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(Gawker)   Seems like a man can't be 39 and creepy and get to sniff Taylor Swift's hair these days   (gawker.com) divider line 79
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2013-07-23 11:44:26 PM  
Is this how the media will portray me if the power of Fark gets Morning Musume。 a song about staplers?
 
2013-07-23 11:50:10 PM  
I imagine her hair smells like hairspray and sexual tension
 
2013-07-24 12:37:50 AM  
Good thing I'm only 36.
 
2013-07-24 01:05:31 AM  

staplermofo: Is this how the media will portray me if the power of Fark gets Morning Musume。 a song about staplers?


you better give us the heads up if the "stapler" barrage worked-

/did my part
 
2013-07-24 01:05:55 AM  
and nothing of value was lost.  4chan to the rescue again.
 
2013-07-24 01:39:08 AM  

Bung_Howdy: you better give us the heads up if the "stapler" barrage worked-


I promise, if it works I will never shut up about it.
Here's a video of a sister group of theirs just mentioning staplers from a few years ago.  8:45 in or so they say stapler in English.  You notice how it's on a Chinese website?  I KEEP TRACK OF THIS STUFF!  I WILL HUNT IT DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE INTERNETS!
Not in a creepy way or anything though.  Don't arrest me.
 
2013-07-24 02:30:46 AM  
It's just viral marketing for her newest sponsorships: Pantene and Taylor Swift's E-Z Fill Preprinted Restraining Orders.
 
2013-07-24 02:58:06 AM  
A friend of mine does a belly button sniff test, where he starts at the top and kisses the girl down to her belly button and gives it a good long sniff to see if it's safe to go further. Good plan if you ask me.

Wait, what hair was the guy wanting to sniff again?
 
2013-07-24 03:05:06 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
Is Selena Gomez totally in control of me? Yes. You farking amateur.
 
2013-07-24 03:15:56 AM  
after the internet's infamous Wild West outposts, 4chan and Reddit, took it upon themselves

Reddit isn't in the same league as 4chan, it's not even the same sport.
 
2013-07-24 03:26:41 AM  
Why couldn't he be a midget?
 
2013-07-24 03:36:24 AM  
Probably like Clairol or that fruity Essentials stuff.
 
2013-07-24 03:37:44 AM  

red5ish: after the internet's infamous Wild West outposts, 4chan and Reddit, took it upon themselves

Reddit isn't in the same league as 4chan, it's not even the same sport.


Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.
 
2013-07-24 03:42:09 AM  
Didn't 4chan already do this with the deaf school?
 
2013-07-24 03:47:23 AM  

rynthetyn: red5ish: after the internet's infamous Wild West outposts, 4chan and Reddit, took it upon themselves

Reddit isn't in the same league as 4chan, it's not even the same sport.

Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.


And 4chan is the kid that dropped out of high school that a few years later you read got arrested for masturbating in front of a check-cashing shop's window while staring at the 16 year old worker?
 
2013-07-24 03:47:35 AM  

rynthetyn: Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.


You have a very strange definition of cool.
 
2013-07-24 03:48:39 AM  
Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.
 
2013-07-24 04:05:06 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


You put just a little too much thought into that.
 
2013-07-24 04:13:46 AM  
See, if Charles were a "hot" 39-year-old, they would have let him meet her.  But then again, 4chan wouldn't be stuffing the ballot box for him.
 
2013-07-24 04:23:55 AM  
SPOILER ALERT
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head n shoulders.
 
WGJ
2013-07-24 04:32:23 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-24 05:46:09 AM  
a bunch of cool people who lead rich, full lives reportedly enlisted hundreds of spam bots to drive up Charles' vote counts. He obliterated all contenders in a crushing defeat.

As opposed to people who make their living through cruelty, desperation, and ignorance masked as vapid yet somehow fulfilling celebrity worship?

I must say it's hard to pick a winner here.
 
2013-07-24 06:01:49 AM  
Heh....
I live in the Boston area and listen to Kiss FM.  When this contest was announced, I said to a few of my friends 'I wonder what they'd do if some big old creepy drooling dude won it'...
 
2013-07-24 06:34:24 AM  
What is this 4chan that people speak of?
 
2013-07-24 06:57:22 AM  

Revek: and nothing of value was lost.  4chan to the rescue again.


God, I hate my generation. The decline of America in the past 60-70 years can be charted as follows:

WWII/Great Depression: the ass-kicking, take-no-shiat, can't-keep-us-down generation
Baby Boomers: the self-entitled hippie generation
Gen X: the alt rock/grunge MTV generation
Gen Y: the Internet troll generation, the 4chan/Twitter/Facebook generation
 
2013-07-24 06:57:27 AM  
img3.lsistatic.com
 
2013-07-24 07:03:16 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-24 07:32:56 AM  
Naked 70 is the new Elliot Spitzer.
Creepy at 37? Oh hell naw.
 
2013-07-24 07:35:22 AM  
39 is an old man? Wtf.
 
