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(Short List)   "In a large metal dustbin they found this [burglary] defendant hiding. He said he was in the area because he had been playing football. The reason why he was wearing gloves when police officers found him in the bin was because he was the goalkeeper"   (shortlist.com) divider line 17
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2013-07-24 11:11:33 AM
Football doesn't have goalkeepers.
 
2013-07-24 12:03:54 PM

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.


Shh, don't bring logic into a joke making fun of the fact that everyone except the criminal knows that
 
2013-07-24 12:10:03 PM
Without reading the article, I'm going to guess the suspect is Afro-Yiddish-Irish
 
2013-07-24 12:10:52 PM
Sounds legit.

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.


Uhm....
 
2013-07-24 12:13:29 PM

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.


in London they do.

or 10/10, bravo. Not sure.
 
2013-07-24 12:19:13 PM
Did the cop/bobby whatever the hell you call them say "Looks like someone threw away a perfectly good white boy."????
 
2013-07-24 12:22:23 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Sounds legit.

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.

Uhm....


Yea, I don't know who the joke is on.
 
2013-07-24 12:25:51 PM

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.


www.epiclol.com
 
2013-07-24 12:31:47 PM

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.


See this is why people HATE Americans. Always trying to get a 10/10 with no effort.

/you still get a 10/10
 
2013-07-24 12:56:20 PM

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.

See this is why people HATE Americans. Always trying to get a 10/10 with no effort.

/you still get a 10/10

in London they do.

or 10/10, bravo. Not sure.


And my brain acknowledges that I get a negative for my response.   Oops.
 
2013-07-24 01:06:48 PM
When they tried to cuff him he fell to the ground and grabbed his knee.
 
2013-07-24 01:21:42 PM
Makes sense if he's thinking of European football, i.e. soccer.
 
2013-07-24 01:28:13 PM
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This is my house, biatch
 
2013-07-24 01:59:45 PM
Hooligans......

"No one knows what it's like, to be a dustbin. In Shaftesbury. With hooligans.
 
2013-07-24 02:25:01 PM

bdub77: Football doesn't have goalkeepers.


Yes.  That is the ONLY thing in his story that makes no sense.
 
2013-07-24 09:42:33 PM
Did they bring the drugs with them or were they property of the house?
 
2013-07-25 05:26:31 AM
i.imgur.com

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