No one knows what it's like, to be a dustbin. In Shaftesbury. With hooligans.
2013-07-24 01:06:48 PM  
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When they tried to cuff him he fell to the ground and grabbed his knee.
2013-07-24 12:13:29 PM  
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bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.

in London they do.

or 10/10, bravo. Not sure.
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