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(Telegraph)   China's new weapon against crime in one of their most volatile regions is....C) Geese   ( divider line
    More: Weird, armed police, ethnic violence, Uighurs, Han Chinese, Xinjiang, motorbikes  
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4480 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jul 2013 at 2:27 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-24 02:40:35 AM  
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Maggie_Luna: gravebayne2: [ image 739x800]

WTF does its tongue have barbs?! Which unholy God has the geese as its animal so I can avoid it like the real thing?

I'm guessing the answer to the first question is "fark you, that's why." and the answer to the second, apparently Geb from Egyptian Mythos:
2013-07-24 02:38:46 AM  
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The geese fanned their wings and began shrieking when they saw the stranger. The duty officer woke up ...
2013-07-24 02:37:37 AM  
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It's China. They figure the geese have less chance of being eaten by their handlers than the dogs.
2013-07-24 02:33:08 AM  
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TheTurtle: Oh, wait.  Mis-read that as "cheese."

OK, carry on.

Cheese would also be a potent security system. One sniff at ranky stuff and the villains would run away from the god-awful odor. Unless they can't smell of course.
2013-07-24 02:29:59 AM  
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Geese are pretty potent foes, I know so from nearly having an arm broken by one.

Also: Top Gun
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