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(Wired)   Steve McQueen's last ride goes up for auction. Can't swing it? There's always Jessica Alba's knit bikini   (wired.com) divider line 114
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2013-07-23 04:54:09 PM
For you true "collectors" out there, there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.

There is also John Candy's imperial disguise from Spaceballs.
 
2013-07-23 05:12:26 PM
McQueen has been dead almost 33 years?!?!!?
 
2013-07-23 05:26:03 PM

R.A.Danny: McQueen has been dead almost 33 years?!?!!?


Yeah, that surprised the hell out of me too.
 
2013-07-23 06:32:02 PM
This is awesome. I could really "use" a bikini that carried Jessica Alba's bits.
 
2013-07-23 06:33:30 PM

naughtyrev: there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.


Really? What do they look like? I mean...in case someone here is interested in that sort of thing.
 
2013-07-23 06:34:20 PM
Cyberluddite:
 McQueen has been dead almost 33 years?!?!!?

Yeah, that surprised the hell out of me too.


You guys sound old.
 
2013-07-23 06:34:39 PM

JohnnyCanuck: naughtyrev: there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.

Really? What do they look smell like? I mean...in case someone here is interested in that sort of thing.



I think we all know that's what you really wanted to ask. :)
 
2013-07-23 06:34:48 PM

naughtyrev: For you true "collectors" out there, there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.

There is also John Candy's imperial disguise from Spaceballs.


How weird would it be for people to auction off your clothes? While you're still alive? That would disturb me a little.
 
2013-07-23 06:35:09 PM
I ordered a Jessica Alba bikini one time. The people were nice enough to deodorize it before they sent it.

a-holes.
 
2013-07-23 06:35:41 PM
Steve McQueen's last ride?
That was Barbara Minty wasn't it?
 
2013-07-23 06:37:16 PM
Jessica Alba's bikini? The one she was wearing when did "The Pose?" If it's for sale... SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY.
 
2013-07-23 06:38:04 PM

JohnnyCanuck: naughtyrev: there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.

Really? What do they look like? I mean...in case someone here is interested in that sort of thing.


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2013-07-23 06:38:20 PM
She didn't wash it, did she?
 
2013-07-23 06:38:52 PM
Jessica Alba makes me drool but I don't think I would look good in her bikini.
 
2013-07-23 06:39:53 PM
Can said bikini be used as a coffee filter?
 
2013-07-23 06:41:22 PM
This one?
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2013-07-23 06:41:25 PM
Came for the hottie Jessica Alba pics....left disappointed.
 
2013-07-23 06:42:39 PM
I like McQueen and all, but truth be told, I'd prefer to have Sinatra's Jag.
 
2013-07-23 06:43:11 PM

naughtyrev: For you true "collectors" out there, there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.

There is also John Candy's imperial disguise from Spaceballs.


great, now i have the mental image of the one of them wearing the other outfit.

/and not the good way round, either
 
2013-07-23 06:43:23 PM
Like Steve McQueen, all I need's a fast machine (or a camper)...
 
2013-07-23 06:43:27 PM
For a guy that owned both the green Porsche 911 and the Ford GT40 from his movie Le Mans

Best auto racing movie ever made.
 
2013-07-23 06:43:46 PM

naughtyrev: For you true "collectors" out there, there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.


I knew a wardrobe person in Hollyweird- MANY wardrobe items that get auctioned may never have actually been worn by said actor as (they buy multiple (often many) outfits in case there's a need for extras. My point is that even if you see an outfit that was "in" a show or movie, that doesn't mean they "wore" it. Demand authentication (and not washed and hopefully still has perspiration and/or "stains" for all you Alba "enthusiasts" ((read fap-happy pervs)) out there)-
 
2013-07-23 06:43:52 PM
The Great Escape is such a good movie...
 
2013-07-23 06:47:12 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Came for the hottie Jessica Alba pics....left disappointed.


media2.onsugar.com
 
2013-07-23 06:47:22 PM
In fact, I'm going to say it again, because on the off chance that there is someone alive who hasn't seen it, they need to. Go watch The Great Escape. Do it.
 
