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(WTKR)   Protip: If you rob a gas station, don't use a 23-mile-long bridge-tunnel that has its own police force as your escape route - the cops will have a pretty good idea where you're going   (wtkr.com) divider line 22
    More: Dumbass, scenic routes, Northampton County, long gun, Eastern Shore, Virginia State Police  
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2013-07-24 09:51:39 AM  
Or regular bridges for that matter...

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2013-07-24 10:11:23 AM  
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2013-07-24 10:11:32 AM  
Officials say the suspect then got out of the car and pointed the gun at officers and a state trooper and a Northampton deputy opened fire, missing the suspect, who then got back into the car.

Hah
 
2013-07-24 10:16:43 AM  

A suspect with a shotgun and robbed the business of approximately $698 in cash and several bottles of Gatorade before fleeing


A shotgun and... what?

"Approximately $698" seems oddly precise. If they know it was $698, why not just say that? If they do not know to the last dollar but have a good estimate, why not "approximately $700"?
 
2013-07-24 10:17:27 AM  
Wow, the suspect got out of the car and pointed a gun at officers?  The fact that he is not dead should be a wake-up call that these cops need to be sent back to the gun target range for a little retraining.
 
2013-07-24 10:18:10 AM  
its
 
2013-07-24 10:20:10 AM  
 
2013-07-24 10:22:06 AM  
Paging Bob the Angry Flower...
 
2013-07-24 10:27:01 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: A shotgun and...


Smoking the reefer.

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2013-07-24 10:28:47 AM  
 
2013-07-24 10:31:11 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Englebert Slaptyback: A shotgun and...

Smoking the reefer.

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I haven't been able to do that since high school.
 
2013-07-24 10:31:35 AM  
This is the most exciting thing to happen on Delmarva in 20 years.
 
2013-07-24 10:32:40 AM  

GoldDude: Wow, the suspect got out of the car and pointed a gun at officers?  The fact that he is not dead should be a wake-up call that these cops need to be sent back to the gun target range for a little retraining.


I was initially going to respond that FTA said only the Northampton deputy fired (and the others must have been channeling Dirty Harry) but after rereading it I think my brain broke.

Officials say the suspect then got out of the car and pointed the gun at officers and a state trooper and a Northampton deputy opened fire, missing the suspect, who then got back into the car.

Does he point the gun at officers and a state trooper or did the state trooper and the Northampton deputy fire? Was this article written and edited by ESL students?

/the cops missing is not surprising in the least
//few people are more dangerous than cops with guns
 
2013-07-24 10:43:35 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: A suspect with a shotgun and robbed the business of approximately $698 in cash and several bottles of Gatorade before fleeing


A shotgun and... what?


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2013-07-24 10:53:10 AM  
I grew up in the south and lived in Virginia for a couple of years, and the Delmarva peninsula is the one place I've ever been where I couldn't understand the language.
 
2013-07-24 10:56:49 AM  
You have to admit it was clever of him to steal some Gatorade so he wouldn't get dehydrated during the chase.
 
2013-07-24 11:30:45 AM  

macadamnut: I grew up in the south and lived in Virginia for a couple of years, and the Delmarva peninsula is the one place I've ever been where I couldn't understand the language.


Indeed
 
2013-07-24 11:50:13 AM  
Wow this went well usually they miss, but hit with one of the other 47 rounds fired after a few mag drops. And they talked him into giving up with no loss of life.
 
2013-07-24 12:39:59 PM  
If you commit armed robbery for $698 we already know you're an idiot of colossal proportions.
 
2013-07-24 12:45:11 PM  
Jument

You have to admit it was clever of him to steal some Gatorade so he wouldn't get dehydrated during the chase.


And you could throw a pee bottle at the cops and escape when the cops jump away to avoid getting criminal pee on them.
 
2013-07-24 02:32:11 PM  
Fark has clouded my initial perceptions of what to expect of the suspect when reading these threads.

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2013-07-24 06:50:07 PM  

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DITTO!
 
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