TheTurtle: Oh, wait. Mis-read that as "cheese."OK, carry on.
gravebayne2: [m8.i.pbase.com image 739x800]
Fano: Geese are pretty potent foes, I know so from nearly having an arm broken by one.Also: Top Gun
Maggie_Luna: gravebayne2: [m8.i.pbase.com image 739x800]WTF does its tongue have barbs?! Which unholy God has the geese as its animal so I can avoid it like the real thing?
Alonjar: Fano: Geese are pretty potent foes, I know so from nearly having an arm broken by one.Also: Top Gun
Daedalus27: I can somewhat see the utility, but if poison steak is in the arsenal to deal with dogs, poisoned bread will handle a flock of geese just as easy. If they are using them as a poor mans alarm system, why not go to guinea hens. Those suckers are loud and react to any disturbance. Also, as they are smaller, you don't need to provide quite as much food. Of course the same basic problem as geese is your alarm system may turn into a persons dinner.
Arthur Jumbles: FTFA: In June, one gaggle of police geese reportedly managed to snare a man who had broken into the local police headquarters to take a motorbike, the People's Daily reported.I would think that the local police headquarters would have something more effective than geese to repel criminals..... like say.... police.
Carballo13: The Romans used them.
Danger Avoid Death: Carballo13: The Romans used them.Yeah. They conquered France with them.
Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Carballo13: The Romans used them.Yeah. They conquered France with them.Those were swallows.
Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Danger Avoid Death: Carballo13: The Romans used them.Yeah. They conquered France with them.Those were swallows.African or European?
styckx: Every farking day for 1/2 the summer...So.. You want to go to the park and enjoy the day..[media.tumblr.com image 500x350]Oh so you want to hike the nature trail too?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]/Canadian geese are the bane of my existence/most mean spirited piece of shiat birds every invented
Marcintosh: hate 'em.Poop factories, add nothing to the environment but poop.
TrainingWheelsNeeded: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."also"we named the dog Indiana"
staplermofo: [24.media.tumblr.com image 86x117] Geese Howard is no match for the Duck King.[25.media.tumblr.com image 164x97]
Bung_Howdy: thank gawd this important thread was greenlighted/by some discerning unbiased mod I'm sure
Dirtybird971: "The geese fanned their wings and began shrieking when they saw the stranger. The duty officer woke up and the thief was caught red handed."Nice work Liu!This story is all well and good, but in the end it's a farking goose and I'm not afraid of them. Flap and hiss all you want.
Dirtybird971: They sound like Pu**ies. When I was 8-10 yrs old I went with family to GA to visit a college roommate of my mother. They had a pond on their property with geese. I was told not to get too close as they'll attack. Well I did and they did except when he opened his wings I kicked him in the chest. I haven't feared one since.
Alonjar: Fano: Geese are pretty potent foes, I know so from nearly having an arm broken by one.Also: Top Gun[i46.tinypic.com image 500x500]
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