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(ABC Local)   And this one time at band camp, I banged my teacher and now he's in jail   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 47
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2013-07-23 04:07:17 PM  
Fort Bend ISD says Kenyan Rodgers, 42, was arrested July 16 on charges of indecency with a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child.

WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WHAR
 
2013-07-23 04:10:41 PM  
Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)
 
2013-07-23 04:22:18 PM  

DanZero: Fort Bend ISD says Kenyan Rodgers, 42, was arrested July 16 on charges of indecency with a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child.

WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WHAR


I was gonna go with something like this, but since it is covered....done in one
 
2013-07-23 04:41:01 PM  
I now declare this an Alyson Hannigan thread

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2013-07-23 04:49:32 PM  
The guy:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-23 05:27:47 PM  
"I stuck his skinflute in my p*ssy"
 
2013-07-23 05:30:09 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)


How am I supposed to beat off with those words all over her boobs?


/RIP slime in the ice machine
 
2013-07-23 05:30:43 PM  

DanZero: Fort Bend ISD says Kenyan Rodgers, 42, was arrested July 16 on charges of indecency with a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child.


I guess he had a little morning desire and wanted to be more than daytime friends with this lady. He could've waited through the years until she got to be of legal age, but he probably figued "we've got tonight," and then she goes back home until next summer. So he decided to be the gambler and try to get away with it. That was crazy.
 
2013-07-23 05:36:13 PM  

ArkAngel: I now declare this an Alyson Hannigan thread


Average face and body. But thanks for that
 
2013-07-23 05:36:34 PM  
I'll admit that I'd bang  Alyson Hannigan harder than I banged subby's mom last nite, but that's just because I'm kind of old and wouldn't get much better at this point.

Either the average age on Fark is way higher than I thought, or many of you really have the nerd thing going on.
 
2013-07-23 05:43:56 PM  

Uzzah: DanZero: Fort Bend ISD says Kenyan Rodgers, 42, was arrested July 16 on charges of indecency with a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child.

I guess he had a little morning desire and wanted to be more than daytime friends with this lady. He could've waited through the years until she got to be of legal age, but he probably figued "we've got tonight," and then she goes back home until next summer. So he decided to be the gambler and try to get away with it. That was crazy.


Sounds like he should have just stayed home with a six pack.
 
2013-07-23 05:44:37 PM  

darth_badger: How am I supposed to beat off with those words all over her boobs?


Pause is your friend...*ahem*...or so I'm told.
 
2013-07-23 05:46:08 PM  
"The safety of our students is our highest priority,"

Typical BS school statement. Didn't save the student from being violated. Probably does explain how well our children is learning.
 
2013-07-23 05:49:15 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)


Still alive, and doing the news!  It's pretty amazing, he's the only newscaster I've ever known on Channel 13 news, as I'm a local Houston boy, born in 1970.  I'll miss him when he's gone, for sure.
 
2013-07-23 06:00:44 PM  
Teachers are the new priests.
 
2013-07-23 06:07:47 PM  
13? Man, that kid is so lucky! I know if I was banging my teacher at that age, I would be...

Wait - the kid was a girl and the teacher was a guy?

DISGUSTING! Someone should bury this sick bastard under the jail!
 
2013-07-23 06:08:37 PM  
Ok, so do we know that the student in question attended the school from which he's been booted?
13 is WAY too old for elementary.
 
2013-07-23 06:09:40 PM  
Her p*ssy gets so wet, you can't believe it!
 
2013-07-23 06:14:10 PM  
Uzzah:
I guess he had a little morning desire and wanted to be more than daytime friends with this lady. He could've waited through the years until she got to be of legal age, but he probably figued "we've got tonight," and then she goes back home until next summer. So he decided to be the gambler and try to get away with it. That was crazy.

Couldn't work "Coward of the County" into that anywhere?
 
2013-07-23 06:19:54 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)


Ha, you got me to click the link, didn't even finish reading your comment. Yes, she is definitely well-boobed.

I also really liked the ADHD-like pan away from her and very slow zoom down the street while she was talking. I wouldn't have been surprised if her hand showed up in front of the lens and pulled the wandering camera back to herself.
 
2013-07-23 06:20:39 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)


Something horrible happened to her face, so I don't hold out much hope that's what under that sweater is anything but man-made. :(
 
2013-07-23 06:21:47 PM  

Ro_thunder: Still alive, and doing the news! It's pretty amazing, he's the only newscaster I've ever known on Channel 13 news, as I'm a local Houston boy, born in 1970. I'll miss him when he's gone, for sure.


I still associate him with Dan Ammerman.

/got you by a few years
 
2013-07-23 06:28:31 PM  
Interracial? Barf, lynch him
 
Euk
2013-07-23 06:31:52 PM  
wait wait wait... Did they say... Kenny Rodgers?

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Oh wait.. Kenyon Rodgers... Never mind.
 
2013-07-23 06:32:27 PM  
If the girl enjoyed it then it is not sexual abuse, right?
Oh wait, or does that only apply when the adult is a woman?
 
2013-07-23 06:35:21 PM  

Witness99: ArkAngel: I now declare this an Alyson Hannigan thread

Average face and body. But thanks for that


First and third were worth it
 
2013-07-23 06:40:57 PM  
Luckiest. Girl. Ever.
 
2013-07-23 06:43:49 PM  
Ok, I'm not quite sure what "inappropriate" contact means. That's pretty general. Did he grab ass? Tits? Or was it just a long "uncle creepy" hug and boobie press? Inquiring minds and all....
 