2013-07-23 06:47:37 PM

Stone Meadow: For a guy that owned both the green Porsche 911 and the Ford GT40 from his movie Le Mans

Best auto racing movie ever made.


Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.
 
2013-07-23 06:49:59 PM

VTGremlin: In fact, I'm going to say it again, because on the off chance that there is someone alive who hasn't seen it, they need to. Go watch The Great Escape. Do it.


It's ok, I guess.
 
2013-07-23 06:51:25 PM
I was really hoping it would be the bike from The Great Escape.
 
2013-07-23 06:54:06 PM
I'd f--k you to f--k her.
 
2013-07-23 06:54:46 PM

Bung_Howdy: naughtyrev: For you true "collectors" out there, there are multiple swim suits worn by Jessica Alba on the auction site.

I knew a wardrobe person in Hollyweird- MANY wardrobe items that get auctioned may never have actually been worn by said actor as (they buy multiple (often many) outfits in case there's a need for extras. My point is that even if you see an outfit that was "in" a show or movie, that doesn't mean they "wore" it. Demand authentication (and not washed and hopefully still has perspiration and/or "stains" for all you Alba "enthusiasts" ((read fap-happy pervs)) out there)-


Now I'm imagining that instead of holding viewings of items to be auctioned, they will be offering 'sniffings'...
 
2013-07-23 06:55:17 PM

MOGGEE: Bit'O'Gristle: Came for the hottie Jessica Alba pics....left disappointed.

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/A blessing upon your house good Farker.
 
2013-07-23 06:55:39 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stone Meadow: For a guy that owned both the green Porsche 911 and the Ford GT40 from his movie Le Mans

Best auto racing movie ever made.

Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.


www.movieposter.com

s3.amazonaws.com

Whadaya mean, there've been plenty of great racing movies released over the years.

/My second reference to Six Pack today, personal Kenny Rogers trifecta in play
 
2013-07-23 06:56:24 PM
In fact, I'm going to say it again, because on the off chance that there is someone alive who hasn't seen it, they need to. Go watch The Great Escape. Do it.

Ducky from NCIS is in it. It also gives you a modicum of sympathy for the Luftwaffe and even more hatred for the Gestapo.
 
2013-07-23 06:57:48 PM

0100010: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stone Meadow: For a guy that owned both the green Porsche 911 and the Ford GT40 from his movie Le Mans

Best auto racing movie ever made.

Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.

[www.movieposter.com image 500x395]

[s3.amazonaws.com image 448x252]

Whadaya mean, there've been plenty of great racing movies released over the years.

/My second reference to Six Pack today, personal Kenny Rogers trifecta in play


This is a serious breach.  Gonna demand you turn in that man card there honcho.
 
2013-07-23 06:58:04 PM
Totally was not expecting the camper.
 
2013-07-23 06:58:43 PM
Sadly, i really didn't know who Jessica Alba was until i watched Sin City. No idea at all who she was. Then...CAME THE BAR DANCE.....

/my wife had to bonk me in the head with a frying pan to stop me from fapping unconsciously. And even then, i came.
 
2013-07-23 07:00:25 PM

0100010: My second reference to Six Pack today, personal Kenny Rogers trifecta in play


I think I just had a seizure brought on by a torrent of fragmented toddler memories.  Dear god I forgot that existed. Is this real life?
 
2013-07-23 07:00:40 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.

This is a serious breach.  Gonna demand you turn in that man card there honcho.


Sorry, left it in Herbie's trunk.  He won't give it back.  Then again, that might be why I've been lapsing lately...

/almost added Cannonball Run
 
2013-07-23 07:01:30 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Stone Meadow: For a guy that owned both the green Porsche 911 and the Ford GT40 from his movie Le Mans

Best auto racing movie ever made.

Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.


Grand Prix. I agree that it was very good, but IMO Garner was "too nice a guy" to play the lead role in that movie. It would have been waaaayyy better with a stone-cold killer like McQueen in the lead role.

That said, Garner, like McQueen and Newman, was an accomplished racing driver in his own right. IMO he was just the wrong actor for that role.
 
2013-07-23 07:04:36 PM
Order the Alba bikini and you will get free with your purchase the banana hammock worn by Sacha Baron Cohen in the movie Borat.

