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2013-07-24 09:42:19 AM
50 Shades of Weiner
 
2013-07-24 09:45:46 AM
why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?
 
2013-07-24 09:56:01 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 09:56:54 AM
 
2013-07-24 09:57:06 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

I don't know about you guys, but his health care rants do in fact turn me on a little.
 
2013-07-24 10:01:28 AM
You can't spell "mayoral" without "oral".
 
2013-07-24 10:02:29 AM

somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?


not that i really care... but he continued sexting with strange women even after he got "caught" the first time and presumably promised his wife that he wouldn't do it again. So he lies, has no self-control and is unable to keep promises. So you know... he's a politician.

I think him and the wife are missing an opportunity to correct this by having her claim that she knows about the sexting and that what they do to spice up their marriage is none of our business. That would negate the argument that he is dishonest, since his wife is in on it. Also, it would make him seem cooler
 
2013-07-24 10:04:07 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Fascist prick

media.theweek.com
Faxes his prick
 
2013-07-24 10:08:43 AM

somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?


Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?
 
2013-07-24 10:12:55 AM

James!: somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?

Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?


What does texting his dick have to do with running a city?
 
2013-07-24 10:15:12 AM

Aarontology: James!: somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?

Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?

What does texting his dick have to do with running a city?


Texting his dick, getting caught, lying about it, confessing to texting his dick, resigning then continuing to text his dick.

We have plenty of candidates who are smart enough to keep their junk off the internet. Weiner is a compulsive moron.
 
2013-07-24 10:20:17 AM
That poor kid is going to have a helluva time once he starts school.
 
2013-07-24 10:23:40 AM

Aarontology: James!: somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?

Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?

What does texting his dick have to do with running a city?


Lack of judgement.

Someone stupid enough to do that sort of thing in this day and age really is too stupid to run a city.
 
2013-07-24 10:29:00 AM

dittybopper: Aarontology: James!: somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?

Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?

What does texting his dick have to do with running a city?

Lack of judgement.

Someone stupid enough to do that sort of thing in this day and age really is too stupid to run a city.


I gotta agree. He's either OCD about texting his dick or, more likely, he's a full blown moron.

My guess is full blown moron. If he loses the race, I foresee him joining CNN's political team.
 
2013-07-24 10:31:08 AM
In case you missed it the first time, a dramatic reading of the original Weiner texts. (NSFW)
 
2013-07-24 10:31:50 AM

somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?


I think what is most disturbing is that some people don't know the rules of BIE/WIE.
 
2013-07-24 10:33:39 AM
OK - what is it with guys and dick pics?  Seriously, men - what would ever make any man think this is a good idea?  Especially one who has had his career ruined by this before?

unlikely: Gonna just leave this here:
http://jezebel.com/should-you-send-a-lady-a-dick-pic-a-guide-for-men -8 85697791


 Scenario 8: You are a Congressman and your ambitious, beautiful, and pregnant wife is never around and she's like no fun at all and you just want to feel LOVED and ADORED and your ego is hungry, hungry for approval. Tons of hot chicks follow you on Twitter and Facebook, because you are a Famous Politician, and you just know they want to see your junk. Your perfect, unimpeachable junk.

Should you send the lady a dick pic? No, you farking creepy dumbass. No you should not.


True dat.
 
2013-07-24 10:34:40 AM
Really like his political positions.  Really wouldn't trust him within fifty miles of my wife, daughter, RealDoll, FleshLight, or for that matter anything/anyone I care about who has a cell phone.  He may be the best politician in the world, but he's just. too. creepy.
 
2013-07-24 10:41:32 AM

dittybopper: Aarontology: James!: somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?

Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?

What does texting his dick have to do with running a city?

Lack of judgement.

Someone stupid enough to do that sort of thing in this day and age really is too stupid to run a city.


I don't think that metric is even in use these days.  There are LOTS of truly stupid people with Mayor titles.  They're actually preferred by political parties for Mayor jobs, in this age of City Manager forms of government.  Stupid, easily manipulated, completely convinced they're the smartest one in the room, and insanely hungry for recognition and approval - that's who you want to run.  Photogenic, or at least a photogenic wife/family, doesn't hurt.

