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(New Europe)   Too much bad PR, Al Qaeda organises 'fun day' for children...Includes cream eating contest and quran reciting competition   (neurope.eu) divider line 37
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2277 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2013 at 10:21 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-24 10:23:59 AM
Well, let us tell you a little bit about ourselves. Timmy and I are both true Crips, born and raised. We're the only Crips in South Park, where we live, and we would love to join your fa-fa-fabtasitc Denver chapter.
 
2013-07-24 10:24:41 AM
Cream? Like, not even iced? Gross.
 
2013-07-24 10:24:46 AM
No stoning competition?
 
2013-07-24 10:24:52 AM
You DON'T want to know what they Cream-Eating Contest entails.
 
2013-07-24 10:24:53 AM
No science fair for the junior bomb builders?
 
2013-07-24 10:26:33 AM
Welcome to FUN DAY*

*playing sports or music is forbidden.  Any child attempting to have fun will be beaten.
 
2013-07-24 10:27:45 AM

abhorrent1: No stoning competition?


They take to another level:
weaselzippers.us
 
2013-07-24 10:27:48 AM
We're Cold Slither and you'll be joining us soon
 
2013-07-24 10:28:10 AM
I look forward to the IED sack race at 3pm.
 
2013-07-24 10:28:47 AM

D135: Welcome to FUN DAY*

*playing sports or music is forbidden.  Any child attempting to have fun will be beaten.


DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN DAY.
 
2013-07-24 10:28:55 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: Cream? Like, not even iced? Gross.


Fresh from the goat and still warm.
 
2013-07-24 10:29:57 AM
Al Queda got tips from the Catholic Priests regarding the cream eating competition.
 
2013-07-24 10:31:30 AM

abhorrent1: No stoning competition?


"C'mon! You call that little noodle an arm? You throw like a girl! Couldn't hit the broad side of a-" *WHACK* *thud*.
 
2013-07-24 10:32:13 AM
And they also had a booth set up where you could record your very own pre suicide-bombing religious rant.
 
2013-07-24 10:33:04 AM
It's like Muslim women have been training for the sack race since their first burka.
 
2013-07-24 10:35:27 AM
Filling the children with candy and then exploding them seemed like a interesting twist on the pinata, but it was probably a bad idea.
 
2013-07-24 10:36:18 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: Cream? Like, not even iced? Gross.


I thought it was a typo or an omission, but nope, seems that the recipe for ice has not been discovered in the middle east.
 
2013-07-24 10:40:18 AM
Jokes aside, this is _exactly_ how groups like this gain support and appeal in troubled nations.  They provide services, entertainment, and their own brand of education to populations who have no other options, and boom!  Instant recruiting base.
 
2013-07-24 10:40:22 AM
Makes me wonder what passes as an AQ comedian.  "An infidel, a crusader and an apostate are in a bar...."
 
2013-07-24 10:41:09 AM
I think that that was one of the most awkward leading sentences that I have ever read.
 
2013-07-24 10:44:47 AM
Note to all the little boys... Don't go off alone behind the shed with the man with the beard. He is not going to give you fudge, he's going to pack your fudge.
 
2013-07-24 10:45:24 AM

Gergesa: Makes me wonder what passes as an AQ comedian.  "An infidel, a crusader and an apostate are in a bar...."


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Shi'ite.
Shi'ite who?
Shi'ite, man, get your head down, there's a drone!
 
2013-07-24 10:46:45 AM

Fano: We're Cold Slither and you'll be joining us soon


A band of vipers, playing our tune!
 
2013-07-24 10:47:02 AM
Pin the tail on the infidel. Pressure cooker chili cook off.
 
2013-07-24 10:48:04 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mrs.Sharpier: Cream? Like, not even iced? Gross.

I thought it was a typo or an omission, but nope, seems that the recipe for ice has not been discovered in the middle east.


Ice? HEATHEN!!

usasoccerstud.com
AHLALALALALALALALALALALALA!
 
2013-07-24 10:49:38 AM
quran reciting competition

losers are hanged for blasphemy
 
2013-07-24 10:54:32 AM

Kurohone: Jokes aside, this is _exactly_ how groups like this gain support and appeal in troubled nations.  They provide services, entertainment, and their own brand of education to populations who have no other options, and boom!  Instant recruiting base.


The book The Nazi Seizure of Power provides an excellent look into how this is done.
 
2013-07-24 10:55:02 AM
to bad there was no suicide vest competition
 
2013-07-24 11:06:00 AM
I'm assuming anyone failing the Qur'an reciting competition will be killed, of course.
 
2013-07-24 11:11:12 AM
wow, looks like al qaeda has a better sense of humor than fark.
 
2013-07-24 11:18:14 AM

FinFangFark: I look forward to the IED sack race at 3pm.


Ok, I lolled!
 
2013-07-24 01:19:30 PM
The suicide bomber competition was really fierce.
 
2013-07-24 01:25:23 PM

markfara: You DON'T want to know what they Cream-Eating Contest entails.


The picture (or preview still from the video to be more precise) of the two boys in the cream-eating contest made me think, "You know, it says something about al-Qaeda that a photo of a man standing over two boys with their hands tied behind their backs really DOES need a caption explaining that it's all in fun."
 
2013-07-24 01:27:31 PM

Kurohone: Jokes aside, this is _exactly_ how groups like this gain support and appeal in troubled nations.  They provide services, entertainment, and their own brand of education to populations who have no other options, and boom!  Instant recruiting base.


People don't join a terrorist organization because they want to be evil.  They join one because they think they're the good guys.

Most of the time, anyway.
 
2013-07-24 01:37:27 PM

stuffy: The suicide bomber competition was really fierce.


You only get one chance to blow the judges away with your contest entry.
 
2013-07-24 07:32:22 PM
All alqueada has to do is show Zero Dark Thirty
 
2013-07-24 07:52:01 PM
Little Khamal had too much fun and was beheaded as a warning to the others.
 
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