2013-07-24 07:39:41 AM  
If sniffing Taylor Swift`s hair/panties is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2013-07-24 07:40:55 AM  
Because in America, you don't have to be young to be an adolescent.
 
2013-07-24 07:51:04 AM  
Let's see here 39/2+7=26.  She's outside his window, I even gave him the rounding bonus.
 
2013-07-24 07:55:24 AM  

jeffdo1: 39 is an old man? Wtf.


37-year old Dennis the peasant is outraged.
 
2013-07-24 07:55:34 AM  
This the the Murikan democratic process, as showcased in numerous turd-world countries, now applied to pop culture innanity: Let's have an election and if someone we don't like wins, we just disregard the results.
 
2013-07-24 07:56:22 AM  
She just not into men.
 
2013-07-24 08:16:51 AM  
Why is this considered creepy?  I thought this is the Twilight generation.  The guy could be over 100 years old and it'd be romantic if he wants to smell her.

As long as he's a white virgin, anyway.  But for some reason I think that's rather likely in this case.
 
2013-07-24 08:25:53 AM  
Hair sniffer? Panty sniffer? Decisions, decisions.
 
2013-07-24 08:27:01 AM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Hair sniffer? Panty sniffer? Decisions, decisions.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-07-24 08:30:38 AM  

dragonchild: Why is this considered creepy?  I thought this is the Twilight generation.  The guy could be over 100 years old and it'd be romantic if he wants to smell her.

As long as he's a white virgin, anyway.  But for some reason I think that's rather likely in this case.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-24 08:38:32 AM  
When will they ever learn about internet voting?
 
2013-07-24 08:39:02 AM  

Old Man Winter: Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.

You put just a little too much thought into that.


That was, uh, extremely detailed?
 
2013-07-24 08:42:44 AM  

oryx: When will they ever learn about internet voting?


You know, voting for the underdog is always nice when it is good hearted.
/creepy 57 year old man.
 
2013-07-24 08:43:18 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


The cocaine flowed freely in that day in age
 
2013-07-24 08:49:42 AM  
She smells like the plastic the record companies used to construct her.
 
2013-07-24 08:57:00 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


box.jisko.net
 
2013-07-24 09:03:26 AM  

RealAmericanHero: rynthetyn: Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.

You have a very strange definition of cool.


Oh thank god...I was going to have to reconsider coming to Fark if that was the prevailing view of 4chan.
 
2013-07-24 09:10:04 AM  

PluckYew: RealAmericanHero: rynthetyn: Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.

You have a very strange definition of cool.

Oh thank god...I was going to have to reconsider coming to Fark if that was the prevailing view of 4chan.


I thought they were the fanny-pack-wearing mouth-breather in the sweat pants and crustache that couldn't wait till after class to knuckle one out.
 
2013-07-24 09:24:30 AM  
I can see at least four good sniff points in this photo.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 09:26:12 AM  

Serial Killer X: Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.

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Nathan Fillion  Gif

Good Bible.
 
2013-07-24 09:27:20 AM  
Creep-away!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-24 09:32:24 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Revek: and nothing of value was lost.  4chan to the rescue again.

God, I hate my generation. The decline of America in the past 60-70 years can be charted as follows:

WWII/Great Depression: the ass-kicking, take-no-shiat, can't-keep-us-down generation
Baby Boomers: the self-entitled hippie generation
Gen X: the alt rock/grunge MTV generation
Gen Y: the Internet troll generation, the 4chan/Twitter/Facebook generation


I bet you watch a lot of Matlock and smell of Werther's Originals.
 
2013-07-24 09:45:55 AM  
Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?
 
2013-07-24 09:46:12 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Back in her prime, Madonna would have let a creepy 39 year old sniff her hair. Then she would have sniffed his hair, and stuck her tongue in his ear. Then she would have grabbed the man by the back of his neck and forced the man to watch two really young and fit Puerto Rican male backup dancers oil each other up and have anal sex. Then she would strap a saddle to the 39 year old man's back and whip him until he began to buck like a bronco.

They don't make pop stars like they used to.


Well Madonna was "like" a virgin. Miss Taylor "is" a virgin.

/or so she claims
//NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-24 09:59:26 AM  

Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?


I'm betting on hardwood floors.
 
2013-07-24 10:02:57 AM  

RealAmericanHero: rynthetyn: Reddit is like the little kindergarteners on the playground trying to imitate the cool high schoolers hanging out smoking in the parking lot.

You have a very strange definition of cool.




Cool means you smoke pot.
 
2013-07-24 10:03:20 AM  

give me doughnuts: Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?

I'm betting on hardwood floors.


Green shag.
 
2013-07-24 10:07:20 AM  
i.imgur.com


tinyorphans.com
 
2013-07-24 10:09:48 AM  
oh you mean they re-rigged what is already rigged? life is rigged.
 
2013-07-24 10:11:14 AM  

give me doughnuts: Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?

I'm betting on hardwood floors.