Own two pieces of Hollywood memorabilia for the price of one!
 
2013-07-23 07:05:55 PM

groppet: Can said bikini be used as a coffee filter?


Depends
 
2013-07-23 07:07:10 PM

0100010: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.

This is a serious breach.  Gonna demand you turn in that man card there honcho.

Sorry, left it in Herbie's trunk.  He won't give it back.  Then again, that might be why I've been lapsing lately...

/almost added Cannonball Run


Well, if you HAD included Gumball Rally, I might have reconsidered your verdict. It had Adriennes sweater puppies as two of the stars.
www.strangecosmos.com
 
2013-07-23 07:08:07 PM
 
2013-07-23 07:10:05 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 0100010: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.

This is a serious breach.  Gonna demand you turn in that man card there honcho.

Sorry, left it in Herbie's trunk.  He won't give it back.  Then again, that might be why I've been lapsing lately...

/almost added Cannonball Run

Well, if you HAD included Gumball Rally, I might have reconsidered your verdict. It had Adriennes sweater puppies as two of the stars.
[www.strangecosmos.com image 576x430]


Or wait, did I just mix up my movies?  Damn, big titties make it hard to brain.
 
2013-07-23 07:11:37 PM
I always thought he was a really cool guy. sorry I had to read this

The truck carried McQueen to the airport for a flight to Mexico for what proved to be his final surgery before dying of cancer. He shared the ride with the Rev. Billy Graham, who answered McQueen's questions about the afterlife as the two rode to Ventura County Airport on November 3, 1980. McQueen died four days later.

I guess in the end your just another pathetic old fark afraid of dying.
/why would you ask anyone about the afterlife who's still alive?
//I pretend this part of the article was made up.
 
2013-07-23 07:13:05 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: 0100010: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.

This is a serious breach.  Gonna demand you turn in that man card there honcho.

Sorry, left it in Herbie's trunk.  He won't give it back.  Then again, that might be why I've been lapsing lately...

/almost added Cannonball Run

Well, if you HAD included Gumball Rally, I might have reconsidered your verdict. It had Adriennes sweater puppies as two of the stars.
[www.strangecosmos.com image 576x430]

Or wait, did I just mix up my movies?  Damn, big titties make it hard to brain.


i566.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 07:13:34 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 0100010: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hard if not impossible to argue that one.  Many have tried, and failed.  James Garner did one, name fails me, that wasn't too bad.  Sly Stallones movie was a horrific steaming pile of crap.  Nascar doesn't count, Cole Trickle, please.

This is a serious breach.  Gonna demand you turn in that man card there honcho.

Sorry, left it in Herbie's trunk.  He won't give it back.  Then again, that might be why I've been lapsing lately...

/almost added Cannonball Run

Well, if you HAD included Gumball Rally, I might have reconsidered your verdict. It had Adriennes sweater puppies as two of the stars.
[www.strangecosmos.com image 576x430]


i1.ytimg.com

Wasn't that in the sequel?  Still a good reason to place it in one's library.
 
2013-07-23 07:16:37 PM

bigbobowski: I always thought he was a really cool guy. sorry I had to read this

The truck carried McQueen to the airport for a flight to Mexico for what proved to be his final surgery before dying of cancer. He shared the ride with the Rev. Billy Graham, who answered McQueen's questions about the afterlife as the two rode to Ventura County Airport on November 3, 1980. McQueen died four days later.

I guess in the end your just another pathetic old fark afraid of dying.
/why would you ask anyone about the afterlife who's still alive?
//I pretend this part of the article was made up.


How about,,,
RBG was pimping McQueen for a deathbed donation, not that he has ever done that, maybe.
I hear.
 
2013-07-23 07:20:51 PM
The auction sounded tempting, until I noticed you have to go to CA for it.
 
2013-07-23 07:22:46 PM
"Dennis Hopper's 1968 Husqvarna 250 T Commando "

They do make a fine chainsaw, I'm not sure that I'd want one that's older than I am though.
Let's have a look on Google...

Oh, well then. Guess they made other things at one point. Learned something today...
 
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