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(Celebslam)   Paris Hilton says she loves her current boyfriend because he's not intimidated by her wealth, beauty, and success like everyone else in the world, which sounds way better than "he loves me because I pay his rent"   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-24 10:11:48 AM
She's dating a drummer?
 
2013-07-24 11:10:46 AM
how about her ability to take a dick?  I'm sure he's pretty impressed with that.
 
2013-07-24 11:17:50 AM
I wish that I could have one night of pure love with Miss Hilton
 
2013-07-24 11:18:15 AM
I'd be more intimidated by the 1,494 venereal diseases I imagine she has.
 
2013-07-24 11:32:08 AM
Define "beauty" and "success"
 
2013-07-24 11:35:29 AM
"living day-to-day on saltine crackers and his own vomit"

Lol.
 
2013-07-24 11:35:36 AM
It must be love if he can deal with that wonky eye.
 
2013-07-24 11:36:01 AM
There's someone for everyone, even a cum dumpster like her.
 
2013-07-24 11:38:21 AM
Compare the shots of Hilton to the ones of Gwen Stefani in the sidebar. Hilton somehow managed to look classier.
 
2013-07-24 11:42:57 AM
Story says she's 40 when she's actually 32. So all the stuff about her being a self-absorbed, entitled, talentless, clueless twat is invalid.
 
2013-07-24 11:58:49 AM
Success?

Is that what we're calling herpes now?
 
2013-07-24 12:04:12 PM
Who could hate her!? She's so lovable!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-24 12:08:43 PM
 
2013-07-24 12:32:45 PM
I know is probably a studman... but I don't think she's that attractive...

Not really ugly, but I just don't see the appeal... and I'll admit that my standards are not that high...
 
2013-07-24 12:58:26 PM
Beauty and success?

Wealth, yea, but you were born into those. Not so much the latter.
 
2013-07-24 01:01:30 PM
She was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple. Oh, and third base now has herpes.
 
2013-07-24 01:05:00 PM
Beauty?  On the outside, maybe.  And that's debatable...
 
2013-07-24 01:10:19 PM
I think it's safe to say that Taylor Swift is not her role model
 
2013-07-24 01:44:58 PM
How many chihuahuas has she driven to suicide this month?
 
2013-07-24 02:24:48 PM

cman: I wish that I could have one night of pure love with Miss Hilton


better bring the Tilex.
 
2013-07-24 02:26:24 PM

ManateeGag: cman: I wish that I could have one night of pure love with Miss Hilton

better bring the Tilex.


and Valtrex
 
2013-07-24 02:28:46 PM
Dear River Viiperi:

You're having Matt Leinart's, Cy Waits', Rick Salomon's sloppy seconds/thirds/whatevers.
 
2013-07-24 02:52:16 PM

ManateeGag: how about her ability to take a dick?  I'm sure he's pretty impressed with that.


See?
Posts like this is why a guy can't read Fark at work.  Ya choke on your chortle and people think you're dying.
 
2013-07-24 03:15:06 PM

Wadded Beef: She was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple. Oh, and third base now has herpes.


One day someone on Fark will get that tired old phrase correct. Today is not that day.
 
2013-07-24 03:48:22 PM

CMYK and PMS: Wadded Beef: She was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple. Oh, and third base now has herpes.

One day someone on Fark will get that tired old phrase correct. Today is not that day.


I have never seen so much cheer spread in a single post.
 
2013-07-24 04:01:23 PM
Hey Paris, I'm not all that impressed by you either. But if you want me, you're going to have to work on you bj technique.

/you all thought the same thing when you watched the video
 
2013-07-24 04:42:36 PM
toponday.com
 
2013-07-24 08:51:01 PM

espiaboricua: Dear River Viiperi:

You're having Matt Leinart's, Cy Waits', Rick Salomon's sloppy seconds/thirds/whatevers.


Dear espiaboricua:
Unless the people you've farked were virgins, you've had someone's sloppy seconds as well. And I'd be willing to bet at least a few of the people you've slept with had previously slept with people even less savory than those you've named.

Not trying to defend Hilton, she's still a vapid twunt, but the sloppy seconds argument people seem to like to post is politics tab level stupid.
 
2013-07-24 09:28:08 PM

ManateeGag: how about her ability to take a dick?  I'm sure he's pretty impressed with that.


You know how we all know you're a virgin?
 
2013-07-25 02:24:02 AM
There's only two things that Paris Hilton possesses that are intimidating:

                                That huge farking nose of her's
                                                  and
                                     gonoherpasyphilaids.

/Just sayin'
 
2013-07-25 04:59:57 AM

c_niswonger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0GARTk_Nk  Pet shop boys approve.


Damn you for beating me to the Pet Shop Boys reference! *shakes fabulous fist*
 
2013-07-25 10:34:24 AM
I'd have sex with her.
 
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