I'd say, though, that Weiner is too famous specifically for being stupid to win an election - especially since his name is Weiner and he's famous for publicly exposing his wiener.  The joke is already there and it's now a part of the culture.

At least, if I were still on party committees, that would be my metric.
 
2013-07-24 10:45:29 AM
Uh. So he likes a little BDSM.

Big deal. Ask yourself why 50 Shades of Grey was a best seller.
 
2013-07-24 10:53:12 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'd say, though, that Weiner is too famous specifically for being stupid to win an election - especially since his name is Weiner and he's famous for publicly exposing his wiener. The joke is already there and it's now a part of the culture.


I think you are right. A politician with another name could get away with this but I can't hear his name without picturing his penis. Nor can I see his face (with his well endowed proboscis) without picturing his penis.

/penis
 
2013-07-24 10:56:38 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com

For cereal. If you have a job, a wife, and hopes to have a job in the future where you will at all be in the public eye, just don't...
 
2013-07-24 11:11:05 AM

James!: If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?


This.

He's dumb and dishonest.

So, I guess he actually would be a good mayor of NYC....
 
2013-07-24 11:12:20 AM
For those people wondering what the edited words were:  I think it was:

I want you to help me move my desk right now
 
2013-07-24 11:14:21 AM
I would vote for Weiner.  He's a regular guy who understands my concerns.
 
2013-07-24 11:14:29 AM
another one

God, I would laugh so hard your ears would beg for mercy
 
2013-07-24 11:14:53 AM
Anthony Weiner Stands By Claim That West Bank Isn't Occupied By Israel

I'm thinking he might not have the best judgement in the world.
 
2013-07-24 11:17:41 AM

ginandbacon: That poor kid is going to have a helluva time once he starts school.


THANKS CARLOS DANGER!
 
2013-07-24 11:19:30 AM
You would have to be a special kind of stupid to vote for this guy......
 
2013-07-24 11:21:24 AM
Since he sent pictures of his penis to a underage female, why has he not been prosecuted?
 
2013-07-24 11:23:06 AM

WTF Indeed: ginandbacon: That poor kid is going to have a helluva time once he starts school.

THANKS CARLOS DANGER!


LOL that's DADDY CARLOS DANGER to you!
 
2013-07-24 11:23:20 AM

balthan: Anthony Weiner Stands By Claim That West Bank Isn't Occupied By Israel

I'm thinking he might not have the best judgement in the world.


Jewish population of NYC probably disagrees with you.
 
2013-07-24 11:24:01 AM

ferretman: Since he sent pictures of his penis to a underage female, why has he not been prosecuted?


In what area is 22 under-aged?
 
2013-07-24 11:25:14 AM
Anyone from this thread that was saying he's still the Democrats best choice want to chime in or is it ok for me to say "I told you so"

http://www.fark.com/comments/7742479/First-Sanford-now-Wiener-HEY-EV ER YONE-WERE-ALL-GONNA-GET-LAID#new
 
2013-07-24 11:26:53 AM

Aarontology: 50 Shades of Weiner


i39.tinypic.com

We're done here.
 
2013-07-24 11:26:54 AM
He still wants to bring his vision to the people.

Which "people" want his vision?
 
2013-07-24 11:28:21 AM
assets.nydailynews.com
And what happened then...? Well...in Weiner-ville they say
That the candidate's penis grew three hearts that day!
 
2013-07-24 11:28:31 AM

James!: ferretman: Since he sent pictures of his penis to a underage female, why has he not been prosecuted?

In what area is 22 under-aged?


I erred...he was only conversing with a 17 yr old in Delaware before her parents found out; before he could send dick pics.
 
2013-07-24 11:31:03 AM
If the people don't give farks about their elected official using tax payer funds and time to go bang his mistress, weiners smug, unchastened ass will be just fine.

You'll vote for this dumb fuggo and his penis and you'll like it, bahgod.
 
