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(New York Daily News)   "And whosoever giveth unto his wife oral pleasure, he shall be as a child molester." - Cuccinelli 3:16   (nydailynews.com) divider line 159
    More: Sick, Cuccinelli, Governor of Virginia, GOP, sodomy laws, Terry McAuliffe, U.S. Court of Appeals, federal courts  
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2013-07-24 09:35:46 AM
Followup or Repeat?  For as much as love bashing this nitwit over this, the only thing new I see here is the website.
 
2013-07-24 09:36:13 AM
It's getting harder and harder to tell people like Cuccinelli apart from some dipshiat Imam from Saudi Arabia.
 
2013-07-24 09:36:26 AM
his wife must love him, they must have the best sex EVER
 
2013-07-24 09:45:03 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

"Theorising that one could derp travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett stepped into the
Conservative Leap of Logic accelerator and vanished... He woke to find himself trapped in Teabagger
mentality, supporting mirror ideals that were not consistent with reality, common sense, or human decency,
and driven by an unknown force to change history for the worse. His only guide on this journey is ALEC,
an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a lobbyist that only Sam can see and hear.
And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put wrong what once went right,
and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home from Hell..."
 
2013-07-24 09:50:24 AM
McAuliffe 3:16 is going to whip his ass.
 
2013-07-24 10:01:43 AM
The Web site shows how utterly farking bereft this moralistic little shiat is.

It doesn't actually talk about the law in specifics. It just vaguely says "THIS WILL HELP US GO AFTER CHILD PREDATORS!" He knows farking well the moment he actually goes into detail about the law, he farking loses.
 
2013-07-24 10:08:11 AM
What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking Governor.
 
2013-07-24 10:15:30 AM
I think we can all agree that Cuccinelli deserves our pity - clearly the poor man has never gotten a blow-job.
 
2013-07-24 10:16:07 AM
As I've said before, by his logic we should also ban candy, puppies, and windowless white vans.  When the fark did it become reasonable to punish the innocent because the guilty just happen to use common things?

I wonder how he feels about gun restrictions of any sort?  Cause everyone knows crimes are never committed using guns.

And before you guys jump on me, all I'm getting at with that question is Cuccinelli's slippery  (at best)logic.
 
2013-07-24 10:18:01 AM

Diogenes: When the fark did it become reasonable to punish the innocent because the guilty just happen to use common things?


When those things aren't guns or business transactions, that's pretty much the entirety of conservative domestic policy.
 
2013-07-24 10:19:30 AM
The website goes on to state that the law would only be applied "to sodomy committed against minors, against non-consenting adults, or in public,"

Aren't all of those illegal already?
 
2013-07-24 10:21:32 AM
Government small enough to get between consenting adults in private.
 
2013-07-24 10:21:44 AM
Men are selfish
 
2013-07-24 10:22:51 AM
Some brave reporter needs to ask the Cooch some questions:

"Have you ever given your wife cunnilingus?"
"Has your wife ever given you fellatio?"
"Have you ever had anal sex with your wife?"

Or, if you want to go the loaded question route:

"When did you stop giving your wife cunnilingus?"
"When did your wife stop giving you fellatio?"
"When did you stop having anal sex with your wife?"
 
2013-07-24 10:23:27 AM
Sodomy doesn't lead to abortions, so there's that.
 
2013-07-24 10:24:05 AM
Theocracy is OK when we do it.

/Coochsmelly is still as a-hole and his governor boss is a corrupt turd circling the drain.
 
2013-07-24 10:24:15 AM

Lando Lincoln: What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking AG running for Governor.


fixed
 
2013-07-24 10:24:38 AM

scottydoesntknow: The website goes on to state that the law would only be applied "to sodomy committed against minors, against non-consenting adults, or in public,"

Aren't all of those illegal already?


I would hope so.
 
2013-07-24 10:25:18 AM

Lando Lincoln: What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking Governor.


Actually, he is a farking Attorney General. But he is running to be the farking Governor.
 
2013-07-24 10:25:29 AM

Jairzinho: Lando Lincoln: What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking AG running for Governor.

fixed


That's still pretty damn scary though.  An AG can do a lot of damage.
 
2013-07-24 10:26:06 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Men are selfish


Never pass up an opportunity to express your feminism.

psst... he's talking about all oral sex.
 
2013-07-24 10:26:11 AM
How in the fark is it possible that this guy is only down 4 or so points in the polls?
 
2013-07-24 10:27:05 AM

DarwiOdrade: I think we can all agree that Cuccinelli deserves our pity - clearly the poor man has never gotten a blow-job was forced to blow his drunk uncle on their summer camping trips until he was 17.



This hatred of sex has to be rooted in something other than "cause I don't want y'all to go to Hell"
 
2013-07-24 10:27:05 AM

Lando Lincoln: What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking Governor.


No.  He is a state Attorney General that is currently running for Governor.
 
2013-07-24 10:27:25 AM
This is bad news...for Teabaggers.
 
2013-07-24 10:27:27 AM

Diogenes: ... And before you guys jump on me, all I'm getting at with that question is Cuccinelli's slippery  (at best)logic.



Who needs logic or facts when you have faith and dogma?
 
2013-07-24 10:27:29 AM

vernonFL: scottydoesntknow: The website goes on to state that the law would only be applied "to sodomy committed against minors, against non-consenting adults, or in public,"

Aren't all of those illegal already?

I would hope so.


