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(Sun Sentinel)   Man accused of killing his cellmate with toilet paper. He sounds like a charmin individual   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 72
    More: Florida, Pinellas County Jail, toilet paper, throat  
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2013-07-23 10:17:06 PM

the_celt: UsikFark: the_celt: Define "creepy"...

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Different kind of creepy for me.   More of a... deviant creepy


Creepy ass cracker?
 
2013-07-23 10:17:41 PM
Not related to TFA but I just sent this to some friends on Facebook, so I am getting a kick:


I just came up with a life hack that is so simple but effective.

So I am staying at a hotel and they have one of those things installed that when you pull on the toilet paper every 4th one is weaker than the rest so it breaks. The dispenser puts greater than normal tension on the roll so after you "drop the kids off that the pool" you are going to be there forever harvesting enough TP to get the job done.

Solution:
Use the washcloths! There are like 4 of them, that should get you through the night!
You are welcome!


Note: According to the sign in the bathroom you should leave them on the floor, that means "these need to be washed". If you hang them back on the rack it means "these can be used again", and that's just gross!
 
2013-07-23 10:18:56 PM

HammerHeadSnark: Befuddled: AverageAmericanGuy: Inmate records showGreenberg had been placed behind bars in 2012 on a murder charge and is awaiting trail on that charge.

That's great, but what about the guy who died? What was he in for?

According to this site, "Harding, a transient, had been in the jail since Oct. 27, serving a one-year sentence on a burglary charge." That's pretty messed up by those running the jail to put a murderer in a cell with someone there for burglary.

From the same source: he burgled an unoccupied vehicle . . . car prowling. So yeah, put him in with murdering scum. That'll teach him a lesson for being a homeless guy in somebody else's car.


You have to admit it is effective, I bet he wont ever break into a car again.
 
2013-07-23 10:23:01 PM

chewielouie: the_celt: UsikFark: the_celt: Define "creepy"...

[lh3.ggpht.com image 512x278]

Different kind of creepy for me.   More of a... deviant creepy

Creepy ass cracker?


chewielouie: the_celt: UsikFark: the_celt: Define "creepy"...

[lh3.ggpht.com image 512x278]

Different kind of creepy for me.   More of a... deviant creepy

Creepy ass cracker?


Ass cracker would fit in with the whole prison motif.
 
2013-07-23 10:24:14 PM

jst3p: Not related to TFA but I just sent this to some friends on Facebook, so I am getting a kick:


I just came up with a life hack that is so simple but effective.

So I am staying at a hotel and they have one of those things installed that when you pull on the toilet paper every 4th one is weaker than the rest so it breaks. The dispenser puts greater than normal tension on the roll so after you "drop the kids off that the pool" you are going to be there forever harvesting enough TP to get the job done.

Solution:
Use the washcloths! There are like 4 of them, that should get you through the night!
You are welcome!


Note: According to the sign in the bathroom you should leave them on the floor, that means "these need to be washed". If you hang them back on the rack it means "these can be used again", and that's just gross!



Hand towel = Skeet rag
 
2013-07-23 10:26:36 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-23 10:33:09 PM

GodsTumor: [img21.imageshack.us image 800x509]


Or the user had a dry poop.
 
2013-07-23 10:43:32 PM

AGremlin: Mr Whipple frowns on these shenanigans.

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Too bad he's passed on,,,
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2013-07-23 11:03:34 PM

troggy: According to Befuddled's link the victim was an old bum transferred into this guy's cell late in the evening. Old man was found dead about 1 am.


And according to  Befuddled's link, he had been a PITA prisoner.  So they locked him up with a murderer and had him executed quickly and quietly.
 
2013-07-23 11:09:33 PM

troggy: According to Befuddled's link the victim was an old bum transferred into this guy's cell late in the evening. Old man was found dead about 1 am.

The killer's being held for murdering is girlfriend in the same fashion. He claims with his ex it was a sexual asphyxiation gone too far.

My money's on both his deceased girlfriend and this old man being snorers, and this guy being a light-sleeping psycho.

There's even more bizarre details according to the link.  The alleged double murderer was heard saying to another inmate that he didn't want to do life in prison, so he killed his new roommate in the same way he killed his girlfriend so he could get the death penalty.  The dude sure is consistent in his technique.

 
2013-07-23 11:11:01 PM
Looks like they all get to learn how to use the 3 seashells now...
 
2013-07-23 11:19:07 PM
He's kind of hot in a gruff psychotic kind of way.

Too bad about the killing cellmate thing. On the plus side, he's creative I guess.
 
2013-07-23 11:40:05 PM

troggy: According to Befuddled's link the victim was an old bum transferred into this guy's cell late in the evening. Old man was found dead about 1 am.

The killer's being held for murdering is girlfriend in the same fashion. He claims with his ex it was a sexual asphyxiation gone too far.

My money's on both his deceased girlfriend and this old man being snorers, and this guy being a light-sleeping psycho.


Old man was 48. 😣
 
2013-07-24 12:00:10 AM
Hm. Maybe Sheryl Crow has the right idea.
 
2013-07-24 12:09:26 AM
He just took the warden's advice to not forget the paperwork

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2013-07-24 12:11:21 AM

ISO15693: Makh: Well, now he has a bounty on his head.

Great Scott, man.


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2013-07-24 12:53:24 AM

epyonyx: AverageAmericanGuy: Inmate records showGreenberg had been placed behind bars in 2012 on a murder charge and is awaiting trail on that charge.

That's great, but what about the guy who died? What was he in for?

Stampeding cattle.


through the Vatican?
 
2013-07-24 03:16:18 AM

maltedmothball: epyonyx: AverageAmericanGuy: Inmate records showGreenberg had been placed behind bars in 2012 on a murder charge and is awaiting trail on that charge.

That's great, but what about the guy who died? What was he in for?

Stampeding cattle.

through the Vatican?


Kinky.
 
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2013-07-24 04:58:11 AM

Deedeemarz: Old man was 48. 😣


He went to prison, and died the next day.
It's toilet paper stuffed in your face
It's death row sentence one trial too late.
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
 
2013-07-24 05:37:41 AM
Poor Mr. Harding, the old man just crapped out!
 
2013-07-24 06:36:00 AM
I don't see what the big deal is - sounds to me like the deceased got a square deal.
 
2013-07-24 06:37:14 AM
Maybe the deceased just bit off more than he could poo...
 
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