I hate Hardwood Floors... Licking stubble takes away some of the enjoyment... not all, but some.
 
2013-07-24 10:18:15 AM  

Brick-House: give me doughnuts: Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?

I'm betting on hardwood floors.

I hate Hardwood Floors... Licking stubble takes away some of the enjoyment... not all, but some.




With the grain.
 
2013-07-24 10:28:37 AM  

Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?


Pits
 
2013-07-24 10:34:10 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Brick-House: give me doughnuts: Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?

I'm betting on hardwood floors.

I hate Hardwood Floors... Licking stubble takes away some of the enjoyment... not all, but some.

With the grain.


I tend to work from the Bottom Up which is usually against the grain. Yes, that bottom and besides, I like to floss when I eat.
 
2013-07-24 10:35:43 AM  

genepool lifeboat: Brick-House: Sniff Taylor Swift's hair you say... are we talking about the carpet or the drapes?

Pits


Carpet, Drapes, Pits -- that's like a hair sniffing trifecta
 
2013-07-24 10:38:30 AM  
Great now she will have crap for another album.
 
2013-07-24 11:43:03 AM  
Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest has been compromised.

Does anyone else get the feeling that if it was compromised to send some terminally-ill 12 year old to the top of the charts, they would have pissed themselves with excitement instead of cancelling the contest?

[Obvious]
 
2013-07-24 11:47:22 AM  

Gig103: Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest has been compromised.

Does anyone else get the feeling that if it was compromised to send some terminally-ill 12 year old to the top of the charts, they would have pissed themselves with excitement instead of cancelling the contest?

[Obvious]


It must be sad to be such a cynical person. The radio station sponsors the contest solely to bring joy to Swift's fans and you imply they have ulterior motives.

wildgoddesslife.com
 
2013-07-24 12:20:10 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The radio station sponsors the contest solely to bring joy to Swift's fans and you imply they have ulterior motives.


The guy is a Taylor Swift fan, but not one that meets the radio station's photo opportunity. I am cynical, but in this case it isn't like I'm supporting 4chan for upvoting Kanye West (which would have been hilarious).
 
2013-07-24 12:57:09 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-24 01:11:53 PM  
Taylor's trying again with a different contest. It involves taking a picture of yourself and plugging her fragrance line for her. There is no Internet vote. Her people will pick the winner directly.
 
2013-07-24 01:43:37 PM  
cdn.gossiponthis.com

Disapproves
 
2013-07-24 02:11:21 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I can see at least four good sniff points in this photo.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1295]


Her arms are hairier than mine!

Thank you "Charlie" for providing me with a new avatar pic to use for everything...
 
2013-07-24 03:26:11 PM  

Gosling: Taylor's trying again with a different contest. It involves taking a picture of yourself and plugging her fragrance line for her. There is no Internet vote. Her people will pick the winner directly.


Need to get a giant cardboard standup of Taylor Swift and modify it with a Fleshlight. Then take a photo showing how spraying the whole thing with her perfume helps the experience...

/Made of Starlight
 
2013-07-24 04:57:40 PM  

Paka Ono: [cdn.gossiponthis.com image 550x381]

Disapproves


That photo set of them was the creepiest farking thing I've seen since that John Wayne Gacy movie.
 
2013-07-24 05:40:22 PM  

The Shatner Incident: Paka Ono: [cdn.gossiponthis.com image 550x381]

Disapproves

That photo set of them was the creepiest farking thing I've seen since that John Wayne Gacy movie.


Is that Brad Garrett macking on one of the Olsen twins?
 
2013-07-24 06:34:42 PM  

staplermofo: Is this how the media will portray me if the power of Fark gets Morning Musume。 a song about staplers?


you. I like you.
 
2013-07-24 06:38:42 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Revek: and nothing of value was lost.  4chan to the rescue again.

God, I hate my generation. The decline of America in the past 60-70 years can be charted as follows:

WWII/Great Depression: the ass-kicking, take-no-shiat, can't-keep-us-down generation/

The farkyou i got mine generation.
Baby Boomers: the self-entitled hippie generation/We thought peace was cool until we learned it didn't pay generation
Gen X: the alt rock/grunge MTV generation/We had nothing left to discover except aids kills generation
Gen Y: the Internet troll generation, the 4chan/Twitter/Facebook generation/We will lick your tears while you cry generation

Fixed that for you.  Now drink your dinner and stop kicking the cat.
 
2013-07-24 08:55:18 PM  
Eh, write a song about it, you dumb coont.
 
2013-07-24 10:58:37 PM  

Revek: The farkyou i got mine generation.


No, I think that's you as well.  Or did you lose your last participation trophy?  I think it's past your bedtime.
 
2013-07-24 11:06:22 PM  

RobertBruce: Revek: The farkyou i got mine generation.

No, I think that's you as well.  Or did you lose your last participation trophy?  I think it's past your bedtime.


Its nice the to the anti psychotic meds are not working.  Keep it up and one day something you say will be in context.
 
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