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(Mediaite)   CNN host, apparently having never investigated your mom's hoarding prowess, claims humans have hunted the dildo to extinction   (mediaite.com) divider line 70
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2013-07-23 06:24:26 PM
I'm shocked he didn't talk about the possible extinction of the Imperial Woodpenis, er -pecker.
 
2013-07-23 06:29:09 PM
This whole thing is dildos
 
2013-07-23 06:38:13 PM
Next up on Dickscovery Channel:  Dildo Hunters.
 
2013-07-23 06:44:40 PM
Not only are they not extinct, some of them even have their own shows on Fox News.
 
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2013-07-23 06:45:22 PM
I the whole dildo!
 
2013-07-23 06:48:05 PM
Carlos Danger to the rescue!
 
2013-07-23 06:50:26 PM
It's possible that he didn't misspeak.  It might have been a story about Texas, which has declared all-out war on dildos.
 
2013-07-23 06:51:00 PM

Cyberluddite: It's possible that he didn't misspeak.  It might have been a story about Texas, which has declared all-out war on dildos.


I thought the dildos ran Texas.
 
2013-07-23 06:56:39 PM
Hahahahaha, they have just been domesticated, and now live a pampered existance.  They no longer flourish in the wild.
 
2013-07-23 07:02:42 PM
Hell, we may be trying to clone wooly mammoths soon, so why not a dodo?
 
2013-07-23 07:05:22 PM
 
2013-07-23 07:17:15 PM
Fear_and_Loathing: Hahahahaha, they have just been domesticated, and now live a pampered existance.  They no longer flourish in the wild.


not extinct, they have grown obese along with their 'human" counterparts.... they are now in a vegetative state... so swollen and lifeless that they are unable to perform even the most rudimentary actions-

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2013-07-23 07:23:06 PM
He divided by dildo.
 
2013-07-23 07:23:37 PM
I think he meant the 'Dido', AFAIK, there's only 1 left
 
2013-07-23 07:26:07 PM

markie_farkie: Next up on Dickscovery Channel:  Dildo Hunters.


Grainy night-scope images on shakey-cam that runs out of battery just before the money shot.
 
2013-07-23 07:26:13 PM
What a dodo
 
2013-07-23 07:26:24 PM
♫  I'm pickin' up good vibrations... ♫
 
2013-07-23 07:28:26 PM
LOL. See, word choice is important.

Now, CNN viewers (some of them, anyway) are Googling "dildo" and wondering how they went extinct when you can buy them on the internet.
 
2013-07-23 07:28:35 PM
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2013-07-23 07:30:58 PM
i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 07:34:53 PM
[insert your own joke here]
 
2013-07-23 07:37:22 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 07:38:05 PM
We need more dicks for the Dick ship
 
2013-07-23 07:39:39 PM
This might be the most truthful story CNN has reported on all year.
 
2013-07-23 07:45:49 PM
C'mon, it was on CNN.  If CNN says the dildo is extinct, then it's probably still alive and thriving worldwide.  In fact, they're probably so common that there are on average several dozen dildos within poking distance of you at all times.
 
2013-07-23 07:48:39 PM
Why? Why must we perfect 3D printing technology? ARE WE TO PLAY GOD?!
 
2013-07-23 07:53:33 PM
Luckily there are still modified wooden toilet rollers.
 
2013-07-23 07:53:49 PM

MrHappyRotter: C'mon, it was on CNN.  If CNN says the dildo is extinct, then it's probably still alive and thriving worldwide.  In fact, they're probably so common that there are on average several dozen dildos within poking distance of you at all times.


That's none of your business you nosy nelly.
 
2013-07-23 07:54:58 PM
fuuka.warosu.org
 
2013-07-23 07:55:10 PM
Dildos aren't extinct, they're not even rare. You just don't see them very often because they're all stuck up coonts...

/crickets
 
2013-07-23 07:56:08 PM
http://www.travelsnitch.org/wp-content /uploads/2011/10/TS-Fight-Club-s creenshot-23.jpg

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2013-07-23 08:04:03 PM

Fear_and_Loathing: Hahahahaha, they have just been domesticated, and now live a pampered existance.  They no longer flourish in the wild.


They're still found in the bush from time to time.
 
2013-07-23 08:04:43 PM
They went the same way as the Great Cock. I mean, Auk.
 
2013-07-23 08:12:30 PM
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Or of course, the dildo.
 
2013-07-23 08:27:58 PM
Not totally extinct, there's one in my drawer.
 
2013-07-23 08:31:56 PM

QueenMamaBee: Not totally extinct, there's one in my drawer.


I'm listening.
 
2013-07-23 08:39:16 PM

Cyberluddite: It's possible that he didn't misspeak.  It might have been a story about Texas, which has declared all-out war on dildos.


That's armadildos.
 
2013-07-23 08:42:44 PM
Well the Dodo was like a large Goose (actually it was a huge pigeon), and you can goose someone with a dildo so maybe dodoing them would be more intense.

You can buy a goose didlo at this gay sex toy site where it is called the "goose anal invader", Maybe they should make a dodo dildo for the size freaks.

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2013-07-23 08:49:07 PM

Sgt Otter: Fear_and_Loathing: Hahahahaha, they have just been domesticated, and now live a pampered existance.  They no longer flourish in the wild.

They're still found in the bush from time to time.


But the natural bush is going the way of the dodo so that it's turning into a virtual desert. Barren land where the dildo can't hide in the bush.
 
2013-07-23 08:49:08 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: Cyberluddite: It's possible that he didn't misspeak.  It might have been a story about Texas, which has declared all-out war on dildos.

That's armadildos.


Armadildos, the official dildos of Armageddon. Get off before the world explodes.
 
2013-07-23 08:52:57 PM
It took zhem a hour to get the smile off hiz face!
 
2013-07-23 09:21:14 PM
www.biography.com
 
2013-07-23 09:24:01 PM

FlyingJ: I think he meant the 'Dido', AFAIK, there's only 1 left


If she needs help reproducing, I'm available.
 
2013-07-23 09:24:16 PM
Of course they have to use the indefinite article "a dildo" never "your dildo"
 
2013-07-23 09:36:36 PM

revrendjim: Not only are they not extinct, some of them even have their own shows on Fox News MSNBC.

 
2013-07-23 09:40:14 PM

HairBolus: Well the Dodo was like a large Goose (actually it was a huge pigeon), and you can goose someone with a dildo so maybe dodoing them would be more intense.

You can buy a goose didlo at this gay sex toy site where it is called the "goose anal invader", Maybe they should make a dodo dildo for the size freaks.

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I'm a libbie lib,and animal lover, but I was shocked that it was a goose. A goose? Can we get some Clydesdale or elephant or lion or baboon peeners?
 
2013-07-23 09:41:57 PM
Penis.
 
2013-07-23 09:46:06 PM
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Shine up the battle apple.
We'll shake 'em all down tonight.
 
2013-07-23 09:49:06 PM

revrendjim: Not only are they not extinct, some of them even have their own shows on Fox News.


came for something like this


/i was going to say CNN but you can pick any of the news reader channels and be right
// CNN, FOX, CBS, NBC, ABC pick your bias
 
2013-07-23 09:50:22 PM
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