2013-07-24 11:32:06 AM

miss diminutive: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x536]
And what happened then...? Well...in Weiner-ville they say
That the candidate's penis grew three hearts that day!


Well... he ain't lyin' about being Jewish.
 
2013-07-24 11:32:09 AM

somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?


People should care because it shows that sending junk shots took priority over his last job in public service.

"Hmm, all this sexting is conflicting with my job in congress. Something has to change. ...So long, Washington!"

He quit the wrong thing. I supported him during the first scandal and was disappointed when he resigned. And now it appears he did so not to focus on his family, but for the freedom to keep talking dirty to random women without the media being all up in his shiat.
 
2013-07-24 11:33:50 AM

ferretman: James!: ferretman: Since he sent pictures of his penis to a underage female, why has he not been prosecuted?

In what area is 22 under-aged?

I erred...he was only conversing with a 17 yr old in Delaware before her parents found out; before he could send dick pics.


According to the police and the girl's family there was  "There was nothing of a sexual nature or any innuendo," in their conversations.  (link)

His career is farked already, no need to make shiat up.
 
2013-07-24 11:37:41 AM

dahmers love zombie: Really like his political positions.  Really wouldn't trust him within fifty miles of my wife, daughter, RealDoll, FleshLight, or for that matter anything/anyone I care about who has a cell phone.  He may be the best politician in the world, but he's just. too. creepy.


WORD.
 
2013-07-24 11:47:59 AM

socoloco: He still wants to bring his vision to the people.

Which "people" want his vision?


I thought too much of that sort of thing was supposed to make you go blind anyway?

Wouldn't vote for him: sending pictures of one's bits & pieces to random strangers seems remarkably immature - he's probably got all the "naughty" words highlighted in the dictionary too.
 
2013-07-24 11:49:44 AM
This is all about making Huma the candidate.

Jeez, I thought Farkers understood rickrollin'
 
2013-07-24 11:54:33 AM
getting the wife to do the walk of shame is still a giant d bag move.

/ those who can't, legislate
 
2013-07-24 12:02:28 PM

somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?


Because he's a farking pervert.  Guess what he'll be doing while tax dollars pay his salary?  That and what makes him think his dong is so freaking special?  Every man has one.  Everybody's seen one.  B.F.D.

/His wife is a loser too, for putting up with that sh*t.  He'd better watch it, she just migh Bobbit him...
 
2013-07-24 12:29:52 PM

somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?


Came here to say this and tell anyone that says differently "Weren't you the ones b*tching about Larry Flynt and 'Hustler' while Keating was leaving you penniless?"
 
2013-07-24 12:30:57 PM

Aarontology: James!: somedude210: why should we care what he did after he resigned? Hell, he said when he got in the race that he wouldn't be surprised if pictures came to light. This shouldn't be a big deal. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE WHO HE SENDS HIS DINGALING TO?

Well, personally, I defended Weiner when the first accusations came out and he denied them. Everyone who was defending him got burned and now here he is again sending out pictures of his deal.

If the dude isn't smart enough to keep his dick out of the newspaper then how can he even pretend he can run the city?

What does texting his dick have to do with running a city?


And in that case, Jimmy Walker should've never become mayor of NYC with all the skirt-chasing he did in the 30s.
 
2013-07-24 12:33:19 PM

dahmers love zombie: Really like his political positions.  Really wouldn't trust him within fifty miles of my wife, daughter, RealDoll, FleshLight, or for that matter anything/anyone I care about who has a cell phone.  He may be the best politician in the world, but he's just. too. creepy.


^^^^^ This. ^^^^^ Although anyone with the handle "dahmers love zombie" saying that Anthony Weiner's indiscretions are "too creepy" even for him is really bordering on some serious irony. Maybe that's why I found this so funny. Seriously, however, there are times when you have to wonder just how pathetic a politician can get. Weiner almost seems to be pursuing polyticks as a form of self-abuse. It doesn't even matter whether he's a Rethuglican or a Democan't, dude needs to just go away. Now and forever.

\at least Client #9, aka Eliot Spitzer, seems to have stopped whoring around with $5,000 escorts.
\\ as far as we know.
 
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