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2013-07-24 11:48:08 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-24 12:28:06 PM  
 
2013-07-24 12:29:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 12:33:39 PM  
Time to crack open some Casa Nobles anejo, the finest tipple under the sun.
 
2013-07-24 12:42:08 PM  
Coincidentally, I finished a bottle of the one on left this last night.  Now have to get to the one or the right (a present from my girlfriend).

www.tequilasource.comwww.loscabosguide.com
 

But I really want to get another bottle of this
www.amuddledthought.com

I'm more of a bourbon man, it takes me years to go through tequila (no mixed drinks).
 
2013-07-24 12:54:06 PM  
I am inspired.
 
2013-07-24 01:02:55 PM  
Patron or nuthin.
 
2013-07-24 01:10:27 PM  
i.imgur.com

Sauza silver with ghost peppers.
 
2013-07-24 01:19:06 PM  

enry: Patron or nuthin.


If that's my choice, I choose "nuthin'".

/wouldn't drink that shiat even if it was poured down Salma Hayek's leg
//Ok, I would suck it off her toes, but that's the ONLY way I'd ingest the Grey Goose of tequilas
 
2013-07-24 01:26:18 PM  
"pricy"?
 
2013-07-24 01:30:14 PM  

GRCooper: enry: Patron or nuthin.

If that's my choice, I choose "nuthin'".

/wouldn't drink that shiat even if it was poured down Salma Hayek's leg
//Ok, I would suck it off her toes, but that's the ONLY way I'd ingest the Grey Goose of tequilas


+1.... Patron is the nastiest tequila a lot people drink.  Good Tequila is not supposed to burn going down.

Recommend the following:

Centenario Anejo, Casa Noble, La Cava de Don Agustin

oh and...
img004.lazygirls.info
 
2013-07-24 01:50:28 PM  
GRCooper:
/wouldn't drink that shiat even if it was poured down Salma Hayek's leg

That line leaves open soooo many doors, half of which are distasteful.
I'm taking the high road and it's a cold day in hell.
 
2013-07-24 02:02:47 PM  
Tres Generaciones Añejo. The reposado's not bad, either. I'll take a nip this evening...
 
2013-07-24 02:32:48 PM  

GRCooper: enry: Patron or nuthin.

If that's my choice, I choose "nuthin'".

/wouldn't drink that shiat even if it was poured down Salma Hayek's leg
//Ok, I would suck it off her toes, but that's the ONLY way I'd ingest the Grey Goose of tequilas


I was with you until the shot at Grey Goose.  That ish is delicious.
 
2013-07-24 02:34:13 PM  
 Casa Noble

 GRCooper: enry: Patron or nuthin.

If that's my choice, I choose "nuthin'".

/wouldn't drink that shiat even if it was poured down Salma Hayek's leg
//Ok, I would suck it off her toes, but that's the ONLY way I'd ingest the Grey Goose of tequilas

+1.... Patron is the nastiest tequila a lot people drink.  Good Tequila is not supposed to burn going down.

Recommend the following:

Centenario Anejo, Casa Noble, La Cava de Don Agustin


local liquor store had two 750's of  Casa Noble Tequila Anejo on clearance for $29.99 each. I enjoyed both of them far too quickly. Cuervo 1800 silver works for me for day to day enjoyment
 
2013-07-24 03:18:08 PM  
The $1200 for a bottle of tequila can fark you up well after you finish the bottle.

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-07-24 03:30:03 PM  
bicoastalbitchin.files.wordpress.com

"Yay me!"
 
2013-07-24 03:41:09 PM  

EightyEight: Casa Noble

 local liquor store had two 750's of  Casa Noble Tequila Anejo on clearance for $29.99 each.


Holy crap, that's awesome.  It's $100 a bottle here in VA.

LL316: was with you until the shot at Grey Goose. That ish is delicious.

Nah, Vodka is binary.  It's either nasty or it's good.  There are plenty of good Vodkas (er, sorry, "Vodaks"), you can get for a lot cheaper than Grey Goose.  You're paying for the marketing - much like with Patron, thus the analogy.
 
2013-07-24 03:50:44 PM  

Odd Bird: That line leaves open soooo many doors, half of which are distasteful.


I was going for this

NSFW'ish.

/am I saying that's the hottest scene in movie history?
//Yes.  Yes I am.
 
2013-07-24 04:00:40 PM  
Hussong's, where the Margarita was invented, should get and honorable mention here on Fark somewhere today.
 
2013-07-24 07:51:11 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [bicoastalbiatchin.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

"Yay me!"


talk about pointy knees and elbows, but a pointy face as well?
 
2013-07-24 08:02:50 PM  

mjjt: DjangoStonereaver: [bicoastalbiatchin.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

"Yay me!"

talk about pointy knees and elbows, but a pointy face as well?


I assume that's the poorly tattoo'd asian dwarf myspace slut.

/never followed those threads
//she's pretty hot
/// no shiat, I'd hit that
 
2013-07-24 08:04:58 PM  
Tequila makes me angry.

Scotch gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.

/gonna have to replace that last bottle
//one of these nights
 
2013-07-24 08:29:09 PM  

El Dudereno: Tequila makes me angry.

Scotch gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.

/gonna have to replace that last bottle
//one of these nights


Weird, I'm the complete opposite. Tequila makes me a happy drunk, but several bartenders now refuse to serve me whisk(e)y of any type
 
2013-07-24 09:14:17 PM  

El Dudereno: Tequila makes me angry.

Scotch gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.

/gonna have to replace that last bottle
//one of these nights


Chasing bourbon with beer right now. Or the other way around. Either way, I'm

ALREADY GONE.
 
2013-07-24 09:55:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 11:21:00 PM  

John Buck 41: El Dudereno: Tequila makes me angry.

Scotch gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.

/gonna have to replace that last bottle
//one of these nights

Chasing bourbon with beer right now. Or the other way around. Either way, I'm

ALREADY GONE.


The order in which I drink beer and liquor affects how I feel in the morning, but I can't tell you why.
 
2013-07-25 08:07:23 AM  
Tequila sunrise? No. Neat, or leave it in the bottle.

/Keep yer dam fruit and salt, too
 
2013-07-25 03:02:52 PM  

El Dudereno: John Buck 41: El Dudereno: Tequila makes me angry.

Scotch gives me a peaceful, easy feeling.

/gonna have to replace that last bottle
//one of these nights

Chasing bourbon with beer right now. Or the other way around. Either way, I'm

ALREADY GONE.

The order in which I drink beer and liquor affects how I feel in the morning, but I can't tell you why.


As long as you have both, it doesn't matter in the long run.
 
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