And not because those things are wrong, but because I don't wanna see that shiat out in public.
Like Jeraldo's junk.
 
2013-07-24 10:27:32 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: How in the fark is it possible that this guy is only down 4 or so points in the polls?


JESUS!
 
2013-07-24 10:27:55 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: How in the fark is it possible that this guy is only down 4 or so points in the polls?


Because Virginia.
 
2013-07-24 10:28:10 AM
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images2.wikia.nocookie.net

say it ain't so Captian Archer!
 
2013-07-24 10:28:14 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: How in the fark is it possible that this guy is only down 4 or so points in the polls?


A lot of people think they'll never get convicted of having oral, anal, or extramarital sex.
 
2013-07-24 10:28:38 AM

DarwiOdrade: I think we can all agree that Cuccinelli deserves our pity - clearly the poor man has never gotten a blow-job.


Maybe we should alter our definition of conservative to be someone who has never had a really good orgasm.  They all seem frustrated and a little bitter that other people can enjoy themselves sexually and they can't, or won't.

I knew someone who damaged his olfactory bulb and couldn't taste, if he was a conservative politician he would try and make garlic a class D felony.
 
2013-07-24 10:28:59 AM
LIMITED GOVERNMENT!
 
2013-07-24 10:29:05 AM
So if it's only illegal to have sex with a "brute animal," does that mean it's okay to have sex with a more cultured and refined animal? Wildebeest are off the table, but maybe if your parakeet has a great sense of humor it's fine to get carnal?
 
2013-07-24 10:29:54 AM

Lando Lincoln: What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking Governor.


Dear gawd, not yet he isn't.  He's the state AG.  We're stuck with McDonnell until the end of the year.  And hopefully this little shiat gets trounced by McAuliffe.
 
2013-07-24 10:30:11 AM

DarwiOdrade: I think we can all agree that Cuccinelli deserves our pity - clearly the poor man has never gotten a blow-job.


Or maybe he did, but he/she was a biter.
 
2013-07-24 10:30:29 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: How in the fark is it possible that this guy is only down 4 or so points in the polls?


Virginia.
 
2013-07-24 10:30:30 AM
And yet the guy is still in the running...
 
2013-07-24 10:31:23 AM
Republicans don't get blown, now I can see why they are so angry all the time... the whole world suddenly makes total sense
 
2013-07-24 10:31:32 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: DarwiOdrade: I think we can all agree that Cuccinelli deserves our pity - clearly the poor man has never gotten a blow-job was forced to blow his drunk uncle on their summer camping trips until he was 17.


This hatred of sex has to be rooted in something other than "cause I don't want y'all to go to Hell"


It's a backdoor (haha) way of keeping a law on the books that can selectively be applied to gays.
 
2013-07-24 10:32:21 AM

maxheck: And yet the guy is still in the running...


Well... he does seem to be trying to tank his campaign.
 
2013-07-24 10:32:37 AM
I'm seeing "Happy Rug Munchers For A Better Virginia" t-shirts.
 
2013-07-24 10:32:42 AM
When I read this shiat, I always look-up who is running against the idiot, and immediately give to his or her campaign, no matter where in the country they are.

/grrrrrrrr
 
2013-07-24 10:32:56 AM

somedude210: his wife must love him, they must have the best sex EVER


Only on his birthday, her birthday, and wedding anniversary. And then it is straight-up missionary. AND, he's a two-pump chump. Mounts up, grunts away for a few minutes, cums, then rolls off to immediately go into the shower. During that 20 minutes where he is scrubbing himself and quietly weeping and telling God he is sorry, his wife pulls out from a secret hiding place her Rabbit, or B.O.B. as she calls it.
 
2013-07-24 10:33:02 AM
 And when they came for the Muff Divers I said nothing.
 
2013-07-24 10:33:41 AM

ArkPanda: Jairzinho: Lando Lincoln: What in the fark is WRONG with conservatives? And this guy is a farking AG running for Governor.

fixed

That's still pretty damn scary though.  An AG has done a lot of damage.

Fixed.

This guy is a jackass, won't go after his boss for bribes but will make it legal to fire someone because of their sexuality.
 
2013-07-24 10:35:28 AM

maxheck: I'm seeing "Happy Rug Munchers For A Better Virginia" t-shirts.


Why not "Better Rug Munchers for a Happy Virginia"
 
2013-07-24 10:35:45 AM

maxheck: I'm seeing "Happy Rug Munchers For A Better Virginia" t-shirts.


Cunning Linguists for McAuliffe
 
2013-07-24 10:35:51 AM

whosits_112: somedude210: his wife must love him, they must have the best sex EVER

Only on his birthday, her birthday, and wedding anniversary. And then it is straight-up missionary. AND, he's a two-pump chump. Mounts up, grunts away for a few minutes, cums, then rolls off to immediately go into the shower. During that 20 minutes where he is scrubbing himself and quietly weeping and telling God he is sorry, his wife pulls out from a secret hiding place her Rabbit, or B.O.B. as she calls it.


t1.gstatic.com

My, that's girthy.
 
2013-07-24 10:36:23 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: So if it's only illegal to have sex with a "brute animal," does that mean it's okay to have sex with a more cultured and refined animal? Wildebeest are off the table, but maybe if your parakeet has a great sense of humor it's fine to get carnal?


*SQUAWKkk*  "Poly's got a cloaca!"  *WHISTLE*
 
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