2013-07-23 06:51:38 PM  
"Anyone with information about any inappropriate conduct is asked to contact the Fort Bend ISD Police"

Any inappropriate conduct?  Well I have done some things I'm not proud of.  Like calling my boss a total jerk the other day. I guess I better give them a call.  *sigh*
 
2013-07-23 06:56:59 PM  
Texas Southern University police arrested Rodgers following an alleged sexual assault investigation involving a 13-year-old girl who was on the university campus for band camp on July 15. Neither the child or the teacher are affiliated with the university.

Which is it?  Was she there for the band camp or wasn't she?  You can't say she wasn't affiliated with the university if she was there to attend a university program.  I know they want ti distance themselves from the incident but this is a bit of a stretch.  Or are they saying this dude set up a fake band camp to lure her?
 
2013-07-23 07:16:56 PM  

jtown: Texas Southern University police arrested Rodgers following an alleged sexual assault investigation involving a 13-year-old girl who was on the university campus for band camp on July 15. Neither the child or the teacher are affiliated with the university.

Which is it?  Was she there for the band camp or wasn't she?  You can't say she wasn't affiliated with the university if she was there to attend a university program.  I know they want ti distance themselves from the incident but this is a bit of a stretch.  Or are they saying this dude set up a fake band camp to lure her?


If it's a band camp for kids in middle/high school, then it was probably coordinated by the schools that attended it and the university rented out its facilities to said schools.
 
2013-07-23 07:31:19 PM  
Dude....

pbfcomics.com

The personality of the average teen is sufficient to keep adults off them.
 
2013-07-23 07:40:10 PM  

Walker: The guy:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x541]


Successful and attractive as always.
 
2013-07-23 07:50:08 PM  
"bang" is an interjection not a verb
 
2013-07-23 07:51:12 PM  

Uzzah: DanZero: Fort Bend ISD says Kenyan Rodgers, 42, was arrested July 16 on charges of indecency with a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child.

I guess he had a little morning desire and wanted to be more than daytime friends with this lady. He could've waited through the years until she got to be of legal age, but he probably figued "we've got tonight," and then she goes back home until next summer. So he decided to be the gambler and try to get away with it. That was crazy.


Probably missed a couple, been years since I listened to the 'other' Kenyan Rogers. Still, good stuff there!
 
2013-07-23 08:18:18 PM  
Yep.  Reminds me of this story.  He was my band teacher for a few years in high school and I never pinned him as this type.

http://www.abqjournal.com/news/state/apband11-08-06.htm
 
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2013-07-23 09:00:11 PM  

Goldstien Sachs: Yep.  Reminds me of this story.  He was my band teacher for a few years in high school and I never pinned him as this type.

http://www.abqjournal.com/news/state/apband11-08-06.htm


what type?

16 is age of consent in many states. Thing about men and women is that biologically speaking men are in their prime in their 30s, and women are in their prime a few years after they become sexually mature. I'll get outraged about the 12, 13 year-olds having sex with older men. But 16? That's only become taboo in the last century.
 
2013-07-23 09:03:58 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: "bang" is an interjection not a verb


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 09:06:02 PM  
My High School Band Teacher was caught banging my Guidance Counselor.

They must have both been very unhappy at home.
 
2013-07-23 09:23:25 PM  

exick: jtown: Texas Southern University police arrested Rodgers following an alleged sexual assault investigation involving a 13-year-old girl who was on the university campus for band camp on July 15. Neither the child or the teacher are affiliated with the university.

Which is it?  Was she there for the band camp or wasn't she?  You can't say she wasn't affiliated with the university if she was there to attend a university program.  I know they want ti distance themselves from the incident but this is a bit of a stretch.  Or are they saying this dude set up a fake band camp to lure her?

If it's a band camp for kids in middle/high school, then it was probably coordinated by the schools that attended it and the university rented out its facilities to said schools.


Which would make that group affiliated with the university [in my opinion].  To say neither was affiliated implies that they were just a couple of random people who happened to run into each other while cutting across the campus to get from one off-campus location to the another off-campus location.  If she was attending a program on campus, I would be looking at the relationship between the program and the campus to see if the campus had any responsibility to provide security to monitor the activity that's happening under their roof.
 
2013-07-23 09:38:04 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Jon iz teh kewl: "bang" is an interjection not a verb

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Oh snap!
 
2013-07-23 09:54:45 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)


Damned ChyRon

/tiny fist, etc.
 
2013-07-23 10:09:08 PM  
I swear, with the rate these things occur, I could probably make a killing starting an escort service full of immature 18-20-year olds and travel the country in search of teacher conventions.
 
2013-07-24 12:52:32 AM  

Ro_thunder: Dancin_In_Anson: Good Lord! That reporterette has quite an impressive rack!

(Dave Ward is still alive?)

Still alive, and doing the news!  It's pretty amazing, he's the only newscaster I've ever known on Channel 13 news, as I'm a local Houston boy, born in 1970.  I'll miss him when he's gone, for sure.


Does Dave Ward have an impressive rack?
 
2013-07-24 01:37:58 PM  
Aggravated Sexual Assault? He just banged a 13 year old! What does he have to be aggravated about?
 
2013-07-24 07:27:37 PM  

srtpointman: Aggravated Sexual Assault? He just banged a 13 year old! What does he have to be aggravated about?


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2013-07-24 09:17:49 PM  

srtpointman: Aggravated Sexual Assault? He just banged a 13 year old! What does he have to be aggravated about?


You ever met a 13 year old that wasn't aggravating?
 
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