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(The Mercury (Australia))   When you're in court on a rape charge, using "if I needed sex I would have gone to a brothel or a fat girl" as your defence won't endear you to anyone   (themercury.com.au) divider line 25
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2013-07-24 01:00:02 AM
4 votes:

Ivo Shandor: I think I know where Tasmania is (somewhere down under), but I'm not certain. Perhaps one of the local ladies could show me a map?


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2013-07-24 02:43:04 AM
2 votes:

powhound: Veritas: zzrhardy: Bung_Howdy: subby's not from the USA /or bad at spelling

It shouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out which... considering the linked article is from a local rag located in the arse end of the arse end of the world.

Yep. Subby's from the arse-end of the arse-end of the world ;)

I get that you spell defense as "defence" in certain parts of the world, but how do you spell that barrier that you put around your yard? Is it spelled "fence"? Or....since you spell things backasswardsly, would you spell it "fense"?


Yece.
2013-07-24 01:00:57 AM
2 votes:
I don't know. I can see Tucker Max being impressed by this.
2013-07-24 12:57:42 AM
2 votes:

discgolfguru: The guy has a bad attorney or was incredibly stubborn if he said that. If he thinks that comment makes sense, he might have so little empathy or self-awareness that he actually committed the crime. Being a dumbass shouldn't automatically convict him, however.


"Christ, what could I say? Even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel ... I didn't dare turn the creep down. He might have picked up a letter opener and gone after my pineal gland."
2013-07-24 12:51:21 AM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-24 12:44:51 AM
2 votes:
I think I know where Tasmania is (somewhere down under), but I'm not certain. Perhaps one of the local ladies could show me a map?
/EIP
2013-07-24 12:58:54 PM
1 votes:

THE GREAT NAME: See the RAPE LIAR squirm like a weasel.


Got you there! I LIKE squirming like a WEASEL. That's EXACTLY what I LOVE to DO. There's nothing I like more than SQUIRMING like a WEASEL. The only thing I like better is being a RAPE LIAR.

/that and making fun of the handicapped on the internet... I'm sort of a bad person...
2013-07-24 11:50:29 AM
1 votes:

imfallen_angel: No?


Sure but you are more evil.

Men, in order to be satisfied, need time, money, girls, and sex.
So: Men = Time * Money * Girls * Sex.
And: Time = Money
Therefore: Men = Money2 * Girls * Sex.
Also men want to have sex with as many girls as possible so: Girls = Sex
And: Girls = Evil
So: Evil = Sex
Therefore substituting for Evil we get: Men = Money2 * Evil2
Because money is the root of all evil we get:Money2 = Evil
In summation, by substituting Evil for Money2 : Men = Evil3 while Girls = Evil. Men are more evil then Girls.
2013-07-24 10:53:30 AM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Its pretty much a lock to say if you think sex woth a passed out drunk is eitjer consensual or fun, youre a psychopath.

seriously. its like farking a corpse. drunks even get cold as ice and nothing in their body moves like living flesh. ask a paramedic.


That's sick

I had no idea paramedics farked passed out drunks
2013-07-24 07:21:23 AM
1 votes:
Some of you guys on here should never be allowed near a woman without a police escort. Sick f*cks.
2013-07-24 04:23:56 AM
1 votes:

proteus_b: /your analogy is, like you, one of the stupidest things ever to appear on fark


You sound mad.
2013-07-24 03:55:49 AM
1 votes:
I don't think being too drunk to consent to intercourse and drunk driving are comparable. Unless the car forces you to drive it?

Maybe drunken masturbation and drunk driving...
2013-07-24 03:55:41 AM
1 votes:

darkjezter: I've never understood charging people with rape if they have sex with a girl who's drunk.  Because it basically says "If you drink too much, you're not responsible for your actions."  Which, if true, means that DUI laws should be thrown out the window because, hey, drunk drivers aren't responsible for their actions.


So you could also just cut off all their fingers and toes, and tattoo their entire surface area? Cause hey, they're passed out, anything goes!

/your analogy is, like you, one of the stupidest things ever to appear on fark
2013-07-24 03:01:27 AM
1 votes:

Popular Opinion: found fencing fence while fencing, his defense would be?


"The owner was fat yer Honour - I assumed she was giving it away..."
2013-07-24 02:44:19 AM
1 votes:

powhound: Veritas: zzrhardy: Bung_Howdy: subby's not from the USA /or bad at spelling

It shouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out which... considering the linked article is from a local rag located in the arse end of the arse end of the world.

Yep. Subby's from the arse-end of the arse-end of the world ;)

I get that you spell defense as "defence" in certain parts of the world, but how do you spell that barrier that you put around your yard? Is it spelled "fence"? Or....since you spell things backasswardsly, would you spell it "fense"?


Stop making sence.
2013-07-24 01:31:11 AM
1 votes:
If having sex with someone who would never touch a troll like you when they were sober were a crime, I know a few "ladies" from my college years who should be in prison. I was too drunk to consent!!

//and I definitely regretted it in the morning
///drunk people do stupid things
////I might be drunk right now
2013-07-24 01:30:03 AM
1 votes:
29.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-24 01:13:17 AM
1 votes:

Bung_Howdy: subby's not from the USA /or bad at spelling


It shouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out which... considering the linked article is from a local rag located in the arse end of the arse end of the world.
2013-07-24 01:02:11 AM
1 votes:
Drunk girls, not wasted, black out drunk, women shouldn't claim rape.  If you can't remember, it never happened.  That's my rule.  That being said, I still cower in fear when I see donkeys.
2013-07-24 12:59:55 AM
1 votes:
I read "Victorian school teacher" in the first line of the article and immediately thought something like this:

www.cradleylinks.co.uk
2013-07-24 12:53:33 AM
1 votes:
Oh and another part of his defense was that six guys came out of nowhere and attacked him so he ran and left her to defend herself. So even in his own story he's a bastard.
2013-07-24 12:50:51 AM
1 votes:
Drunk women are so sexy...
2013-07-24 12:44:49 AM
1 votes:
The prosecution has told jurors "there was no way [the alleged victim] was remotely able to give consent".
Crown prosecutor Tony Jacobs described the woman as "completely helpless" that night after consuming significantly more alcohol than she usually would at Salamanca bars and the Taste of Tasmania festival.


So whores, chicks on speed, and fat chicks are fair game, but he wouldn't ever touch a drunk chick.

The guy has standards!
2013-07-24 12:44:20 AM
1 votes:
In a twisted and sick way, it is true. Rape is about domination, not about sex.
2013-07-24 12:44:10 AM
1 votes:
What's his Fark handle?
 
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