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(Gawker)   Seems like a man can't be 39 and creepy and get to sniff Taylor Swift's hair these days   (gawker.com) divider line 17
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5879 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 24 Jul 2013 at 2:53 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-24 03:48:39 AM  
5 votes:
Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.
2013-07-23 11:50:10 PM  
3 votes:
I imagine her hair smells like hairspray and sexual tension
WGJ
2013-07-24 04:32:23 AM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-24 04:05:06 AM  
2 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


You put just a little too much thought into that.
2013-07-24 02:58:06 AM  
2 votes:
A friend of mine does a belly button sniff test, where he starts at the top and kisses the girl down to her belly button and gives it a good long sniff to see if it's safe to go further. Good plan if you ask me.

Wait, what hair was the guy wanting to sniff again?
2013-07-24 02:30:46 AM  
2 votes:
It's just viral marketing for her newest sponsorships: Pantene and Taylor Swift's E-Z Fill Preprinted Restraining Orders.
2013-07-24 08:55:18 PM  
1 votes:
Eh, write a song about it, you dumb coont.
2013-07-24 10:28:37 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?


Pits
2013-07-24 10:18:15 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: give me doughnuts: Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?

I'm betting on hardwood floors.

I hate Hardwood Floors... Licking stubble takes away some of the enjoyment... not all, but some.




With the grain.
2013-07-24 10:07:20 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com


tinyorphans.com
2013-07-24 09:26:12 AM  
1 votes:

Serial Killer X: Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.

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Good Bible.
2013-07-24 08:57:00 AM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


box.jisko.net
2013-07-24 08:43:18 AM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


The cocaine flowed freely in that day in age
2013-07-24 08:27:01 AM  
1 votes:

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Hair sniffer? Panty sniffer? Decisions, decisions.


whynotboth.jpg
2013-07-24 07:03:16 AM  
1 votes:
i1207.photobucket.com
2013-07-24 03:47:23 AM  
1 votes:

rynthetyn: red5ish: after the internet's infamous Wild West outposts, 4chan and Reddit, took it upon themselves

Reddit isn't in the same league as 4chan, it's not even the same sport.

Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.


And 4chan is the kid that dropped out of high school that a few years later you read got arrested for masturbating in front of a check-cashing shop's window while staring at the 16 year old worker?
2013-07-24 03:05:06 AM  
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
Is Selena Gomez totally in control of me? Yes. You farking amateur.
 
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